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God Is A Tulpa

@kristyclueless.bsky.social
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Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB. LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS $kristyclueless

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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
Kinda
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
It's in the alt text
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
LMAO
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
I would do it for a couple hundred
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
Please not him
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 1h
I'll give you a hint what song is stuck in my head.
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Britney Spears - Toxic Music Video
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 2h
It's funny you say that because I was thinking the same thing. The word girl is doing some heavy lifting here.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 2h
Surprisingly
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 2h
This made me lol
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 2h
#awesometattoo by @rann_tattoo at Blessed Tattoo in Houston, TX
A tattoo all down someone's leg of a woman with metal hands and wings on her head
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 2h
#badtattoo
A tattoo on someone's back just under their neck. It says "Trump girl" with an American flag in the font
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 12h
I didn't even read it tbh 😂😂😂😂 my bad
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 12h
😂😂😂😂
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
My heavens!
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Man Pretends to Be Shocked
ALT: Man Pretends to Be Shocked
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
😂😂😂😂
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
Yes they do. They turn down jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. I had a friend who wouldn't tattoo someone's face for the longest time, but then it got really popular so he started doing it. I knew a bunch that wouldn't tattoo hands.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
Nice!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
Idk how he gets the white so solid
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
Lol I sent that one to you too!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 17h
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Futurama Leela Shakes Fist
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bad
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It might be tolerable that way? Maybe
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#awesometattoo by @mr.sticker.tattoo
A tattoo that looks like a ripped sticker of Marvin the Martian
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oops I did it again! I found another extremely #badtattoo
A person's back with various tattoos. In the top left there's the symbols for man and woman, like several of them all together. Top right is being tattooed to say (I'm assuming) "ADDICKTED". At the bra strap area on the right it says "pretty little cum dumpster" in rainbow lettering. And they have a tramp stamp that says "Community Girl"
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know that a lot of younger people are getting face tattoos but not usually like this
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YUSSSSSS! Love this one!! And absolutely never listen to @absorbinesr.bsky.social's opinion on it!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was probably the person whose property she claims to be
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's cute!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
EWWW
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was a good one
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She already said it is known. That IS the source!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Awe!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine explaining that tattoo to your grandma, or your kids.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I very recently got a little witch that sits on a shelf edge from Shein and I can see the 3D printing lines too 😂😂😂😂 I kept it also
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This girl isn't even American
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂😂😂
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy anniversary!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My mom likes to buy a loaf of angel food cake every few weeks and then not even open it
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ooof that is a tough spot to be in.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's so bad
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And she's so pretty!! Or she was
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh I get it now
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White Chicks Marcus: Oh You Want To Fight
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tbh Temu had cuter stuff but the quality is better with Shein
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like to get my fun pillow cases on Shein. I got some really cute witch cases the other day!
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To tattoo "property of Jimothy" on any other part of the body would be fully acceptable
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You have gone too far!
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Reaction Shocked
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤦🏻‍♀️
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It just came out like 2 days ago. It has a really high audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. I just personally hated it.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100%
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