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Seraphina Proxy

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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The sixth year of every ten year period is always a bad time. Just saying.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Glad you're recovering well, face surgery buddy. Mine is still pretty swollen, but it doesn't hurt much anymore! Keep up the good work! 😸
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Glad y'all are having a great trip! 🥰
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Understandable, have a nice day.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesssss! The smackdown!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In case anyone sees this post from Spokane. If you need to evacuate, the Spokane Fairgrounds has opened as an evacuation shelter. Animals are allowed. Please be safe!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've never sent someone a job posting so quickly in my life 😂
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ooh fun. I got to play the sheriff in the stage play version in high school. It is such a fun script.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
CARL! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PREACHING! STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT! You're making us look foolish in front of the posse! Hmph.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You got this! I am also getting face surgery this week. We can be recovery buddies!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
On a drive into Missoula I happened to be coming onto a thunderstorm. From where I was you could see it over the whole city. Arcs flashing across the entire sky. So pretty!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Petition to make Jimmothy the official mascot of Seattle.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
SPAIN 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Crab Rave on the Beach
ALT: Crab Rave on the Beach
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks for the reminder that my local university eliminated my major.. I hate it here.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don't usually follow any sports. Suddenly Spain is in the FIFA final. SPAIN, SPAIN, SPAIN!!!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#trumpcurse I told you, I warned you , I did! He can leap about.... Its teeth are the size of... LOOK AT THE BONES!!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth!
ALT: Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thou shall not cheat at soccer. -God or something
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ruining people's lives, free. Stockholder Value, priceless.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Okay but, would you rather do a race in the car or the Gundam?
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I unfortunately have the good ol' aphantasia. No pictures, no sounds. Just the words on the page. I still love reading though! 😀
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Devastating.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ah yes, ye old trade slightly more affordable housing for the complete disenfranchisement of most of the population. Absolutely disgusting.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If they'd let you have your own dragon what would you have named it?
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The way every single ad on YouTube is a fucking AI generated porn thing trying to pretend it isn't an AI generated porn thing. Fucking wild. Didn't they do a whole creator demonitization thing because YouTube needed to be more 'child friendly'? Can we not please?
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Trump curse is born. #trumpcurse
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'll never understand people who are in every sense hostile to others, but claim the world hates them. "I didn't do anything wrong why are you all punishing me?" Like, Kyle, you told us to kill ourselves because we asked you a question then went on a 25 minute rant about how women should be slaves.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Okay, but... The Knicks could do the funniest thing. If Trump shows up to the game they should throw the game. Then immediately start spreading rumors that Trump cursed them out of their championship. 100 years from now they'll still associate him with the 'Trump Curse'.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That and it likely stems from his deeply rooted self hatred as well.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The way I was so excited for the official American government extraterrestrials webpage. They really just have to be the worst people imaginable for funsies, I suppose.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Elmo in the Rain with Lightning
ALT: Elmo in the Rain with Lightning
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
SUCH DEVASTATION! THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They say thieves have sticky fingers. He's holding on tight!
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“EXCLUSIVE: I’m the Palestinian Who Has Been in ICE Detention for Almost a Year” Writing for Zeteo from inside of prison on International Women’s Day, Leqaa Kordia asks us not to forget the female detainees being held and mistreated in ICE detention camps.
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EXCLUSIVE: I’m the Palestinian Who Has Been in ICE Detention for Almost a Year
Don't forget us on International Women's Day, writes Leqaa Kordia.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
No, not yet (Hopefully not ever). This skit is pretty old also. It is actually pretty amazing how relevant it still is considering lol.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If you replace Iran with covering up the Epstein Files, this pretty much sums it up lol youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs?...
youtu.be
Are we going to war with Iran today?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The raccoon came to visit!
A picture depicting raccoon footprints in the snow.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Typical tourists, don't even bother to look up the rules and call the Cardinals father. Phew, they used to excommunicate people for MUCH less! JD is done. You know Francis went straight to St. Michael to tattle. "Hey man, did you hear this bullshit? The disrespect!"
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD, dawg.. you don't bless the Pope. Blessings flow FROM the Pope. He is the direct representative of God on earth. His blessings tank is FULL! He WON religion! They've been doing the same schtick since the year 300! There are procedures. VERY WELL ESTABLISHED PROCEDURES!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Yo, listen. I know the Catholic church does not want me to show up for mass. I admit I'm a heathen and it makes sense. I'm not mad about it. We've agreed to disagree. But even I know how to properly address the Pope. Calling a Cardinal father rather than your eminence, phew! Some people's children!
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Listen, I've heard what the experts say. Yet, you can't convince me Covid wasn't the result of Phoebe lying to a child and leaking a highly contagious living ninja toy into the Bay area. #charmed #thisisajoke
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I mean he already threatened to nuke a hurricane. I'm sure penguins aren't so absurd they bear no mention.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Been trying, but the email they send to verify the deletion coincidentally never shows up in my inbox or spam folder. Been trying for months.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
There's nothing wrong with some healthy skepticism :)
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you think that political violence is unwarranted and never the answer, you're missing that what is happening right now IS violence. Taking food from the vulnerable, healthcare from the sick, opportunity for anyone not born into wealth. That is violence.
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I would prefer there was a god. It would make living easier not having to accept that human people chose the horror we find ourselves living out now. Unfortunately, the existence of ink jet printer inarguably proves there is no God. (At least not in this world line.)
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Wait, like... Hold on. Wait. Did Drake lift his part in 'Meet Your Padre' from the 'First Semester of Spanish, Spanish Love Song'? youtu.be/ngRq82c8Baw?...
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One Semester of Spanish - Love Song
YouTube video by BreakPresents
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Evergreen Pines
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
"You do not." - Spouse 2025
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Seraphina Proxy @krowbae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The way this show has aged. Vintage. This is unironically the how-to episode they used to write project 2025. youtu.be/gbRPw0sXd9o?...
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Frank Reynolds' How to Be a Warthog - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Season 8 [480p DVD]
YouTube video by Always Sunny Archive
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