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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I would be thrilled to be held in contempt of this Congress.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Has anyone else been getting Timothy by Jet stuck in their head a lot lately? #jimothy

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

But what about when those are my monkeys and it is my circus?

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I want to read, but I also really want to nap. #vacationproblems

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Do you think birds have fun on really windy days? Or are they like, oh shit! I'm all out of control!

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Shampoo and conditioner should come in squeeze bottles, like toothpaste.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It's a beautiful day to subscribe or boost your subscription to @maximumfun.org

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

30th century Crystal Tokyo got blown up and almost all of the residents died. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask saved the world and all the residents were then un-dead. So, Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask are necromancers?

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WEMTA @wemta.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This is a group of librarians at WEMTA 2026 watching The Librarians, thanks to PBS! #wemta #wemta26

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Get someone who looks at you the way these boys look at my Chinese leftovers. #caturday

Two orange cats. I'm sorry, I'm so tired.

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DarkSkyLady @darkskylady.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Not going back to Spotify bc the only reason they aren’t running ICE ads is because the campaign ended. Meaning if the government did another campaign, Spotify has no issue putting the ads back on. Continue cancel Spotify.

theguardian.com

Spotify no longer running ICE recruitment ads, after US government campaign ends

The ad campaign ended in late 2025, the Swedish streaming giant confirmed, having previously said, despite protests, that it did not violate advertising policies

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates.

A beautiful orange dummy (cat) sits in a grocery crate on top of a kitchen counter.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Oh my goodness. He's just so sweet. #caturday

A beautiful orange kitty rests gracefully on a red blanket... On my lap

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I'm thankful for these two doofy boys. #caturday

Two orange cats look down from a hallway

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Husband to cat: why are you licking the lightbulb? Me: he wanted a light snack! #dadjokes #caturday

Two orange cats are sprawled out in a hallway.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday

Two orange cats peer sneakily through a sliding door at a squirrel eating corn in the back porch. The general mess in the room does not need to be described. If you can't see the image, you can imagine that there aren't grungy shoes.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday

A beautiful orange kitty boy naps luxuriously on his back.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday

Cheddar, an orange cat, napping like a good boy

Colby Jack, and orange cat, napping with a paw on his face like he has a headache.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday

Two orange cats look down through hallway railings.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account

A sleepy orange cat allows his belly to be rubbed

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

KPDH meets GBBO Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes." Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."

media.tenor.com

an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad

ALT: an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.

An absolutely gorgeous hardcover copy of Hemlock & Silver, the newest book by T. Kingfisher.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Wait. What? Wordle 1,520 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 15/07/2025

I dont think it’s premature or fear-mongery to say this but: Heed the warnings of black and/or queer educators and academics who are savvy to what goes on around them and in the field because those are the ones they’ll be going after first.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Someone was just setting off fireworks and now there's a severe thunderstorm and I feel like that's just very apt.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

We have one of those bidets that you can install into your existing toilet. I still regularly use the "righty tighty, lefty loosey" phrase to help me remember how to turn our garden hose on and off. This is a problem, because for the bidet, you turn it right to turn it on, and left to turn it off.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Hearing the Heaving Bosoms podcast hosts squee about how wonderful @tkingfisher.com is makes me very happy. (This week's episodes are about Paladin's Strength!) bleav.com/shows/heavin...

A small cross stitch hoop with a floral pattern, surrounding the phrase "humans can't smell" and a gnole's face.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Big hope comes in small packages.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Cowboy Butter by Derek Wolf - is this a prank? Am I being pranked right now? How is this not a McElroy joke product?

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