🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the depressed kid pretending to drown himself in the shallow end of the wavepool type beat . ° orright, mates. none o'tha' .° ° it's mac'n'munch time . ° 010 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the drowning log that is krok remains frozen, face down in the water. bubbles seep from his mask and pop to the surface slowly before. death rolling four rapid times; his silent tantrum in the water. he instantly stands up in the water now, high above any possibility of drowning . 100 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025it's absolutely killing krok how these wr*ckers keep getting put in the most absurd and lethal situations possible, yet somehow survive. floating face down, ramrod straight, in a river like a log. he's . Thinking . the average therapy session for krok. pretending to be a dead body . 030 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025° starstorm is an absolute angel o' a minimech woo 'as nevah done anythin' wrong in their woole entire life, swear on mah bes' mate, i do. as sweet as seared shrimp on the barbie. ° not looking up from his therapy numbered coloring of crocs swimming in a lake. almost done shading the lake in... 032 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 10/04/2025° the only thing tha's scavengeable from those yobbo squishies is More mental illness, an we already gort ourselves enough o' tha' o'ready, mates . dorn't go anywhere's near them, ya'hear me, cranks ? them's are dangerous wahters .° 010 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025° ourh ? .... wrow :} .° immediately sitting in the rocking armchair slightly diagonal from the tv, knitting alligator mittens for the crew as he watches & judges everyone else's knitting 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025° neow, let's naurt get ourselves in a tizzy, starstorm is one of teh greatest Tetris Virtual Entertainment System playahs o' Teh World. oi know. they told mah! so, clearly, neow- if muy amazin crewmate ain't havin' any fun.. this is a mistake!! on Yoour* part 🫵 .. fix tha. .. hotmail me back. 110 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025° scuse me, mate, but- if ya could- err.. insert proper professional pronouns ere, @ tetris. teh Virtual Entertrainment System. wouldjamind maybe.. ..lowerin teh difficulty? see, mate, you're- you're upsettin my crewmate rioght propah ! an tha's a naur can do.. please @ hotmail me back ♡ krok° 130 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025° bomb them all while teh bloody blokes are huddled lioke teh no good boirds t'ey are, piss o'pisses ... teh whole bloody lottuv'um . ° 010 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025° die, wr*ckers, die 💚 ° happy crocodile tail wags. hopefully whatever is contained in a glitter bomb is lethal ! ( what the hell else would be in a glitter bomb .. ) ( does he know what glitter is .. ) 120 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° which one is teh chicken an' which is teh jocke ? m'confused on teh meanin' now... mayhaps misfire has.. led me astray with his constant mentionin' o'itt... sporadically .. ... wit'no deriveable.. sensical meanin'... tha' i can sort .. 💧- 120 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° i reckon a chicken jockey is like onuvvo'those medieval blokes tha' ride tha' horses ! those long-legged majestic creatures with the hair like a Sheila! buhut- insteadah riding orses, . . they ride teh bloodah chickens 🙀⁉️⁉️ !?!? 💥💥 personallah, ratha unethical soundin ta me..° 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° well, tha'll be cause o' my mask, mate 😷! <- mask emoji. i ave been recentlt told o' their emotive prowess ! 🥦<- vegetable 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° by my bloody oath, mate, i do believe tha's wots called a ' smile ', meant to soothe ratha than spite ! ya make it seem lioke we dun'doitt... which we doo!! jus' lookitt misfire's pearly whites ifya want a rioght prime an' beaut of an example ! ° 010 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° ...... ° all these autobots are making him. antsy. green crocodile tail swishing. ... he's keeping his crew close. ... the semi-emergency meeting shall be held shortly. sending out the semi-emergency alert of the semi-emergency meeting being soon-to-come . 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° hol' a quick second, mates. . . . tha's our lil' storm. tha's our lil' star !! I TOLD YOO, I TOLD YOO . WE DUN' GIV'VUP ON OUR CREW. THA'S OUR STARSTORM RIOGH'THERE. I CAN SEE 'EM WIT'MY OWN TWO BLOODY OPTICS STORMIE ! STORMIE, MATE, DUN'GO ACTIN' SHY ON ME! hug y'krok 💚° scaly arms out 010 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° sun shines all the tiome, long as yoo keep y'spark spirits up, cranks . c'mon, mate. y'got- wot's tha? ten ? eleven new people w(h)oo wanna be y'mate . make good on 'em, aye? s'only rioght . ° 020 0
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🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° crankcase, mate, y'gottah follow back the folk tha' follow yoo. s'only rioght . ° 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025° g'day, mates . now that my phenomenal pilot's made his pin, i can start supportin' the rest o' yous. fork 'em ere, ya yobby yanks . ° 020 0
🐊° @krokodie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025' incompetent strategist who named himself after his Dead Pet . ' 02421 0
