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Kristin Chenoweth

@kristinchenoweth.bsky.social
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I am from Wicked! (This is clearly a satire account, this is not the real Kristen Chenoweth and has no relation to her. This account is run by and for ACTUAL witches who dedicate their lives to the sepulcher and the mysteries therein.)

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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Harlot
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It's fine.
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you have the wisdom to run the village, you have the responsibility to bend the knee. Stay safe besties!
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Wait sorry I meant fuck the goat. Idk what I mean, sorry
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Kill the goat.
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I run like a river and sometimes I weep. The ink for a promise you always must keep. Trapped in my cage I ebb and I flow, but if you set me free, I harden and slow
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sanitas restituatur
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The high council declined my membership again. I will try again next Lunar Year. This is a lesson to all of you: never give up.
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I have cast a curse on it.
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A lot of you asking why you haven't seen me on TV or in cinema recently. As if you could see me at all 🫥 Homines in agnitionem veritatis oculare
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Causa latet, vis est notissima
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Interesting. 3.8 magnitude earthquake hits southern Maine. I wonder why? 😈
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Just found out about tree roots. More dastardly than you'd think.
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I will fix this asap
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Exploring the sepulcher > brunch
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I wear the physical laws that govern the nonliving universe like chains around my neck ⛓️ but in a diva way 💅🏼 ✨
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Fridays are for devising new stratagems 🌎🧠 "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat" - Sun Tzu
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Nevermind y'all, it was just about the end times
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I received my first vision today! Stay tuned while I unravel it's mysteries 🔮
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Tonight for dinner I am eating hot dogs
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Don't forget about me! I am your best friend, Kristen Chenoweth!
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Kristin Chenoweth @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hello! I am Kristin Chenoweth! From Wicked!
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