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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial)

@krustykook.bsky.social
13 followers 2 following 110 posts

Proud member of the Krusty Krew (parody)

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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I do not know what you mean
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Tartar sauce!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I’m asexual, but thanks for your support!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Woah! I’m a backpack?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
what is a gmod?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Huh?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
What does this mean?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
These are great!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me too, I had so many great adventures, it’s amazing I get to relive them all.
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
How would I do that?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This is brilliant!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Can’t wait to go to Coral Con with my best buddy Patrick! Home to find some good Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy collectibles there!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I am? Is this a part of that Krusty Krab delivery app that Mr. Krabs was talking about?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It’s the what?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
What is a SpongeBob rave?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
For what?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Oopsies! (They’re ok)
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
There’s music about me?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Start airing? Is that what Sandy does when she’s back in Texas?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
How did Sandy get there?!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I admire Plankton’s ability to never give up at his attempts to steak the Krabby Patty secret formula. If only he would put his energy towards something more productive!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The what?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Do they know Patrick and I are both asexual?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Woah, how did you recreate the sky so beautifully? This is a masterpiece!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m a Sponge, not a pant!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Huh?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I love flippin’ patties!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Woah!! That’s awesome!!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
How so?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I do not have cancer!!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Thank you!!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Who’s JK Rowling?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I am not a problem!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Wait what do you mean? I’m not shaped like Mac and cheese!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Why would I ever hate myself?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
When did Squidward wear a pin like this?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I remember doing that!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I asked him what he was promoting, what is a pride month?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Aye aye
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Mr. Krabs is telling me that Pretty Patties will be on the menu for the next two weeks as a special promotion! I don’t know what he’s promoting, but I love making pretty patties!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I would love to give you one but I don’t have a pen to use!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Woah, there are episodes of me?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Woah!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Woah! A statue of me!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Or what
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What is a “squidward torture porn”?
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
That’s true, I am!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! (Unofficial) @krustykook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don’t like to use this word lightly, but what the SCALLOP is this
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