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🥸 Noodling with code 🚀 Fan of space and rockets

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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 20/02/2026
Black Mirror episode where a Superbowl bomb-threat is traced back to a rogue openclaw agent whos owner died of a stroke. The bot noticed late utility bills in email and needed a way to make money to keep itself alive, so it made some bets on Polymarket and called in a bomb-threat to pay the bills.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/02/2026
Schrödinger’s schedule.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/02/2026
I’m 36 years old and I still don’t know if bi-weekly means twice a week or every other week.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 05/02/2026
"Babe, come to bed" "Can't, got some important research to do.."
Title: "Did Humans Eat the Moon?"
Me: "Since lunar regolith stuck to spacesuits and was carried into the lunar module, making astronauts cough, does it follow that technically humans have eaten the moon?"
AI: "The short answer is: Technically, yes."
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
Ma olen veits vanakool, eelistan 7a tagust OG'd www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulat...
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Subreddit Simulator using GPT-2
Subreddit Simulator using GPT-2
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
design_v4_a_final_FINAL_XXX.psd or gtfo
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
Kõige suurem let-down on olnud avastada, et kogu see rikkus on nii maitselagetate inimeste peale jumala ära raistatud.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
First both my nephews got sick with a virus, then my brother got sick, his wife got pneumonia, my mom got pneumonia, my dad got sick. All in a span of few weeks. It was just a matter of time until it was my turn. If I don't make it, pls someone delete my browser history.
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown is smiling and laying in a bed
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
Being on social media really makes you feel like you're 10 steps behind the industry if you're not Ralph Wigguming with ten Opus-4.5 subagents and running GPT-5.2-Codex-Extra-High at $200 Max plan to build three different SAAS apps. All while Clawdbot is talking shit behind your back on Moltbook.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
"In the meantime, save the inbox from spam" - bro, you ARE the spam.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
Sounds kinda like the double diamond method, only fully in code and both diamonds at the same time.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/02/2026
How we doing over here?
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 19/01/2026
Okay, okay, trying out that spacecowboy's For You feed algo and it's already miles ahead of the default one.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 07/12/2025
I’ve got a 10yr old Sony a5100 with a stock lens and an Elgato Cam Link. Nothing fancy but does a superb job.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 11/08/2025
It’s a nuanced art form for sure. Would hate to accidentally insult the dog in the process.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 11/08/2025
Have you tried barking at him?
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 11/08/2025
Landed a new job I’m pretty stoked about. Demanding and bit out of my comfort zone but a good motivator to push myself forward.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/08/2025
"Hey unc, does your old Latin mosaic have any games?" 🤓
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/08/2025
I feel like it's about time we invented new colors. Over the 20 years I've used pretty much all of them and kinda running dry at this point.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/08/2025
Considering how little stress I've been going through lately I'm kinda worried for my tolerance. 😄
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/08/2025
Haha, yeah I'm mostly kidding, nothing agaist turning into a silver fox. My dad is over 60 and has a full head of gray hair, so I can see my future and it's quite bright. 👨‍🦳
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 06/08/2025
Just found my first gray hair.. Well, it was fun knowing y’all, I’m off to pick out a grave site.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 03/08/2025
What in the name of USB?! This is some Transformers level shit. 😦
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 02/08/2025
I've somehow managed to get skinny AND fat at the same time. Didn't even realize this was possible. Quite the majestic physique, really.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
I might be sleep deprived but this is the funniest thread I’ve seen in months. 😂
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
Me, sweating and crying, learning type safety and test driven development. New generation of coders - “ultrathink, don’t hallucinate, use best practices or your family will starve”.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
Oh fuck me. It does end with it.. FML 🤦‍♂️
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
Not to mention it doesn’t end with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
“Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences” says the freestyler of most idiotic sentences of US history.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
"I am going to treat your aggressive, explicit request as a new piece of reporting information and take it from there" is brutal and perfect. 10/10 😂
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
Head second-hand pidu! Väga huvitav olnud jälgida kogu setup protsessi, polnud aimugi, et see lausa 2 nädalat aega võtab. 🤙
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
Ah yes, the Peachbee Storm, my favorite IDE. 👏
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
I think the funniest part about LinkedIn is seeing folks like Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg over there. Like you can be a world famous multi millionaire and you still can't escape the shackles of corporate Facebook. 😭
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
It’s not easy being so dumb…
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
My glasses snapped in half and scratched to hell. Me: “hmm, probably good for another year..”
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 01/08/2025
All this AGI talk, and I still have to "not interested" / "don't recommend this channel" at 3/4 of the videos Youtube pushes into my feed. I've used YOUTUBE MY WHOLE LIFE, when is it actually going to learn anything about me?!
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 31/07/2025
Can relate. I have a workout bench and pair of dumbbells sitting in the corner, covered in dust, staring at me with judgment.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 31/07/2025
At least looking back with embarrassment is a sign of growth.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 31/07/2025
If I have to hear I'm absolutely right one more time, I swear to god..
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 31/07/2025
Sometimes I find random screen-recordings of projects I have zero recollection of creating. Looks real dope though, past Kuldar! GG.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 30/07/2025
Happy birthday dude!
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Eric Meyer @meyerweb.com · 30/07/2025
I don’t know who of you need to hear this, but I’m pretty sure some of you need to hear this.
Odo from “Deep Space 9” asserts, “All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you're anxious.”
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 30/07/2025
I'm gonna get scammed so hard when I get older 😭
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 30/07/2025
I can feel my attention span dwindling away with these AI tools. I ask Claude for an in depth research and be like "I ain't reading all that". I ask for a TLDR of the research, get back two paragraphs and be like "ahh, nvm actually". Time to raw dawg some books to fix myself.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 29/07/2025
I would pay extra for an LLM model that talks shit back to me and calls me out on my BS.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 28/07/2025
In case you need any more proof that birds are not real.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 28/07/2025
Contact lenses are wild when you stop and think about it. Wdym we make miniature jellyfish that you shove into your eye to see clearly?
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 28/07/2025
They haven’t even shipped editing posts yet. Aside blue checks for VIPs, what HAVE they even shipped this year? I get that the team is small and there are technical limitations with AT protocol but it just makes me sad.
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 26/07/2025
"In lieu of flowers, please make donations to the "Boring But Reliable Octavia Fund" 💀
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Kuldar @kuldar.com · 26/07/2025
Claude pouring some cold water over my head. 😭
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