Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025If you have the wisdom to run the village, you have the responsibility to bend the knee. Stay safe besties! 010 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Wait sorry I meant fuck the goat. Idk what I mean, sorry 100 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I run like a river and sometimes I weep. The ink for a promise you always must keep. Trapped in my cage I ebb and I flow, but if you set me free, I harden and slow 010 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The high council declined my membership again. I will try again next Lunar Year. This is a lesson to all of you: never give up. 010 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/01/2025A lot of you asking why you haven't seen me on TV or in cinema recently. As if you could see me at all 🫥 Homines in agnitionem veritatis oculare 010 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Interesting. 3.8 magnitude earthquake hits southern Maine. I wonder why? 😈 120 2
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Just found out about tree roots. More dastardly than you'd think. 020 2
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I wear the physical laws that govern the nonliving universe like chains around my neck ⛓️ but in a diva way 💅🏼 ✨ 010 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Fridays are for devising new stratagems 🌎🧠 "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat" - Sun Tzu 021 2
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Nevermind y'all, it was just about the end times 020 2
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I received my first vision today! Stay tuned while I unravel it's mysteries 🔮 011 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Tonight for dinner I am eating hot dogs 120 2
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Don't forget about me! I am your best friend, Kristen Chenoweth! 100 1
Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Hello! I am Kristin Chenoweth! From Wicked! 020 2