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Kevin Thomson

@kthomson99.bsky.social
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sister Jean.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His hearing is just fine.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly not sure why all the post game discussion isn't centered around Grant Taylor's turtleneck.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the White Sox.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe thats why they rebranded it "GuardsBall"? In my day, we just called it "boring offense".
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, Guardians hyping up small ball for another round would be... fun.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not to put a negative spin on today and he deserves all the credit for this roster, but kinda funny that Getz made 4 deadline deals and not one of them is on this roster.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White Sox won the trade.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 2023-25 White Sox were clearly playing 3D chess cuz all that somehow made this feel awesomer.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red Sox fans still have this misguided underdog thing about them with this rivalry that should have died after their 3 titles and it makes them incredibly annoying and all the more fun when they lose to the Yankees.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's been forever since I followed football closely, but from what I gather from social media, being a football fan just means being angry about officiating 100% of the time.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh go fuck yourselves.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleveland is gonna lose today and it's gonna be super annoying.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get it... Sports. Whatever. But please let's not pretend this isn't sociopathic behavior.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It'll never not be hilarious that the Pope is a White Sox fan.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This one's for Pedro Grifol!
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dunn got on base a heckuva lot more.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This pretty much sums up Colson Montgomery at the plate the past few months.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1998 me: the Guardiawhat now?
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He looks like all the off-season scouting reports right now.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I also like to jump.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enjoying the "where's the parking" questions, as if the city actually wants thousands of extra cars in the loop 81 days a year. It's literally a public transportation hub. Leave the car at home. The location is very intentional.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not every day you acquire Luisangel Acuna and can say you won the trade.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I read this to the tune of "Hits from the Bong."
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He's already got a seat at the mock turtleneck table.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He's the walking / talking embodiment of "making fetch happen".
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't care how good he is at baseball. People without eyebrows are the bad guys in movies and we should treat him with contempt.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Also, knowing who Art Howe was and concluding that they needed an acting genius like Philip Seymour Hoffman to play him is my favorite casting choice in movie history.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love the movie Moneyball but I'll never let it convince me that Scott Hatteburg was anything.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not to take anything away from the Cubs, but if I wanted them to hit back to back homers to start the game, that's exactly where I'd place those pitches.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Feels like Dingler has hit a homer in every game this season and I don't know how he doesn't have 100 of them.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't think I've ever had a better waffle than a perfectly toasted Eggo Waffle.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good. That kid sucks.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For all the talk about how bad the AL is (it definitely is), the NL isn't very good either.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dodgers also won the year prior with a horseshit bullpen and almost got bounced by the Padres. Both titles were hardly the big budget steamrolls that these people make it out to be.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, missed that one in the thread. Way better articulated as well. Alas, I'll keep my dumb follow up anyway. 😜
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For one, the Mariners nearly beat the team that nearly beat the Dodgers. They probably had the better pitching matchups to do it as well. Could argue the same for the Tigers.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wouldn't have been close even if Colson was at full speed.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Also, tell me you know nothing about Jeff Kent without telling me you know nothing about Jeff Kent.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good timing. Was very close to setting my house on fire after another stellar Sox performance on the ABS challenge front.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What a dick.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I sincerely don't understand why anyone liked the timed format, unless you simply just wanted the derby to end as quickly as possible and all the contestants to be gassed by the final round. My favorite part was when the action went so fast that you didn't see entire home runs leave the yard.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't know what the best format is, but I was surprised that many were upset that they moved away from the timed format. Everybody always seemed gassed after the first round.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's funny to say this in Philly, where they were just booing random kids shagging fly balls.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dorothy was a saint.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kris Kross will make you...
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Or "here's Bo Jackson throwing a 118 mph dart to 1B" at least once a week.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
As one of those fans, I would have been equally shocked that they bunted with runners on 1st and 2nd and it didn't immediately blow up in their faces.
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Kevin Thomson @kthomson99.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is an absolutely hilarious lineup.
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