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A sitting president telling a foreign adversary to bomb a county with 10 million people as the crowd cheers. Real dystopian shit. Very treasonous. And will probably run out of the news cycle in 24 hours.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Low rise is hard to pull off. Different tailoring and this could’ve been cute. It needs to be higher on the hips and made into a mini skirt.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m halfway across the country and just realized I left my jewelry at home.

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Druski's Annoyed Reaction

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In another timeline, the VP and a struggling open mic comedian would not be the same person.

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Phaedra Parks Reacts: Loser

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I bet your family has an interesting history because I would be surprised too. 😂

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gummies. Traveling. Disassociating.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He has turned being a flip flopping ass bitch into a profitable machine.

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did you start from the beginning or just this season? You will be taken on a ride regardless! 😭

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Y’allsey @aisling206.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Too many people vocalized wanting that man back in office over $1,200 soooo…gone be a lotta irredeemably stupid people you’ll hear from. 😑

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m trying to be open minded here, and yet I still feel like he’s playing in somebody face. Bouquets are meant to be displayed in vases? Tf are the girls doing with a leaf? I know the economy is hitting everybody differently, but I promise Trader Joe’s still got fresh mums for under $10.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Soon as she started looking like a Missy video, I knew. 😂😂😂

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Aww I was waiting on this. She been dressing like Billie Eillish all summer.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A wood paneled bar hates to see me coming. The drinks will be STRONG. The music will be GOOD. The final tab will be $30. Our elders had the right idea.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I bet Netflix piecing this bullshit together as we speak. 😭

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you play in wigs to harass women in sports.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s a hard week to be a millennial.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ms. Dolly Parton did exactly what she was supposed to do on this earth. Inspire, give, and be a decent human being. Her actual talent was a bonus to us all. May she rest in perfect peace.

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Dolly Parton's Dance Swag

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This lady got a good ass plan and a solid ass team. Love to see it.

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Big Van Vega @thecrypt.online · 23/08/2026

Woman beater, asshole, AI invester and producer who hasnt had a hit for 20 years, weighs in on AI. This is literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Him and Snoop need to get the fuck offa here.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They are really slow walking famine. Let me fill up this freezer and pantry, chile.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I’m sorry, WHAT? Dang, 2026 ain’t letting up. 😢

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Obsessing over whether a person of color deserves a spot prevents everyone from noticing that white people get and keep positions without needing to be impressive at all.”

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Finding out you’re not as valuable as you thought because you were left on the bait plane had to be one hell of a horse pill to swallow.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is one of those rare cases where the messenger is spot-on, but we still need to shoot him.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Surprisingly, yes. It hasn’t been perfect or charmed, but I did the best with the hand I was dealt.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It should not be this hard or this expensive to get from LA to Detroit.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Going back home to VA in a few weeks, and I really do miss my mama, even though she 100% is gonna get on my last nerve within 24 hours of being there. 😩 Will bookmark and come back to this on August 26.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My apologies I misunderstood! That’s ridiculous.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Agreed! I’m so glad that you were paid! $15/hr would have a dream for me. I was barely given metro passes.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My rage has been baited. A weirdo man telling other weirdo men that they need a seminar on not lusting after kids when the law is pretty damn clear.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

As someone who has a social work degree and was basically an unpaid employee for Fairfax County CSB as my internship, she can fuck all the way off. Gen Z, please keep holding the line.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I know insurance fraud when I see it. 😭

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

They give us the cutest commercials to hide the fact that it’s all a scam.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

99% of them thanks to ✨private equity✨

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Farmers clapping about cutting people off food stamps when they have to get bailed out every 4 years because the smooth brained idiot they support is crushing their business is wild work.

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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 03/08/2026

my new prayer: God, please give me hella motion.

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Author Alexis “AC” K. @acknight3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A Sanger!😭😭👏🏽

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I've developed a gastro issue this year that I've been working through, and my dentist spotted it immediately during my cleaning. The separation of dental and eye insurance from the body will never not chap my anus.

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Kris @kristelyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is the dragging I needed to see this morning.

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