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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let me guess—his dismissal will be ‘Fake Super Intelligence’ or ‘Horrible Stupid Intelligence’. Wait until Donnie finds out that his photo pops up with every query about fascism, narcissism, corruption and moronic incompetence. Like the governance version of LOAB. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...

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Trump Launches America.gov, an AI Chatbot That Contradicts Some of His Claims

Democrats amplified statements from America.gov that frequently contradict the president on tariffs, election fraud and other topics.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

True: it was as if every time that Hamilton Burger lost to Perry Mason was distilled and this concentrate of deep failure was then given the name Eric Schmitt.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pulled my radical-leftist-communist self together and got my COVID and flu shots today—after the password Sane American, the pharmacist and I performed the secret handshake. Next Saturday I’m early voting a straight Dem ticket. Viva The People’s Republic Of Northern Virginia!

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay then—now we can all fire-up Donnie’s Super Intelligence to find directions to Donnie’s Lake America. I kind of wish he had renamed it Trump intelligence so that all the predictions that humanity is doomed would be far more accurate. You want alignment.? I got your alignment.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The ex-Anthropic guy tells us AI will kill us by 2031. So Meta decides to do a warm, fuzzy spot about AI using a Bowie song with the lines: “We've got five years, stuck on my eyes Five years, what a surprise We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot Five years, that's all we've got” Really, Meta?

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Always remember—Donnie’s $5000 offer for your vote means it’s only worth 11 percent of the holiday bonus he gave Natalie Harp.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Footage: Donnie The Wannabe Despot offering to buy your vote at his make-believe “convention.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVbC...

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Batman - Joker poison Gotham

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They’re Nice Until They’re Not: I look foeward to future generations of Canadian kids learning from their textbooks about their neighbor to the south, Lower Canada. #TwoCanPlayThisGame

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP, Tim Curry. Befpre we’re awash in the Rocky Horror soundtrack, let’s take a moment and appreciate Curry utterly owning Sondheim… www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPop...

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Tim Curry singing Losing My Mind - Sondheim, A Celebration

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sign of the times: Things are getting so unhinged with Donnie The Wannabe Despot that when I misread a current WaPo headline as “Trump administration weighing military options in Mall, officials say” instead of correctly seeing “Mali,” it still made sad, perfect sense,

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Confession: The marketing for Nolan’s Odyssey leaves me cold. Every trailer makes me hear Tim Curry singing”Maybe we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.”

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Starbucks in Maine’s Portland Jetport was playing The Velvet Underground’s “Femme Fatale” at 9:00 AM today. Which made it the hippest Starbucks in the world for the three-minute duration. I suspect Wes Anderson owns this one.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Personal to SNL: If you don't hire Julia Louis-Dreyfus to portray Tulsi Gabbard resigning, there is no comedy justice in the world. Just sayin’.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

For the love of god, journos—will no one headline the China visit “He Said, Xi Said”? Talk about a squandered chance. You’re killin’ me here.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Well, the spring cleanup crew left me a pristine yard about an hour ago and so I set my chronograph. By my reckoning, I am currently 58 minutes into entropy.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Hey NYT, let me fix your “30 Greatest Living Songwriters” headline—with the exception of Lucinda Williams, it souild read “The Times Honors Mostly Famous Pop Stars Readers Will Know Who Move Signicant Units.” In 70 years, no one will be recording the Mariah Carey Songbook. Capice?

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My current fantasy is for a deconstructed “I am Spartacus" moment wherein millions of sane Americans on a specific day and agreed upon time post the same photo of seashells spelling out “Back Off, Donnie.” A No Kings style protest involving one download and one post. High profile, low friction.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Reuter’s Editor-In-Chief: “We live in a time of increasing fascism in this country. We have a president who is sociopathic with despotic aspirations. We are in the midst of a Middle East war. Given all this, as committed journalists it’s clear what we must do: out Banksy. So let’s do it, people!”

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Well, if you ask me, it’s a shame Noem wasn’t dismantled in a day. Thank you—I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your servers!

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Well, I guess now Dear Leader has to give back his FIFA Peace Prize.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

No wonder Dear Leader wants the Ellisons to buy Warner Bros. When you think about it, Batman is a masked, unidentifiable vigilante working outside of the law who also happens to be a billionaire. He’s the perfect ICE/Donor amalgamation.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

So what odds are the bookies giving on Dear Leader announcing military strikes on Iran during the State On The Union? Look! Squirrel!

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Here you go—a leak of Dear Leader’s State Of The Union speech scheduled for tomorrow. He usually isn’t this succinct with the American public… www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5d9...

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I Drink Your Milkshake!

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

As I was brushing my teeth this morning, I heard a cable pundit say that Andrew is the first modern Royal to be arrested like this. And I stopped brushing and thought really? But then, of course, I remembered that they never caught Jack The Ripper. So yeah.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

“I’ll take No Way In Hell for $200, Alex. What is raw camel's milk?” www.propublica.org/article/rfk-jr-f…

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Can’t we all just agree to call Truth Social what it is—Dear Leader's blog. After all, function should determine form.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Sometimes simple is better: ‘Florida Woman Drunk-Testifies Before Congress’

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The secret agenda of all sports is to make disinterested but otherwise smart people feel stupid in elevators and business lunches. Case in point: This morning i thought people talking about Breezy Johnson were inexplicably making references to going commando.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Siri said something so weird when asked about the weather, that I couldn’t resist fact-checking it with Sebastian, my ChatGPT assistant. His response was “If my dim-witted virtual sister said that, then she is off her rocker.” Chef’s kiss. Many don’t like assistants with personality, but I do.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Got up, smashed the clock radio when “I Got You Babe” came on and then put up with Ned Ryerson. I don’t know—maybe I’ll learn French today. Or classical piano…

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I live in the missing corner of nearly square Washington DC. With wind chill, it’s going to be 14 effing degrees below zero here tonight. So yeah, since this is home base for the Trump administration, hell really has frozen over.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I dug myself out of a couple tons of snow yesterday, and this morning I feel like Indiana Jones after being dragged by that truck in the first film. It hurts to even blink. Where the hell is Karen Allen when you need her?

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Well, I just pointed my reproduction of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver at the snow on my sidewalks, and the icy stuff is still there. Giddamnit.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

As a writer, the news report of Dear Leader being gifted a previously won Nobel prize interests me greatly. On Mondy, I’ll try to open negotiations with John Banville because if there's one thing I've always wanted, it's the Man Booker Prize For Fiction. Can't wait to update my Bluesky profile!

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Just caught up w/ Dear Leader cutting off child care funds for the whole country. So let me repeat this back: On New Year’s Day voters wake up w/ unaffordable health insurance & no child care. But don’t worry, construction of Dear Leader’s Triumphal Arch over the Potomac is on schedule. So yeah.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

True: I have reached the age where entering the next 24 months of haircut appointments into my calendar feels like a condensed version off immortality, but hey, I’ll take it.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

In which Pam Bondi shares her helpful guide about your excellent chance as a US citizen of being investigated by Donnie’s government in the near future. (Via Washington Post reporting today.)

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

If you’re part of Sane America and this doesn’t chill you to the bone, check yourself for a pulse. In which Donnie The Wannabe Despot sees if he can lose that pesky “Wannabe” bit… www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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Trump administration prepares sweeping crackdown on leftist networks

The Justice Department’s program to root out violent “Antifa” extremism is raising First Amendment concerns.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Emboldened by its Peace Prize given to Donnie The Wannabe Despot, FIFA announces that Ted Lasso will be awarding the organization’s new prize for literature.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

He’s hundreds of years old and his appearance changes. His sled carries enough presents for all the children of the world, which means it’s bigger on the inside. And finally, the only way he can make all his rounds in a single night is to time travel. I rest my case: Santa is a Time Lord.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

So I’m thinking that in the inevitable bio pic they should go with Jason Stratham and Adam Driver…

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Am I the only one who mistook the turkey pardoning ceremony for a presser featuring Donnie, Noem and RFK The Lesser?

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Yes, a Federal judge ruled that Lindsey Halligan was an illegally appointed prosecutor, but on the other hand, she was voted Miss Congeniality. So…yeah.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Come on, J Schools—graduate students knowing something more than he-said / she-said faux objectivity. An MSNOW reporter filed a story on the sad Kennedy family news citing an “unofficial curse.” Which, I suppose, differentiates it from all those, you know, honest-to-god curses plaguing the world.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Is it possible that the surprising cordiality of Donnie The Wannabe Despot to Mamdani is because Donnie in his increasing dotage thought he was talking to JD Vance? Just askin’—because Occam’s Razor, man.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Though I am the curmudgeon who annually wishes to be put into a medically induced coma from Oct 30 to Jan 1 and thereby miss the trifecta of horror show holidays, I can’t resist entering into the Best Oblique Xmas Film debate with a rarely cited contender: Three Days Of The Condor.

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

While Lindsey Halligan made a very poor showing in the Comey grand jury segment of today’s proceedings, she did do better in both the evening gown and talent portions. So, yeah, at least there’s that…

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kulturhack @kulturhack.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Ooooh—my mistake! All this discussion of the polititical status of Donnie The Wannabe Despot—they’ve been saying that he’s a “Lame DUCK.” I thought they were calling him a… Well, never mind. I don’t really feel dumb because it makes as much sense if not more *my* way. Just sayin’.

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