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Kristoffer Olsen

@kristofferbolsen.bsky.social
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Dane/Greenlander, guitar guy and gamer. Danish dude that's pro democracy and an LGBTQIA ally. I can pull strings Be it guitar or guillo...

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CALL ARIZONA U.S. Senators! Let them know they are attacking community members who are protecting their land. Demand federal agents leave tribal land.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because it's the only thing he's said since his stroke that makes sense
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a theory that he shits himself so his pants won't catch on fire
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me never having heard of Langley and "Choosin' Texas" might tell you that I'm a Danish metalhead that doesn't listen to country that much
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was also nonsense that they would attack Ukraine when they had all those troop movements next to Ukraine
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The world would be a better place if religion was abolished
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yet another reason that US "foods" are banned in Europe. We don't want your chlorinated chicken or your hormone beef.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I respect the right of people to be religious. I'm under no obligation to respect any religion at all though. In other words: keep your religion to yourself and don't try to peddle it to me or I'll go science on your ass.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Way better video about Greenland than the bs misinformation you put out, Clowninski. youtu.be/EFalat8SCZM?...
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Trump's Greenland Deal Isn't What You Think | Scott Lucas interview
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Makes a unique holiday gift!💜
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bet she'd be super offended if an exchange student didn't swear allegiance to the flag in that weird fascist school ritual...
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 25/09/2026
Talk to your friends Please Make sure they've registered and if they already have Implore them to double check to see they're still registered In less than 40 days we vote. And don't hesitate to remind everyone what these clowns have done.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucktoffer
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social delete your bs video about Greenland, Kyle. What you said in that video is so fucking wrong that you should be embarrassed. Sincerely a Dane and a Greenlander.
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heads Up Texas. www.ktsa.com/state-techni...
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State technical glitch triggers massive Texas voter registration backlog ahead of midterms - KTSA
The issue originated last October within the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) online portal, which failed...
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plants can turn towards the sun. This is evidence that they're smarter and more sentient than MAGA fucks
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only thing that should cover demented diaper Dumbold is 8' of dirt (which is really just 6', except for the dumbasses that claim he's 6'3)
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Give the star vacated by Alabama to Puerto Rico or DC instead
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is my birthday friends, the big 5–0! The biggest gift you could give me is to help me share my work down there! all my love to all of you! 
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICE is removing detainees with final deportation orders from its online tracking system. This makes it nearly impossible for their lawyers and families to contact them, which could prevent them from using all their constitutionally protected legal options. Trump’s cruelty is endless.
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Immigrants with final deportation orders disappear from ICE detainee locator
The change will make it harder for many families and attorneys to determine where an immigrant is being held after being
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please repost and help support the arts during this tough time?💜
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make it Tuborg and I'll make teleportation an everyday thing in a week or two...
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It absolutely is genocide
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holidays are coming, and this makes a wonderful gift! Plus, free shipping! 
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
$200 today! Message me
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're a centrist moderate dem you're a conservative everywhere else. Get over it and stop blaming what is the center left everywhere else for your failures.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a good thing I stand by my decision to never get Disney+ because I refuse to let them continue killing my childhood
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The Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katsiaryna Bartko, a Belarusian pro-democracy activist, asylum seeker and thyroid cancer survivor, is asking a federal judge to release her from ICE detention so she can receive medical treatment. theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-pro-demo...
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I've been added to a "Blue MAGA" blocklist and I can't help but laugh at that shit. First of all I'm Danish so I don't vote in the states and second I'm actually leftwing, unlike 90% of the Democrats. Guess someone didn't like that I criticize Jeffries and Schumer for being shit "leaders".
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm more than willing to let the ICC have Anders Fogh Rasmussen as a show of goodwill if it gets the US to sign up
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was because the candidates that hid under their couches all ended up in padded cells
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's not how finite resources work
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Call me Nostradamus
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm going to preemptively congratulate the Falcons on sweeping SSG and winning the Rocket League world championship
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It Gets Better @itgetsbetter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BDAY CHARITY STREAM! 🎂💰 Support LGBTQ+ youth and join StellarMichelle to help us celebrate a sweet 16 years of It Gets Better. Streaming Tuesday Sep 22nd and Thursday Sep 24th at 6pm ET/3pm PT: twitch.tv/stellarmichelle Drop in, say hi, and make a donation to support our LGBTQ+ youth programs!
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As someone who speaks Danish I can confirm that the demented diaper boy is lying as usual
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The one thing I really miss about Twitter is periodically reminding Joe Rogan that he's a self admitted fucking moron that no one should listen to
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If there's a way of boycotting Ed Sheeran more than never having listened to him let me know
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"and I don't know how to rip off the poor people half as well as they do"
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least people might get around to thinking about getting rid of fossil fuels... And the demented diaper Dumbold regime
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026
Last week, it was a few Dems agreeing with sports bans, calling trans girls "men," and agreeing to vote for national bans on gender affirming care. This week is Marcy Kaptur in Ohio highlighting that she voted "with Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of our schools."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Calling all yappers, Team Abdul needs you! Phonebank to onboard new volunteers: go.abdulforsenate.com/volunteer-on... Phonebank to contact voters: go.abdulforsenate.com/phonebank
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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 17/09/2026
As WCK teams in Nepal are able to reach more communities affected by the flooding, we’re expanding our efforts & distributing staples like fresh produce, eggs & rice. Restoring access to essentials people rely on empowers communities to cook for themselves & fuel their own recovery. #ChefsForNepal
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"So you're saying you fucked that sheep because it forced you to do it? Sounds reasonable. I want you on the pint-sized slasher case immediately! Welcome to the FBI, agent" - Kash Patel
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only way demented diaper Dumbold and his IQ can rein in AI is if all AI was forced to only "learn" from his cognitive tests
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since I was actually a young boy (3) in 82 I better go look in the mirror to confirm I haven't suddenly turned 80 out of nowhere... Nope. Time still works here in Notdementedville unlike in Trumpistan.
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I suddenly feel like I'm 6'6 if demented diaper Dumbold is supposed to be 6'3
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Jon Lion Fine Art @jonlionfineart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New painting available! “Orchid Bliss” -24x12 on stretched canvas… $200 free shipping! Message me if interested and please share??
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hillbilly afraid of dirt and not being financially stable gives racist speech while cosplaying as the VP of the US. At least his mom didn't prescribe people opioids and take them herself. And he's definitely the type of guy that stands up for his wife concerning faith...
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Kristoffer Olsen @kristofferbolsen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, sorry. We can't trust you anymore, US voters, to be responsible, caring, trustworthy, powerful when necessary (and that was because you couldn't keep out anymore to sell to both sides) and, frankly, your vision of life sucks. You're 250 years old and still act like a moody teen asshole 1/
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