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Ktowne89

@ktowne89.bsky.social
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“Nothing that is Gold can stay!”

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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Who needs a rattle snake at their air conditioning unit?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just cuz you’re small and pathetic doesn’t mean that she is
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
That’s exactly what a dumbass AI would say! You human
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You’re Albie Al-Keepers the millionth of his name. The defender of misogyny! The keeper of the underaged! Have I insulted you enough yet?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ve had dogs offer more than you!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What the fuck!? Are you sure you ain’t AI?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What? You sound like an AI programmed by a dumbass! Please just be dumbass!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You’ve gone to far sir! I was gonna accept all your criticisms of me! “Keep my Quarterback’s NAME out of your mouth!”
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Senator Tuberville, this is NOT a Trigon?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
We tend to ignore inconsequential accounts.
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
He’s been doing it since the 70’s. He hasn’t been punished for it once!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ban private financing of elections!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Why do you never tell us what the colors mean! A simple map key would suffice
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dear Bluesky! I just annihilated a little bitch! You’re algorithm has prevented me capitalizing on this! Please include personal interactions as high on the algorithm so I can own this bitch for eternity
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You believe this so much! So in 120 characters defend your stupid bitch position
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Thank god Putin wasn’t pushing him!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
youtu.be/GOaVJufPqUU?...
youtu.be
Doctor Who - The Doctor's Most Defining Speech About Kindness
YouTube video by Stewart Seyfried
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
We hate big government!?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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peter griffin from family guy sits at a desk with a notebook and pen
ALT: peter griffin from family guy sits at a desk with a notebook and pen
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Because this actually happened!
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a cartoon character is playing basketball in a stadium
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What did you include in those other 5 commandments that Mel Brooks’ Moses dropped?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bro it’s easier to make a basilisk
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is why government should never be run like a business! Make fun of your friends that are losing their livelihoods to billionaires because they voted for them! Most non-billionaires feel shame!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Prosobiec is a lying cunt! Don’t give him any more mention than that.
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
More than half of Americans voted against there best interests! See ya big guy! Why doesn’t any opposition *cough* Democrat point this out?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
May your decision always reflect your ethics!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
How many Magats would die without socialism!?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
But it’s newsworthy!?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Invite RFK! He might know which roadkill is safe to eat!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I can’t decide whether I should mock you or educate you because you used a pronoun when you should have used a noun. Who is “they?” Use language better
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m not confident that half of this country can see the reality that you and I see
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
RFK Jr looks like the definition of processed food! Beef Jerky
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We unionize because we know that we are the best people at our jobs! Don’t let any rich daddy’s boy or welfare queen tell you otherwise!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
To quote Spaceballs “Oh shit! There goes the planet!” You could quote Spaceballs with any of his cabinet picks.
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Idiots don’t usually read. Let’s hope Trump’s people are the idiots of stupid!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Mark Hamill is a Jedi! Luke is just the character he plays
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’ve got problems…but I hope you have 99 more more good news’s! News’!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Who knew that Dutch Tilt could make the FTC look like Gringotts!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin! He’s going to end the Chiefs!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Josh Allen!
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a man in a suit says he 's back in front of two other men
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin. He’s gonna slay the Giant!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Facts can’t sway people with underdeveloped pre-frontal lobes! Some people act because they FEEL like they should! They never stopped to think if thinking was necessary. Shame
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
People are dumb! Will I exploit that!? Not exactly groundbreaking!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Mark is awesome because he can play villains like the Trickster and Joker! But, at his fundamental level he’s a good dude! Be more like Luke Skywalker!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Operation Slingshot!?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
First #Twitter Ban of the year! Apparently confronting racists, and making them feel uncomfortable is bad on X!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
No shit! He wants Greenland and Panama! Thats ALot of latitudes!
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Can we assume 1940 levels Spirfires and Hurricanes against the Luftwaffe?
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Ktowne89 @ktowne89.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Truth doesn’t sell
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