krook @krook.dog · 25/09/2026bottom prepping before the event so if she doesnt top she still has the opportunity to 💙 090
krook @krook.dog · 25/09/2026going to bristol to watch my gf play a riftbound tournament. ive been reduced to a trophy wife/emotional support dog and im not sure how to feel about it 030
krook @krook.dog · 24/09/2026told it flatpack furniture is basically a big lego and its not stopped building 050
krook @krook.dog · 20/09/2026these pictures were taken while i was running 3 hours late for a party 1140
krook @krook.dog · 04/06/2026 ive made a silly little discord server for oomfs ...if anyone wanna join just reply and ill gib link.. 220
Reposted by krookMae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 10/10/2025yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time 71125943739
krook @krook.dog · 28/05/2026maybe ill remember to post on here more often maybe i wont twitter dot com is still kinda fun unfort :( 010
krook @krook.dog · 10/04/2026i really need to set something up to miror my tweets from twitter dot com the everything app wip ig 040
krook @krook.dog · 27/03/2026some dogs are quieter than others!! some are louder!!!! unfotuntealy i am quite fucking loud 110
krook @krook.dog · 27/03/2026i think instead of brain fog we should create brain dog where instead of brain there is a small dog inside ur head 040
krook @krook.dog · 17/03/2026i think they should add the big SAMPLE text water mark to printed card in real life so the twitter proxys become more accurate 000
krook @krook.dog · 17/03/2026my two goals in life are to be constantly perceived as a threat or a dog (or both) 2102
krook @krook.dog · 11/03/2026Just saw a trans woman pass turn without resolving a mandatory trigger. They just set us back 10 actions. That person just set us back 10 actions and they dont even fucking care. 160
krook @krook.dog · 10/03/2026i feel having u on notifs is a better cultural event notifier than most websites atm 010
krook @krook.dog · 10/03/2026ok but this looks so fake like if you translated them to "darkly big rabbi" and gave them infinite attack i wouldnt even blink 020
krook @krook.dog · 07/03/2026me and oomf got a £15 chair off fb marketplace and carried it for 3km along a bike path back home life is infinitely better when u lowball people 1140
krook @krook.dog · 02/03/2026apparently the WOKE LEFT (my gf who cant sleep) doesnt like it when you TAKEAWAY AFFORDABLE HOUSING (i took all the blankets) and DEFUND HEALTHCARE (i kept kicking her in my sleep) 280
krook @krook.dog · 27/02/2026this dog is too pretty to crash out (but damn is she this fucking close) 081
krook @krook.dog · 22/02/2026i spent half the night making out with a girl and the other half listening to her tell me dinosaur facts so it was an alright night i think 7121
krook @krook.dog · 21/02/2026everyones taking about the "KrookTM Challenge!" its a challenge where you go to party but you're an hour and a half late and you're still doing your make up!!! everyone should try the "KrookTM Challenge!" 150
krook @krook.dog · 21/02/2026ok so hear me out the lipstick is a bit messy (and hair but outlier) but im really happy with the eyeshadow for a first attempt actually 170
krook @krook.dog · 13/02/2026being in a cule is great u can just take ur gfs coats and theres nothing she can do about it 170
krook @krook.dog · 10/02/2026listen i know the reprints are really cool but can we talk about how funny the pumpking's "negate" is 2140