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Kudzoo

@kudzoo.bsky.social
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Professional procrastinator, seasoned lurker, and Dread Wringer main in Comp Splatoon. Uploads videos and streams once in a blue moon. I’m a big fan of Splatoon, DRG, Risk of Rain 2, Deadlock (EE my beloved), Far Far West, and Transformers.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been playing Minecraft with the Create mod for a week or so now and long after my first time with it. I’ve only recently looked into the stuff that version 6.0 added since it’s new to me and… holy shit I had no idea how deep it went I think I’m starting to understand Factorio players
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm finally back in S+ after a (pretty lengthy tbh) solo break! now I can grind X battles for the rest of September and then som- what do you mean tomorrow is October first???
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also in the first post of this chain I’m not saying Splat Dualies are on the same level as Bloblobber. I think that weapons that are still considered strong but are not overly strong like Wiper, Tri-Stringer, and Dread Wringer [nepotism :)] would be part of the ban immune group.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Problem is I’m not sure if there are enough weapons that are strong enough to be put in a bannable category. I haven’t thought that far yet and there could be more problems other than this too as I’ve only spent 4-5ish minutes thinking about it so far.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My assumption would be that the weapons that are immune and those that aren’t would be up to the TO’s of the tourney but the idea is to allow weapons that are ridiculously strong to be banned while preventing one tricks of niche weapons from getting target banned.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just had the idea so it may not be fully thought out but what if only certain weapons were bannable (or is it “banable”? idk) and certain weapons were immune. Top tiers like 52, Blaster, E-liter, etc. could be banned for the set while weapons like Bloblobber or Splat Dualies are immune.
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[K]yo! @kyochandxd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was too harsh on you
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT IS THE METHOD I MUST KNOWWW please I need the details on how to Dread D good
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Jesse @nyrjesse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chytil all alone! got 🥇 in Baja’s Blast #68! ggs to all :) Jesse: “I told you bow spray was good!” Theo: “this comp is not real” Tolf: “the guy who was in front” Dae: “Jesse would fine me if I didn’t play”
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always get so bewildered every time my slider decides I don't get i-frames. Truly one of the specials of all time. Congrats on making it to day 2!
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Pancakes @pancakes.ink · 26/09/2026
Perfect matchup
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE FIT IS BACK
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The guy on the top right looks pretty cheerful. He’s probably crazy about Dread D though…
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Abfjfbddj I keep forgetting to reply but amazing work. Thank you for including my goober in your project. Could I make this my pfp on discord for a while?
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Red @redstcne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do not be a dick, fat-shame, or make potentially ableist comments to someone who you barely know, as a joke, or seriously. Do not do it in front of 20 people. You are entitled to your opinions but the moment you start bullying someone to their face about it, you immediately lost.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best way to support your team is to keep the enemy from being able to harm them to begin with and the best method to do so is to keep sending the enemy back to spawn. Yes I did start comp as a fighter I played AoE weapons actually how could you tell?
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I spent way too much time typing this out but I was laser focused on it while doing so. I think my meds hit my AuDHD particularly hard when I forget to take ‘em the previous day.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TL/DR: FUCK 52 GAL broken ass piece of shit weapon it killed my wife, stole my husband, kicked my dog, declawed my cat, and as if all that wasn't enough it went even higher and IT PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON. (actual TL/DR: 52 has nearly no weaknesses and I'm tired of seeing it EVERYWHERE)
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That doesn't change how disappointing the 8% nerf being the only 52 nerf last patch was or how slow patches are coming out now but unless they announce they're no longer updating S3 at all then there's still a light at the end of the tunnel. Kinda small at this distance but it's a light nonetheless.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To try to not end on a sour note I don't think the 8% paint nerf is the only nerf the devs will hit 52 with. They've been (sometimes annoyingly) slow to nerf stuff so I personally think the paint nerf was just to test the waters before making more drastic changes.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(or infects) nearly every level of play because of how easy it is to get value out of. Maybe this whole thing is just a skill issue on my part but damn is it exhausting to deal with. I've been playing other games more than S3 and it's gotten so tempting to just give up until 52 is finally put down.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
basement. It's not in every tourney set and scrim that I've played but it's frequent enough that there's nearly no rest from it. I don't think I could go for more than two sets in a tourney without seeing one if even that. It's not something that only the top players have to deal with. It affects
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pisses me off so much, what keeps me from cooling down after dealing with its bullshit, is that there's almost no breaks from said bullshit. By that I mean IT'S. EVERYWHERE. I've seen so many 52s in tourney and scrims because the skill floor for the weapon is so low that there's no room for a
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it kills faster while having to track enemy movement less, and if I recall correctly if 52 just doesn't shoot for a bit its shot RNG resets and it gets full accuracy on the shots it needs to kill. All of this is just what makes 52 such a menace to squidciety. The main issue I have with it that
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fights with 52 (sending you to the bullet hell dimension) while also refilling the 52's ink tank in case it was starting to die of thirst at just 52% ink remaining. I forgot to even bring up shot velocity and accuracy earlier so I'll go through those now. 52's shots got buffed at some point so
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Again, the list of weaknesses I put up are probably not everything and 52 Gal doesn't have infinite range, but what it does have is absurd power at the cost of almost nothing with a kit that enables the shit out of it. Wall lets it fight better and live longer while Wail adds extra chaos to
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah it gets to be stupidly fast because it has nothing better to use a lot of its gear space for all while having no delay between swimming and gunning because...why not??? And that's without mentioning Flow Aura and Tacticooler buffs which just make it better at putting the "demon" in speed demon.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wall hp. What's left after that? SWIM SPEED!!! Remember that pin earlier? Thought it was slippery enough and already hard to pin down? Scared of it getting in range? YOU'D BETTER BE 'cause this bad boy can swim at a whopping 80 gigashits per second! Got a bit hyperbolic for the sake of a joke but
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wail also means it can skip Special Saver as a utility sub and Comeback as a headgear option. Additionally why run Quick Respawn if getting kills and staying alive are things it's already good at? The only abilities that help it are Intensify Action to improve its jump RNG and Sub Power Up for more
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally something that I find questionable about 52's design is its near lack of gear dependency. It doesn't need Ink Saver Main, Ink Saver Sub is also unnecessary, LDE is unnecessary as a result and there's no incentive to run Special Power Up or Special Charge Up on it because it has Killer Wail.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
have 26 shots left after a Splash Wall. Spacing was included as more of a blaster class thing but 52 can quickly reposition if it needs to and it has a Splash Wall to protect itself and even position more aggressively with.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This isn't everything but, somehow, 52 has none of these issues. Painting isn't it's focus but it paints decently enough. It can submerge almost immediately after pulling the trigger (put a pin in this I'm coming back later) so there's no downtime to take advantage of. It's ink efficient enough to
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It baffles me how 52 has managed to stay in its current state given how it has nearly no weaknesses. Every weapon good at fighting in S3 is usually balanced by having one or more drawbacks such as: lackluster paint recovery time after shots ink efficiency spacing/positioning gear dependency
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My frustration with 52 gal has reached the point where I want to rant about it. Do not fret! I will leave said rant contained to a thread in case anyone's tired of posts about the meta sucking right now (I uh hope it works that way). Long thread though be warned. #compsplatoon
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shelly ♡ @shellyshellos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The E-liter 4K charge time has been increased to 4k frames
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ohhhhhh… they should change Dread D’s special to 180p Strikes and revert both the vRB AoE nerf and the Sloshing Machine framerate nerf.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Idk how much of an accomplishment it is (if at all) given it’s for winning A41’s bronze bracket but I’ve been competing in S3 for over a year now (almost two years actually wtf-) so I’ll take what I can get. We had quite the performance in finals too. GGs Primordial it was a fun and challenging set.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s been a while since last nights All 4 One but I was too tired to post about it when it ended. Anyways FINALLY MY FIRST SENDOU BADGE!!!
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they should give Dread specifically a fourth kit as an apology for Dread D
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These are some in game pics of my inkling and the full picture of my pfp that I commissioned from a friend. The only special detail are the “pupils” on the eyes of the mask which can also change shape to emote.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Basically it’s somehow gotten worse for my ADHD. I’m not complaining and it’s not a bad thing. I just need to not try to full clear the map every mission. (there’s also way more stuff than just this in the update it’s just not relevant to this post)
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The newest update introduced better macro with a new resource to replace gold for mission specific things like card duplication and rerolling and a new lighthouse that reveals a bunch of stuff on the map when you get to the top. The update is amazing but I’m also spending WAY more time on missions.
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
By how much they fuck around and find out. (I do actually know what this is about and it’s not the above. I won’t spoil but eyy Dread in A tier let’s gooo.)
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aster★彡 @asterspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Photo bundles for comp teams i think are cool, part 1: | Absolution | Go give every member of the team tons of love! Wraith, Kudzoo, Sprii and Bulno are such skilled players and lovely people all around :)
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Kudzoo @kudzoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jesse usuallyJetpack
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| Absolution | @absolutionspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finally getting back into tournaments! We got third in tristrike silver bracket tonight ggs alll @wraithspl.bsky.social "should i swap back to vdualie??" @kudzoo.bsky.social "right stick and pray" @bulno.bsky.social "gonna repark my car while the first game starts" @sprii.bsky.social "legit c*mming"
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BittersweetDevil 😈 @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the reason why the dread wringer was not named the bi-slosher was because they were afraid of the power it would give to bisexuals #highdivsplatoon
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| Absolution | @absolutionspl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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