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Kint, the Cursed

@ktpc.bsky.social
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GM of the Crow's Codex actual play ttrpg podcast - a series of cursed stories. crowscodex.com I also make TTRPGs: kintarotpc.itch.io I also take pictures and post them on instagram @mwoodyardphotos

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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every single day I see people at work get closer and closer to this.
Futurama screenshot: middle aged scientist looking at a robot hugging his son. Caption reads "(crying) if only I'd programmed the robot to be more careful what I wished for."Futurama screenshot: middle aged male scientist looking camera right. Caption reads "Robot, experience this tragic irony for me."
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy shit Bloodborne reference in real life
Lunar forecast showing full moon
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shooting with an infrared camera has been a fun and weird way to see the world.
Pale short haired model wearing a white and see-through dress. She is poses holding her skirt up between pinched fingers and is looking camera up right. She is surrounded on four sides by pink vines with pink leaves.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Encounter balance is for cowards Make your players shit themselves like they just ate a salad.
Garth Merengi. White man with aviator glasses wearing a black leather jacket, black shirt and red tie joking left hand up with index finger pointed up.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Finally got to do some infrared photography with one of my favorite models #infraredphotography
Porcelain skinned woman with short pink hair under a canopy of pink wisteria flaring out her dress which ends in a spft pink fadePorcelain skinned woman with short pink hair leaning against a stone wall wearing a dress which fades to pink. Behind her a pink garden with a large pink tree fills the top half of the framePorcelain skinned woman with short pink hair flaring out the see through skirt of her dress which fades to pink at the bottom. They are standing on a fountain flanked by pink vines with a dark stone backdrop
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I wish so badly that Ghost of Yotei was more like Dishonored and less like the game it is. I'm tired of doing assassin's creed/horizon zero dawn shit
Last samurai with a yellow kimono adorned with a white mask, gourd bottle and two katanas. She it holding a long piece of white cloth in both hands. She is surrounded by six katanas stuck into the ground and is kneeling facing the camera and away from Yotei Mountain. Title: Ghost of Yotei
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thank you so much! These are the ruins of an old garden dedicated to Matthew Whitall, a prominent businessman in Mason, Massachusetts. It was built by his widows Gertrude. Even before it became ruins, the public was welcome to explore and enjoy the "Garden of Sweet Rememberance"
Ruined stone archway covered in graffiti. The words "garden of sweet Rememberance" as re engraved above the arch.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
More infrared photography. I should post more of my work here because Instagram engagement sucks ass #infraredphotography
Blue stone ruins within a pink/purple forest, backlit by the white sun . Stone foundation cascades gently towards the left where pillars are the only thing left of a ruined garden structure.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"As you can see, the perspective is proper fucked"
Philomena Cunk looking at the camera speaking in front of an old painting. She's wearing a light blue shirt with a brown jacket.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My two wolves
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Show this picture to kids these days and they won't even recognize Stahd Von Zarovich smh
Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter - a late 30s year old man with red lipstick, a painted white face, strong eyebrows and bold eyeshadow. He wears a black, see through woman's top and a big black curly wig. The strap is visible under his jawline.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Great movie and because I can't just enjoy things without also analyzing them or watching someone else analyze them, I really enjoyed FD Signifier's video on Sinners
Screenshot of Silent Hill 1. A man walks down an absurdly foggy road. Text above him reads "My dick had l and me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun"
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Me looking at the moon wondering if my eyes are just fucked or if nature is playing a joke on me
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It's peak
Red anthropomorphic robot with tv head and grey billowing cloak holding a left-handed blue and white electric guitar
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Makes you wonder what else they cropped out to pass this off as human art.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Thinking back to the days of pouring over my DnD 3.5 books physically and writing pages and pages of chicken scratch notes.
Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones (HBO) sitting on a throne wearing fine embossed leather looking slightly camera right. The caption reads "Gods, I was strong then." With "strong" crossed out and "inventive" written above it.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Haha he did say "well" a lot
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A man who calls himself Invincible is anything but
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong standing over a vent, her bright red cloak billowing upwards in the windIconic black and white photo of Marylin Monroe standing over a vent, her white dress billowing upwards in a New York updraft.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I've been using Inkscape for years and years. It's free and open source.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
So Draw Steel is out and I enjoyed being a play tester for it. Now that it's out, watching videos has got me wondering about running it. Because I hate free time.
Seymour from The Simpsons looking out the window of his kitchen at the Krusty Burger near his house, pondering. He's wearing a purple cartoon wizard hat and the caption reads "what if I were to run MCDM's new TTRPG "Draw Steel" in the style of Tactical Breach Wizards?
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
In the same vein I don't think clerics get enough hate. That's right I said it.
Patches from Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Elden Ring. A bald white man in leather armor looking into the camera while doing a slav squat
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Snack counter gonna be like "Guess... Guess I'm finished. Heh heh heh. Take this and go on without me."
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Tim Robinson: I didn't do shit! I didn't do fucking shit!
Tim Robinson in a collared shit looking into the camera sans saying "I didn't do shit"
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The only problem people should have with wheelchairs in fantasy settings is that it is a device for our world and not a fantasy world. It lacks imagination. Wheels are fine but we can do something cooler. Nature is not smooth. Why would your world build for pavement and ramps? Why not spider legs?
Metal chair with a back similar to a 1950s microphone. The 8 legs are bent and end in hooks like spider legs. The front two which also make up the arms and posed for striking.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'm pretty sure the guy in this painting is supposed to be Jesus since he's the one that got crucified. Do you think he was a fan of tolkien as well? Do you think that's why, like Gandalf, he chose to come back after a little while when the plot demanded it?
Photo of Philomena Cunk leaning on a railing looking at the camera
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I think it's weird as hell that Michelangelo was Italian, a historically hairy group of people, and chose to paint muscly naked people on the Cistine Chapel with less body hair than one of Tolkien's elves.
Michelagelo's painting of a naked curly haired man wrapped in cloth and standing on a cloud. He's got holes in his hands and feet suggesting crucifixion as well as a stab wound. Next to him is a maiden in white and blue cloth. Around them are more people generally floating off canvas in similar states of nakedness.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oh hi It's Trans Visibility day. I'm not trans but hello anyways.
Trans flag, black text over it reads "protect trans rights defend democracy"
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
When Suggestion said this to me. IYKYK
Suggestion - "Brother, you should put me in front of a friend squad. I have no words for how I failed you."
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Echoes in my Hull is in this bundle as well as a ton of amazing games.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
TELL ME WHEN! WHEN IS THIS GENSHIN GONNA IMPACT?
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
For every good thing you post I'll post something bad so you can enjoy the karmic balance while still posting things that are good. I'll start.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The Return (2024) is an excellent retelling of Odysseus arriving back in Ithaca to resume his role as father and husband. Modern cinematic fast cuts and quips are completely missing here - and that's a good thing. Moreover, this movie explores Odysseus's guilt and shame as a man of war. Loved it!
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
[The Crow's Codex] Fabula Rasa - EP 2 🅴 #theCrowsCodex podcastaddict.com/the-crow-s-c... With episode 1 and 2 out now, that's four hours of content to distract you from the anxiety of dealing with your family!
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
So do you think Statler and Waldorf were always grumpy because Henson made them old and denied them a childhood?
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
You know what you missed yesterday? The Crow's Codex Valentine's Day special www.spreaker.com/episode/imps...
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I wasn't sure if this was even an option so I got curious and landed on this. Evidently there is more "comprehensive" control settings in the actual switch settings menu. Haven't checked it out myself yet but hopefully there's an option there for you!
Switch console screenshot showing the System Settings, on the Controllers and Sensors menu and highlightinf "Change Button Mapping" just below "Change Grip/Order" and above "Controller Vibration"
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Avocado tastes like the experience of watching Littlefoot enjoy the hell out of that leaf, then discovering that most leaves taste like wax and dirt.
The Land Before Time's Littlefoot (a brontosaurus) getting ready to comp on a big star leaf
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Red skinned woman in leather belt armor looking camera left with "I'm gonna fuck you" or "I'm gonna fight you" eyes. Maybe both.

Karlach from Baldurs Gate 3
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I swear no one even proofreads anymore.
Twitter post whose these reads "Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description."

The screenshot within the post reads: "Known to Europeans as the scimitar, the shamshir is the quintessential long sword of the horsemen of Persia(Iran), Moghil India, and Arabia. It scales primarily with Strength and Dexterity characters who can excel at slashing attacks whole spinning. A curved sword with a thin blade of ample length. Light of with despite it's larger size, it's slicing attacks come in rapid succession. Such sabers were renowned for their sharpness and lethality."
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Piece of paper taped on a plain wooden door reads: Yes. The toilet water is hot. No, I don't know why it's hot.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
How to add mundane elements to your next dungeon to improve the lethality.
Caption reads "What do you mean the carpet is killing people? Carpet can't..."

Picture shows stairs with a thin white metal railing going down, white walls. The carpet features angular lines/bars at about 45 degrees and changing roughly every square foot rendering it impossible to discern where one step ends and the next begins.
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Some say James Haeck came from the whistling mushroom forest below earth's crust. Some say he arrived after traversing the elemental plane of metaphors. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Unidentifiable person in an all white racing suit with a white helmet and black visor in front of a blue sky. Literally the "Stig" from Top Gear
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Left side of the image shows Reaper from Overwatch in black and white with the words "Female Birds" above it.

Right side of the image shows Mercy from overwatch with bright pinks and Blues. Text above her says "Male Birds"
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Kint, the Cursed @ktpc.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
My name is Matt, though these days I go by Kint online. I am the GM and producer of the Crow's Codex, a series of cursed ttrpg stories told as an actual play podcast. Our latest feature is Leotmaers of Yarmouth, a heavily Bloodborne inspired tale about holding onto hope in the worst place.
A prominently black and white illustration of a whale-like creature whose underbelly features an array of stars. The rear end of the creature has a series of branching tentacles where the fin should be.

Along it's back is a sharp array of mountain-like jagged rocks and at the far end is a lighthouse which shines with a green and purple light. The whale also has three octopus-like eyes.

Above is the title "Leotmaers of Yarmouth"
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