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Ethan "Kuchiri"

@kuchiri.bsky.social
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Tall Nerdy Gamer Guy www.youtube.com/c/Kuchiri www.twitch.tv/thekuchiri

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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just go with a classic. Trump lost 2020.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me when the lactose intolerant hits with the taco bell sauce.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@benstarr.bsky.social LittleKuriboh wanted to see your butt
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Other Mommy is a really good Horror movie until the last 10 minutes.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Winnie, Binx, and Soma enjoying open windows time with no drama.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So i thought I could drink water leading to it and ended up needing to go without anesthesia. That was fun. All the air they pumped in cause me to have a two minute fart
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Camilla had princess Diana killed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3. We were missing an actual host reacting to the events and providing real-time commentary in character. That's half of the movie: Wonka's reaction to everyone's misfortunes. 4. Would watch a 2nd season.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished Wonka Golden Ticket. 1. It was okay. 2. AI Gene Wilder wasn't it. They could've spent the same money you paid to the Wilder Estate to hire anyone to be a physical Wonka. They probably could've gotten Timothée Chalamet to reprise his role with the money you gave to the estate.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What the leopard eating faces party ended up eating my face. Oh nooooo."
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who here wants to talk and review #KamenRiderMyth on a once-monthly podcast?
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should check out Kamen Rider. Karate bugmen kicking nazis until they explode.
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G.Face @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Matpat years ago broke down YouTube Algo (before they changed it a dozen times) by explaining why PewDiePie was promoted everywhere. It is because it was promoting him where he lived and he moved between four different countries in a couple years. Maybe you get texas and north cold texas boost.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One day they will make a tier 0 archetype around griggle
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds like you need to air your grievances and praises for this show on a once-a-month podcast talking about it, which just had LittleKuriboh on for a special. 🤔
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm looking respectfully. If looking respectfully is starring at those legs. Hot daymn.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I personally think the whole 'Seven' killing Baku part of 23/24 could've came back and Baku deciding he didn't need to be the invincible agent could've fought a copy of himself to bury Seven once and for all. Symbolism of growth and stuff. Sort of like the Atem/Yugi duel.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The podcast didn't like how the status quo just remained stagnant for the final 8-ish episodes. There are a million 'What ifs' they could've done to incite progression. What if every time the group failed against Oblivion, another door opened somewhere, and it had real-world consequences.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Them are some pussy ass low fuckin numbers people. We can do better fuckfaces.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will argue the legal wars that been going on between federal judges and Trump actually has given me the molecule of hope for the world. Then the brick and minifigs vs reckless ben story is there like... we still have corrupt judges
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eventually HBO will run out of tv shows and Harry potter themed game shows and cooking shows. Etc. Eventually universal will find something to put in their parks and stop paying her tens of millions a year. Just let it die. It should've died.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't talk about the property. Don't react to the property. If your friends are wanting to interact make sure they do it without paying Rowling. Eventually it will die. JK has proven she cant do shit outside potter. Its unfortunate she has generational money now.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yet content creators went to tiktok to scream at each other about it. Transphobes bought multiple copies to share. People hate bought the game in attempts to spoil the ending. The game ended up hitting 12 million copies in no time. I suggest to do the extreme opposite.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
True. Which is why if your friends are watching the property. Have a polite conversation and show that the evil billionaire women is hurting people by literally paying off judges. People were loud as fuck for hogwarts legacy. A licensed game that wouldve at most sold 1-2 million copies
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you want to slow dance and not touch them
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know. The joke is that if you see ai slop pictures they dont know how to do cheese properly so it looks uncanny
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI slop burgers be like
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those trolls then will make sure they do everything possible to make your life worse by giving her more money. Its why legacy sold 12 million copies when it should've only sold 1-2 million like every other licensed video game in the genre. The trolls bought multiple copies.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Metal: Evil Never Dies
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the same shit that happened with Hogwarts Legacy. It wouldnt have sold nearly a fourth of what it ended up selling if it wasnt for all the fucking tiktoks of people bitching about it. You want this show to die. Don't interact in any way with it. It only Streisands it.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1. They're filming every season back to back. Its likely the filming of s3 is already greenlit. 2. A massive portion of the population doesnt know JK is a pile of shit in a trench coat. 3. The more people bitch about it the more the terfs will pay for multiple subscriptions and multiple monitors.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sJ... Hey! I did something fun with @littlekuriboh.bsky.social, @protonjon.bsky.social, and @freezinginferno.bsky.social :D
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Kamen Rider Podcast -100- (Kamen Rider The First)
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Frezno Inferno @freezinginferno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't usually post about the Kamen Rider podcast I'm cohost on with @kuchiri.bsky.social buuuut it's a special occasion. It's episode 100 and this fella slid into some DMs and managed to get some very talented and cool girlies as special guests. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sJ...
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Kamen Rider Podcast -100- (Kamen Rider The First)
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*insert joke about (at)ing Toei Tokusatsu World here*
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Real talk. I played PS5 Spiderman first and prefer that one. He's meant to be 20-something. The PS4 one looks like a 30-something trying to keep his 20s.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey! Who wants to talk Kamen Rider My-th once monthly on a podcast? 👀
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'll say the same thing i told xhitter support when I filed my appeal. (If I had a nickel...) "If this vile person have the free speech to say horrible things about a murdered teenager (Brianna Ghey). I have the free speech to give them advice on what they should to with houseplants.(Cactus)"
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I also want to point out that someone else that same stream got banned for calling out how badly the retreamer had the two rando racers screens and trackers. Said "too much black space" and got banned
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was a little vile. Maybe a bit hateful. ... I spoke honestly to the fucking dumbass shitbag.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I told a transphobe off during a hot fix and got banned. Gdq just likes banning
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JD Vance says the antichrist is among us and has a really good taste in sectionals.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*that we're aware of
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're part of his discord. If he attacks they attack. If he is attacked. They protect.
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Removed by Author"
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Vince Carter Its Over
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FoulPlayz @foulplayz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fam I am barely on here or Twitter anymore. He literally said: I paid for the story so imma profit of it. the sex pest shit hasn’t been forgotten cause he never addressed it as far as I know. My stuff’s doing pretty good all things considered, so idk where you’re getting that my stuffs doing bad?
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Ethan "Kuchiri" @kuchiri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its fine. If I had my Twitter account still I had shit screengrabbed on it. He wasnt telling you to politely not watch Zero-One. If he did I wouldnt have called him out. You still didnt know about the rapping humagear at the time other than from what people said on Twitter.
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