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Kristoffer Valukis

@krisvalukis.bsky.social
389 followers 170 following 397 posts

Personally: Father, Husband, #NERevs & #UpThePines fan Professionally: linkedin.com/in/kvalukis Outside Portland, ME

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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Wonder what happens when Trump realizes Mexicans are also Americans
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Just finished my lunch. At 9:40 am. It's going to be a long day...
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Seeing Claude Dielna playing in TST brings up some trauma. #NERevs
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
FWA
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I know this because you voted Messi 😂 jk.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
No Jon Bell is criminal
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Hey kid way to go bud!
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
How many cans in that six pack?
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It's not a cup? It's more like a swirling shield? Anyways, good luck.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
3 MTL players is wild
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If they can't be competitive in the table the same year Spurs lifts a cup, then I don't think they ever can... I mean hell has already frozen over.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I prefer long-form hand written letters while I drive.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Thank you for your sacrifice
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Didn't know you are a Masshole!
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
They rescued a point while dropping two at the same time.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
(or so the parking attendant told me it was them - I didn't have time to verify)
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Spying on the #UpTheHearts practice earlier today. 🥸🔍📸
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Bumper boat bbq
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Doesn't prompt the question again! I'm locked in lol
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I chose "yes".
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I'm in the US and I had an option. I didn't understand the option and selected incorrectly...
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
RIFC exited* dumb phone
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Goodbye open cup. Shheesshh. RIFC excited for THIS!?
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
FWA
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
(to fb)
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman talking on a red phone with the words oh it was a joke get over yourself written below her
ALT: a woman talking on a red phone with the words oh it was a joke get over yourself written below her
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I do want to give a nod to Ganago though. I feel like he has shown steady improvement from game to game. Last night I thought he was very good. I believe both that he should have been awarded a pen and that goal looked onside to me. Not sure he's the answer either but worth noting the improvements.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
On the flip side, "every idea's a good idea" is quite the progressive perspective I never expected to hear from FIFA.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I dislike that they're doing this, but to your point, their lack of stunts and spectacles is likely a contributor to the the house is red.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I will say, cabs are useful in busy cities, and it can be tough to have a language barrier between you and the person driving you around, but the insufferable *racists* that have to complain about it can fuck off. Just people trying to make a living like everyone else.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
She's psychotic. But so is half this country apparently.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I can't wait for season 2, "The American Hunger Games"
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is gross.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Pablo, you're a national treasure. Such an incredible story, thank you for sharing ❤️
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Primus, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer were all so amazing and such an incredible concept to interchangeably share the stage for three hours. Saw some absolute legends tonight (last night) and ticked off a couple bucket list items. Goodnight.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Ha! Thank you!
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Sessanta 2.0 tonight with the wife to celebrate 10 years of marriage 😁❤️🤘
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Holy shit this is amazing
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I work a desk job and don't really take a "break" for lunch, just mindlessly eat while I'm working and don't pay attention to how much I've eaten until all my food is gone before the traditional lunch time 🤣
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I ate my entire lunch but I'm still so hungry I feel like I've not eaten anything! But now my lunchbox is empty lol. But also both things you said are also true! 🤣
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
That feeling when you finish your lunch and want to start your lunch at the same time.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Maybe more like huskies. Makes a lot of noise and will rarely be bested, but often more docile than expected.
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Revolution Recap @revolutionrecap.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The #NERevs came back from a pair of defecits - for the first time - completing a thrilling 3-3 draw at ORL. @calebpongratz.bsky.social joins @andyrevsnation.bsky.social to talk about Ganago's contributions, next weeks match vs San Jose, and answer listener questions. bleav.com/shows/revolu...
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Revolution Recap - A podcast about the New England Revolution: 05/11/25: Six Goal Thriller Ends Rev’s (and Orlando’s) Shutout Streaks
05/11/25: Six Goal Thriller Ends Rev’s (and Orlando’s) Shutout Streaks The Revs came back from a pair of defecits - for the first time in 2025 - completing a thrilling 3-3 draw which earned them a val...
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This team has heart, no pun intended, although feel like they lack the killer instinct when not chasing a deficit.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The new Maine plates look SO NICE in person! 🌲
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I almost said this in my post but second guessed myself because it's a static image of motion 🤷‍♂️😂
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Poetry
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
With the posts I see from you, I might start guessing things like this more often.
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Kristoffer Valukis @krisvalukis.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Left. Smiles are more personable. Unless they're creepy, which yours isn't.
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