✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Will the new pope perform mass with Malört instead of wine? 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025“I’ll bet you a dime to a donut.” -Today’s Sharism 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I love my Ninja Creami but why does it take 4+ spins every time?! 🥲 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Is it even a trip to the Costco cafe if your husband doesn’t somehow choose the filthiest table to eat at? 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I really, really need #Apple to make it so we can turn off push notifications for every. damn. message. reaction. I literally don’t need my phone to go off when someone gives me a 👍🏻 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 03/01/2025What’s one of your biggest fears and why is it being put in a huge group chat with primarily phone numbers you don’t have saved as contacts? 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Tim had somehow never seen Mean Girls and I got the pleasure of showing it to him tonight. 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Can someone check on the child that is SCREECHING before every serve in this Nebraska vs Penn State game? 😵💫😵💫 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Why does my dog insist on editing tissues if the box is anywhere within his reach?? 😭 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“To have and to hold and to touch butts! It’s in the vows!” -my husband 020 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Wow I deep cleaned my Keurig yesterday and my coffee tastes better than it has in probably over a year. Funny how that works. 🫠 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Okay but why don’t people open their advent calendars in order?? They’re numbered for a reason. 😭😭 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The funniest part to me in #theerastour book is that #taylorswift mentioned the roomba (she calls it a “rover”) she rides around on during the TTPD set is driven by a crew member laying inside of it. It makes sense but I honestly never thought of it, and it’s making me laugh so hard. 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 29/11/2024My family is so big I literally ran into a distant relative (who I’d never met) while waiting in line for Target Black Friday door busters this morning. 000 0
Reposted by ✨kristinaSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other 605415474420 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Is it even the Monday before a major holiday if you’re not crying at work? 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Why is so much of outdoor Christmas decor just inflatables? I want something for our little stoop but I can’t stand the inflatables. It’s either that, or deer sculptures. 😵💫 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024We’ve accidently been 30 minutes behind watching this Nebraska football game. Somehow missed three different scores. Flipped to another channel and back and it turned it back live. Suddenly it’s the 4th quarter. 😅 000 0
Reposted by ✨kristinaHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024HOHOHO HSWAWR AWWHS AP TWWOFEB YGLAMAYGTMTIW AIW SWACASCDIABD GUBGU 1461756165 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Not the “Offsides: Everyone but the center” call during the Nebraska game. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 010 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My god I don’t care that Jake’s shorts cost a million dollars. 000 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024See, I don’t know anything about boxing. But Tyson walking in, no car, no gimmicks, really feels so much more respectable than Paul. 110 0
✨kristina @kristinaxtc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Tim: “I’m just feeling a lil depleted.” Me: “Lil Depleted is my rap name.” 030 0
