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Kukumber the Hammer Mage

@kukumber.bsky.social
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Adventurer by trade, Gposer by virtue, Distracted by anything 🔞(N/SFW)🔞 F+, dom, prefer F>Femboy>F+ Personality - Awkward, shy, impressively forgetful DMs - Sure, but don't be weird Collabs - Open to discuss

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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 12h
That feelin when you forgot to add the fuckin blur 🫠
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes all you need is... whatever this is~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been a while since I last played a game that both kept me up later than I intended to be conscious and made it feel like hours literally passed in minutes I missed Gears so much
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, if you insist~
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two goofballs try to nurse someone~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two goofballs try to nurse someone~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moments before breedin'~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank ya thank ya :) It was hard, especially when we cleared it the first time, but my partner was down and I jumped off the platform thinkin it was safe 🫠 You should go fer it, fun times everythin considered ^_^
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally... it is done
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interestin' exercise techniques~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Come out to the beach, relax a little!" she said "No need for clothes out here!" she said "Let me show you something I learned" she said Did I know I'd be kinda crumpled? No, but I'm not mad about it~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a productive 40 minutes 🫠 "Why don't you play pvp games as much anymore?" This, because of this. A stupid person is already one to many, but 30? Nah... nah, miss me with that shit. Alas, surrounded by lobotomites. Know yer role and PTFO, its not that fuckin hard Rant over, back to pr0n
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>No one knows how to driveby and dropoff, so people get off in the water and get fucking shot >No one knows how to use the turrets on said boats so people die anyway >And no Assaults are placing spawn beacons, despite 3/4s of the team being Assault
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>Next game on Wake Island, hell yeah >Teammates pushing on land instead of using boats or transport helis >Engineers standing out in the open to try and land an RPG on the enemy heli (even though the RPG sucks now) and give enemy sniper the easiest headshot of their life >Finally use the boats
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>One squadmate goes off to fuckin' Narnia "sniping", gets suppressed and can't do anything, then dies >Teammate goes to countersnipe, gets shot in the head, gets revived, goes back to same spot and shot in head again >Begging to any god who will listen, tell me what I did to deserve this?
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A thread >Boots up Battlefield 6 >Joins game of Breakthrough >Mirak Valley, goddammit >Defending though, so should be easy win and/or fun at least >Plenty of supports on my team, none reviving people >Plenty of Engineers on my team, none have destroyed any armor >No engineers near our stolen MBT
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd have to agree, yer pretty proficient at it~
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's bait... (I always take the bait :P)
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hmm, what to pose tonight... maybe somethin' cool and casual with-" "You should spend the next three hours organizing your Pose Folder so you can actually find shit when you need it." Like damn, okay brain, makin' me be productive and shit
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holiday in Kugane~ (Gone Sexual. Gone Crazystyle. Boat goes binted) #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which they probably won't tell you that~
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Momma Oka (Raffle Pinned) @mommaoka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess what everyone, I'm now part of the PC race! With the help of an amazing friend, I took my first screenshot of Momma Ama's body, hope you'll all enjoy it as this was very uplifting and joyful to see! ^w^ #mommaoka | #gposensfw | #ffxivnsfw | #vieransfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Want a glass or drink straight from the tap?~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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VeRine @saretos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#gposersnsfw #SinsofSaretos #midlanders_today
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bathhouse sex = Best sex~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some tender moments on the private island~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Shia La Beouf's Iconic 'Yes You Can!' Motivation
ALT: Shia La Beouf's Iconic 'Yes You Can!' Motivation
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>Bungie announces their unvaultin' Destiny 2 content >My LABS came back good >I pulled two full-art foil cards totallin' $100~ in value I will absolutely remember the 21st of September 😄 ... I'm not gonna win the next housin' lottery, am I?
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Do you remember..."
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"They said this livin' metal was gonna take some gettin' used to... they didn't mention it would feel like the real thing..." (Don't know if I'll keep the back tattoo yet... maybe some karaoke will help me make a decision...)
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I am altering my character slightly. Pray I don't alter her any further."
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
XD Well I'm glad to provide a little hunt fer ya in that case :3
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol I saw you fly around ♥️ There'll be more chances in the future, so no worries!
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100% agree
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Disgusting shit to see
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's fair, seems to be a challenge to be normal for these people
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A decent chunk of mod creators are in there from what I've read. So, that's nice /s
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Screenshot because I'm too tired for this
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a day to wake up to piss, read the fucked shit going on, and promptly wish everyone involved a genuine fuck you. People suck.
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back-alley Cock~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heel! Good girl~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don't look like a beast, but I'll master you all the same~ (With bonus ass shot cuz I like it) #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bad news: I didn't win the house Good news: I've learned how to master beasts
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What good is a cock without a hole to fill?~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When a friend comes over askin' you to do their hair, but you don't know how to do hair so you just fuck around and get balls deep instead~ #KukumberPose | #xivafterdark | #xivlewds | #ffxivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #bposensfw | #bposersnsfw
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Oreimo: Kirino Kousaka's Playful Lip Lick
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VeRine @saretos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#gposersnsfw #SinsofSaretos #midlanders_today
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you, I'll accept all the luck I can! ♥
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
:3
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Kukumber the Hammer Mage @kukumber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Logged on just in time before the servers go down again to put in my bid fer a large... pleaselemmewinIwannahaveahousewarmingorgy I mean, what, who said that? >.>
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