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Kukrie

@kukrie.bsky.social
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24 • he/him • Folf • bi • 🇩🇰 • I have way too many hobbies • Icon by @marshybirb.bsky.social

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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The ai bubbles cannot fucking implode fast enough
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just me scraping the fat and decayed human skin off my desk table
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beamng mod creators need to learn that Autumn ≠ Mexico Filter
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you know you're supposed to find Umbrella Corp. incredibly evil, but, like, we got Nestlé in our world, so it's actually kinda mid.
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love the crushers
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you're pulled an all nighter and now have to make a decision of choosing either the Blåhaj or the Redbull
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's the most cursed object you own? I'll start:
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love the crushers
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My btr5 is getting tired, it might be time to upgrade to a btr15
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mexican chocolate banana cake and RE Revelations 2 on the telly, it doesn't get much better than this.
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Box said, 'Don't use a knife,' so I took initiative.
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's the most cursed object you own? I'll start:
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For the price of one Minecraft Dungeon II you can get 8 games!
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever i try to play forza horizon it puts me in a better game
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found a good stand for my Skullcandy crushers
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found a good stand for my Skullcandy crushers
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope apple and smasnug haven't forgotten the eu wants user replaceable batteries by 2027
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
General Motors finding out that quality affects the outcome:
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This thing is nice!
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Flashback to when my $1000 sony phone literally died because sony couldn't be fucked using known good vital components, i really hope it ended up costing them a ton of money replacing all the faulty models
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone just left their... 3000 hp dragster out on main street... unlocked with the keys and everything... Don't mind if i do!
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imma do the same whenever i make and sell a product, just put an old phone inside it and sell it for twice its real value
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Valve got me in a tough spot because i hate the price they put on the headset, all because they wanted to basically put a galaxy s24 in it which only about 5 people will make use of, but i also really hate meta in general
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They could've just not put ram, storage and a 3 year old smartphone chip in the dann thing and it would have been 700 euros, possibly even less
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the 50 year old driving instructor says "we're taking my car for today"
Screaming magenta metallic "Soliad Sunhawk" with a blue and gold sunhawk on the hood with a massive blower sticking out of it and giant tucked rear slicks
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lets be real, not a single fucking soul wanted a whole computer in their vr headset
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apple wit da bussy
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Skullcandy: What if... Honda civic with cheap subwoofer... But like... headphones
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Samsung is the absolute worst, worse than apple, and i hate apple with a passion
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn they didn't even Wanna give me a box with my phone... Parts, probably wont be long before new smasnugs come in ziplocks too
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These are actually hilarious, just so much fucking ( ( ( B A S S ) ) )
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never buy any Samsung products at all, its all crap, thats new akg, jbl, harman and galaxy phones, cheap garbage
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
>Be RAM iPod™ >Run out of power >... >Uhh... >I forgor
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Asked these mfs for a burger, these mfs gave me a goddamn Lily pad, gawd dayum!
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Asked these mfs for a burger, these mfs gave me a goddamn Lily pad, gawd dayum!
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 31/08/2026
Unfortunately, the black-capped chickadee doesn't play the guitar.
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When you become so good at sharpening your blades, not only do they beat the arm hair test, the leg hair test, but even the ball hair test
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
OMG!!! IRL BRUCKELL NINE!!!
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Funny how one of the creators of the compact disc is now trying to take it away from everyone
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love steam but it really gotta stop updating certain games right when i wanna play them
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>Google: dont be evil >*Looks inside* >Evil
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What else was i gonna fit under that scoop?
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Still can't Believe the Bruckell nine became so popular they made it a real car
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally i can beam my ng again
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Holy fuck, the beamng devs finally started using 100% of their brains
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The hytale devs have still not resolved the gpu freeze issue, making the game pretty much unplayable, no wonder why so many players just dipped after having played a couple weeks
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is what peak gaming looks like
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Kukrie @kukrie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some bike mechanics should not fucking be bike mechanics
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