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Kristen King

@kristenskoveking.bsky.social
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😈 Professional bad influence 🧠 Brain changer 💁🏻‍♀️ F*cking delight 🎤 Karaoke queen 🏳️‍🌈 I put the bi in "bad b!tch" 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally/giver of free mom hugs Get all the goods: linktr.ee/kristenskoveking

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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That time Emmett woke me at 3 a.m. to ask, “If you get caught, how long do you go to jail for?” Me: Caught for WHAT??? 3yo Emmett: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION. Me: 😳😳😳
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Whoops. My bad.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
On the bright side, I think we can safely expect a downturn in egg-related vandalism. 🥚🍳
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Lorie the gardener @loriezinnia.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I'm worrying about the protest info im seeing. Trump WANTS us to protest. He wants to enact martial law so he can suspend the Constitution then do whatever tf he wants. Let's be very sure we know the organizations organizing these protests cuz I wouldn't put it past them to be the org behind them.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Co-working is great and all, but you haven't lived until you've tried co-wailing.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
That is, after all, the point.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
You deserved to be loved and protected by your parents the same way you love and protect your kids. You are changing your family’s legacy.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Balance is an active process, not a static event.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Costco?
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This how we navigate the tension between staying well informed and staying sane. We’re on a long road, and this is a marathon not a sprint. Making you too exhausted and burned out to fight back is exactly the game plan here. We MUST pace ourselves. Focus. Take care of yourself. Rest. Resist.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It’s almost time! I’ll see you in 1 hour to help you create your F*ck Yeah Goals. If you forgot to register ahead, I gotchu. Just show up. I’ll find a spot for you. We start at 1 pm MT at Blue Earth Yoga, 201 W 6th Street in Leadville.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The idea that you can’t take a break or the whole world will fall apart is a lie. It’s a weapon used to exhaust you and keep you quietly overwhelmed so you can’t agitate, oppose, or effect change. Don’t fall for it. Rest like your life depends on it. Because it does.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Also recording artists, people who choose to change their name when they get married, people who get MDs/PhDs, anyone with a nickname, newly dedicated buildings and public spaces, arenas and stadiums, adopted pets… Seems like it’s only a problem when it’s a trans person. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you have big plans for 2025 and beyond, get yourself to tomorrow’s F*ck Yeah Goal-Setting Workshop at Blue Earth Yoga in Leadville, CO! No matter your goals, I’m gonna help you get them crystal clear and make a “F*ck yeah!” plan for making sure they actually happen. See you tomorrow at 1!
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Pick your battles and pace yourself. It’s a long road.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
You’re not being “mean,” “harsh,” “dramatic,” or “overly sensitive” by telling people the truth about how their actions affect you.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Be radical, my friend.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I always wonder how many bathrooms these folks have in their homes and how they decide who gets to use which one. 🤔
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I am in love with my hair today. That is all.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here remembering how our old tuxedo kitty, Isabel, used to wake me between 2 and 3 am by LICKING MY EYELIDS. It was the stuff of nightmares. 😹
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Your thriving is a revolution. I know I’m repeating myself, and I’m gonna keep repeating it until you stop feeling guilty about taking care of yourself — especially in unimaginably tough times.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Well THAT is certainly very specific. 😝
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you’re feeling exhausted, it’s because the world is very emotionally demanding right now. Be gentle with yourself.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In a training session about language access and compliance with Title VI, and all I can think about is “How long until Title VI no longer exists?” Because the Civil Rights Act is a target — just look at the Executive Orders that have already come out.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
One of the most important things you can do right now is take care of yourself. You're not sticking your head in the sand; you're gathering strength. Your thriving is part of the revolution.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Spontaneous recollection re: news consumption: We once had a dog that jumped on the coffee table whenever he heard Sarah Palin’s voice. 😂
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What does this even MEAN? Are they Escher stairs? I need answers.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hotel showers have two settings: “hint of hint of mist” and “better hold onto the grab bar because this is actually a fire hose.”
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My toxic trait is airdropping funny and inspiring memes to people in public places, especially airplanes, and seeing if I can get them to laugh out loud.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Basically.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Gerard Butler has morphed into a strangely sexy hybrid of Russell Crowe and John Goodman, and I am here for it.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Last night vs now. I’m so confused. #tiktokban
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Some days these socks provide a much-needed reminder. Today is one of those days. #parenting #twins #thisis13
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Wicked tunes, bro.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Nothing says “polar vortex” like waking up to no hot water for no apparent reason.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What pairs better with Kraft Mac n Cheese: Pacifico or Pinot Grigio?
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Some of y’all weren’t paying attention to the polar vortex plot line in The Day After Tomorrow and it shows.
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Kristen King @kristenskoveking.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
For MONTHS I’ve been trying to figure out why my phone battery abruptly started running out of battery like halfway through the day. Tonight I think I figured it out: My stopwatch has been running for 2650+ hours — 110 days. So if you need a life coach, let me know! 💁‍♀️
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