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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 8h

It would seem baby mice are too light to set off a mouse trap. Seems pretty brutal either way but they do spread disease 🤷‍♀️

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 8h

Trump says to vote red or else "they will destroy everything we've done" What have you done besides destroy everything? We're going to destroy the destruction??? TRULY don't understand why the die hards are still this dumb.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 21h

Jessica Lange screeching & lamenting about knotty pine in AHS 13 has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. What a gift shes been on this show. I want to sit & stare at her all day long

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Today has been a monumental effort to put in the bare minimum. I'm so tired of working without an admin. I'm so tired of hiring weak admins. It's no comfort when people tell me how strong & capable I am. IM TIRED. I've been working since I was 11. I've had enough.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Please take a moment to enjoy how incredibly cute Sherman is

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Modern life summed up in one sentence: you owe everyone else money for your entire life

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sometimes I look at the overall picture & I can't believe that the whole world is putting more effort into soccer games & stock markets than TWO active & current genocides & the violence, destruction & fascism we are living through. I don't understand humans AT ALL

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The minority of women are not Jane Doe. When I was 8, I managed to barricade myself in a bathroom of the home of the 18 yo who was trying to molest me. I knew if I went out the window he'd catch me. So I played chicken w/him & threatened to stay there til his dad got home. I won.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm watching Highlander for the first time. Why did the guy backflip his way down the parking garage when he didn't need to? Or backflip off the car when his opponent wasn't near him?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Calling billionaires hoarders is accurate. Look how they behave at the thought of someone coming in & taking their stuff. Think about any episode of Hoarders...how distraught & nervous they get knowing it's going to change. Same thing. They have a mental illness & should be treated as such

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You know what the worst part of "this whole thing" is for Andrew Tate? The world seeing his male pattern baldness play out as his hair grows back. Getting caught doesn't stop him from being a pedophile. But vanity will plague his every waking moment. Fuck that guy til eternity

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm a little worried about how violent I'm starting to feel inside when I see more videos of ice agents abducting people

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tammy the demon is the most endearing character on the whole internet

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't think there should be any books on the internet. None whatsoever. I want to go back to a hard cover dictionary

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Customer: can you quote "HDRS 511 PH"? Me: umm, what? Can you clarify what material that is? Customer: sure..."JENEJCHSJ S $3$37;7;@/'" ? Me:

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Friends Ross: OK Yeah Sure!

ALT: Friends Ross: OK Yeah Sure!

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Latest celebrity death trio: Eva Marie Saint, Freddie Jackson & Jim Bakker. Two of which I assumed were already gone

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Remembering the time when this Chicagoan was power walking down Lincoln Center in NYC when a homeless man told me I looked mean.

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Lonely Depressed Man on Beach at Sunset

ALT: Lonely Depressed Man on Beach at Sunset

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes I wonder if trump thinks SNL's current version of him is actually him. Like does he sit there thinking "look how sharp & clever I am!"

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You know, if Republican politicians just let it happen, and don't fight the results, they can just be like "welp, what can you do? 🤷‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️" I suspect most of them are just going along with this because they signed up for it & can't see a way out. I think only the inner circle is as bad as it all seems

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Customer who had been sullen, moody & un-chatty for 10 years is suddenly bright, talkative & making lots of eye contact. Whatever he did, it's gonna take me a second to adjust to the new norm 😆

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't understand why they're all trying to ☠️ us. What's the point of being dominant over nothing? THE PLAGUE??? Are you fkn kidding me with this??? But also, is this the midterm horseman we've been expecting?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fox News is (probably performatively) seeking war crime charges against Russia for the killing of a couple of their reporters in Ukraine. But what's happening in Gaza is NOT a war crime. OK. Got it.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Michael McDonald should change the lyrics to his song to be like "I keep forgettin' I have a son in the world...I keep forgettin about that chick I had a quick thing with...."

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Women now make up 51% of the job force. *** taps foot ****

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hasn't it been all about "state rights" since the civil war? Isn't that the whole premise of the civil war according to the south/right/white? As recently as Trump 2.0, hasn't 1 of the rally cries been state rights? It's ok to admit you don't know what to think bc you've been lead here & abandoned

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Omg I'm a vaygan too! Can you imagine knowing a person who puts vegans beneath pedophiles? Can you imagine what that person would be like in real life? I cannot believe we put all of them in charge

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You guys get so mad when we humiliate & demean you constantly. But you can't even flush all your poopies down. You act like helpless assholes but demand respect & awe. You should hear yourselves

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I should not have to "reply STOP to opt out" of all 600,000 spam texts I get. How about you need my permission to violate me? Block/report as junk

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

After a party heavy w/booze, me & my bf fell asleep in an extra bed at this house. One lumbering fool kept visiting all the sleeping women in the house & stuck his hand in our underwear & fished around. I got him kicked out of the Navy for it. We have fallen a long damn way from a 1989 standard

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey look at that. We're getting just the tip up by me. Never thought that could be restrained to just that portion, for real. Huh!

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I tripped over an empty box... both feet off the ground yet I managed to not fall down. However the phrase "Jesus take the wheel" escaped my lips. I have never once said that even in jest. I am atheist among other things. 😆 why that phrase??

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why does it feel like Christmas is still 6 mo away?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't think we're angry enough. I wanna read those essays & know how they were graded (if they were graded) & then have the person who spearheaded the essays explain why they were acceptable. I'd also like his head on a platter. Then I'd like another round of essays titled "why I deserve jail." 🖕🏼

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty weird how we can't type words like r&pe & g€noc!de on most social media platforms... but it seems like anyone can just do those things. So the crime is typing the word not doing the thing. I fkn hate it here

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Microperf was invented by someone with sensory issues. It's a much more satisfying tear than conventional perf.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If data was so important, why do we still make movies about artists, musicians & movies about actors? We have more odes to the arts than anything else in the entire world for all of history. Data centers will become the quickest obsolescence ever. Do you think we'll ever make monuments to "data"?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yesterday I got a dress for my daughter's impending wedding. It's polka dot. My daughter kept trying to steer me away from it bc "all my life I never pegged you for a polka dot person." To which I said "____(my best friend) would take one look at this & say "aww you got polka dots!" BFF FTW

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you think we've ever had a diapered president before?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listening to NPR's extended interview with Fucker Carlson on Up First. This jackhole is being just honest enough to make you feel like it's a tell-all. Don't be glamoured by that. He's still quite disingenuous & not completely honest. Really smells like he's still playing the fence just in case

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It would appear one company out there has my name in their database as "Kristy the Manager :) " I'll take it

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After spilling gas all over my clothes this morning- I got to work to discover my debit card is lost. I probably dropped it at the gas station. <sigh>

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Woman's Sarcastic Slow Clap and Shrug

ALT: Woman's Sarcastic Slow Clap and Shrug

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our help wanted ad is set to give an auto-response that includes "please don't contact us, we will contact you" ....very first candidate replies with "okay" How do you guys cope with the level of stupidity that abounds? Because I am hanging on by a fraying thread

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The very popular Speedway at 94 & Hwy 50 had every pump messaged "Gas Service is Closed". Do we think they're out of gas? The pump at the KwikTrip across the street wasnt acting right & I spilled gas all over myself. I LOVE this timeline. 😖

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tommy Tuberville is stressing out about pilots **possibly** having a private furry fetish... instead of the open bestiality (& pedrophelia) in the DOJ. Mmkay. It's like they're not even trying anymore. Remember when their scare tactics used to work? 🤣 bitch, go home & play with your Grindr.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes I like to pose a question like the beginning of SpongeBob... "ARE YA FKN KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHT KIDS??!!" Just so I can respond to myself with AYE AYE CAPTAIN.

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think we should be able to do ranked choice voting on the budget. We can do it on the same ballot as president, or midterms. I certainly don't want my money treated like it's a gift & I certainly don't want to buy bombs in my name. I think even MAGAs would allocate better

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It is officially Sweatshirt & Shorts season in the Midwest. All the guys basically look like John Fetterman 😣

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My mom got to know her father after he came home from WW2. Can you imagine closing out that life on the brink of another world war? It took less than one lifetime to not learn out lessons about fascism. We have to stop giving an inch to ridiculous people

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Granny square curtains installed at the recipient's place. I LOVE the glow it's giving

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You understand we are actively being conquered by Itsnotreal, yeah?

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