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@kt2e.bsky.social
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she/her. voice actor, writer of comics and films, bisexual agent of chaos, hypodermic needle heiress, miss tuohy if you’re nasty linktr.ee/kt2e

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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay sad that it’s Patt specifically but HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A PLAY #Survivor51
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I stand by my previous statement that the reason why we have so many Rhode Islanders on this season is that Jeff is secretly a fan of #RHORI saw this diva and said he needed this energy on the show #Survivor51
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lewis about to Sugar Kiper his way to FTC I know that’s right 🙂‍↕️ #Survivor51
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The man who taught Kilby how to swim for a case of beer #Survivor51
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nobody talk to me. Hey, Alexa, play “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John #BB28 #BigBrother28
The world’s bravest pilot/train conductor/and bus driver
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
3 Rhode Island players on #Survivor51 and I’m choosing to believe it’s because of her Like #RHORI your power omg
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kamu when he goes home and sees how hated he is #BB28 #BigBrother28
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lala every time she’s left out of a plan #BB28 #BigBrother28
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
KAMU IS GONE LMAOOOO YES BYE BITCHHHHHHH #BB28 #BigBrother28
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Haley when LaLa started making sloppy Joes #BB28 #BigBrother28
Odysseus screaming while tied to a mast and listening to the sirens singing
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lmfao he really just called his apology his “Armends” 😭 #TVL #TVLspoilers #iwtv #TheVampireLestat
A note that reads “Yes losers. I’m committing sue-icide” signed by a woman named Sue”
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Devens alone in his room rn #BB28 #BigBrother28
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham in Hell right now being interviewed by the Devil for a job
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m sorry did he just say “the more spunky, the more funky?” LIKE THAT’S A GOOD THING!? #BB28 #BigBrother28
Queer icon Samantha Jones APPALLED because a man she was dating had funky tasting spunk
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Okay obsessed with Devens more now than ever before. He lowkey sounds like this diva to me #BB28 #BigBrother28
Queer icon “the gay bumblebee” from that one episode of Family Guy
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oooh my diva KNEW she was witnessing a cunt off for the ages like she is gooped AND gagged #TheVampireLestat
Hot older woman with a cunty white lob (long bob) watches two divas fight each other, mouth agape
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why yes this IS a car parked in the middle of a stop sign going the wrong way on the street and yes this person does this every night instead of parking in an actual parking spot
A car parked halfway through a stop sign going the wrong way on a suburban street
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I STAY STRAIGHT I STAY BAD I KEEP MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER! I’M SO WET MY HOES MAD IF I GET DRUNK MIGHT HAVE TO RING HER! SHE PICK UP THEN WE FUCK I GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA! I NEED SOME DICK FOR TUESDAY LET ME GO PUT OUT SOME FEELERS! CRANK IT!
Tweety Bird of Loony Tunes fame rooster shaped gun in hand ready to shoot some bitches
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Boots! That’s my ego boost!
The most precious little diva puppy showing off her new haircut and the very pretty pink bow they gave her
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
nobody: kristi noem’s husband:
A smiley face with big heavy naturals
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
nobody: kristi noem’s husband:
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This is not a dog. This is an Ewok.
A tiny apricot colored fluffy puppy looking extra cute
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My perfect fluffy angel baby is ✨apricot✨ colored according to her vet
A miniature golden doodle puppy
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m so ready to see my queen conquer #Survivor #Survivor50
A little redheaded boy crying and saying “stunt on these hoes” to a picture of Kamilla from Survivor S48
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Me to Grace Ashcroft as she walks slowly away from danger instead of running like I need her to: #RE9 #ResidentEvilReqiuem
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Town of Oyster Bay wants us to slaughter more children. Nassau County residents make sure you tell these scumbags what you think about this war mongering nonsense.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Town of Oyster Bay officials calling to kill more children in Iran
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
JENNA!?!?! THAT’S NOT BETTER THAN CIRIE SO STILL LIKE #Survivor50 #Survivor
Old man smiling before blowing his brains out
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Me if Cirie really is the first boot #Survivor #Survivor50
Old man smiling before blowing his brains out
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
When will my husband return from war?
A beautiful man in a cunty blonde bob wig with smeared lipstick crying and looking off into the distance mournfully
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Erika Kirk grieving her dead husband:
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
📽️ CRITERION GIVING US A PHYSICAL COPY OF KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON OMG OMG OMG CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
The Criterion Collection cover for Killers of the Flower Moon
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A particularly cunty man wearing an American flag thong. On his back it says “Brand New Lower Back Tatoo”
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Donald Trump!?
Winona Ryder, wine glass in hand, eye makeup all smudged from crying about to give us the greatest line delivery of all time.
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Idk why but Hallmark selling this ornament is SENDING ME 💀
Porcelain Christmas ornament of Hallmark’s favorite leading lady, Lacey Chabert
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Forgot to say this at the time but I thought esteemed character actress Margo Martindale was incredible in #RHOSLC a couple of weeks ago
Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale in a supporting actress role on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, offering noted grifter and cult leader Mary Cosby some more wine.
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I was Slutty Captain Quint and my boyfriend was Bruce the Shark for Halloween this year
A man in a shark costume next to a very sensual and seductive woman with a fake mustache dressed as a salty sea dog
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The face that launched a thousand ships
Paddington Bear my beloved Paddington Bear my beloved reading a post card Paddington Bear my beloved at a train station Paddington Bear my beloved still at the train station.
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I think I know who’s behind the Louvre heist
Criminal mastermind Feathers McGraw in disguise as a chicken
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Bronwyn saying the only person in the group with bad hair is Britani #RHOSLC
A collage all showing the same woman screaming with laughter
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEARTBREAK ACTUALLY FEELS PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!!!!????!???!
People magazine article announcing Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are divorcing
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Me using the Microsoft Authenticator app to try and log into my email at work
A man trying to be incognito wearing a beanie and sunglasses having the most stressful phone call of his life on a pay phone.
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Why does every sci-fi movie or show have to have at least one bitch with a fucked up Bob like this?
Woman with a black choppy bob and TERF bangs
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
So sorry to everyone but this is my entire personality now
Cunty old lady in a red wig cackling
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#28YearsLater spoilers no context
Teletubbies all Teletubbin’A spooky looking priest saying “You make the Lord very nervous”A man staring at his reflection in the mirror while wearing a giant prosthetic penis A cat and a frog looking up at a giant billboard with the frog’s picture on it that says “HERE COMES JIMMY!”
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
#Austria won? Really? Um. Okay. 😬 #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A little pink and blue freak looking confused
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ugh #Poland is SO fucking amazing this year like god damn this bitch is really out here slaying dragons 🫨 #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A cunty little mouse in a cunty little skirt smoking a cunty little cigarette
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’m so sorry Italy you seem lovely but I’m still thinking about Erika #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
Sabrina Carpenter relaxing with a cigar
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
FINALLY A HORNY DIVA FOR US FUCKING FREAKS #Finland #Eurovision #Eurovisiom2025
Judy Gemstone talking about masturbating Judy Gemstone talking about her clitty cat
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
OMG OBSESSED WITH THE LATVIAN WATER NYMPHS WTF #Latvia #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
Beautiful blonde woman gasping in shock but because she likes it
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whore d’oeuvre 🥟 @kt2e.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Okay what in the reheated Jedward nachos is this #Iceland #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A woman smiling while screaming internally and staring at her computer
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