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Trash Bandicoot

@kristanner.bsky.social
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he/him author gad about limeaid enthusiast

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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We know Nazis like to drive around in @uhaul.bsky.social 's trucks. But did you know you can buy a car boot on Amazon for under $100?
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Amazon.com: Tevlaphee Wheel Lock - Car Boot Anti-Theft Trailers Wheel Clamp Lock Parking Boot for Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Campers - Upgraded Dual Lock Adjustable Lug Nuts Cover : Automotive
Amazon.com: Tevlaphee Wheel Lock - Car Boot Anti-Theft Trailers Wheel Clamp Lock Parking Boot for Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Campers - Upgraded Dual Lock Adjustable Lug Nuts Cover : Automotive
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It's time to Make Nazis Afraid Again...
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Sasha sez: "My favorite Elon Musk album is Vulgar Display of Power"
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
RFK JR is closer to a Metal Gear Solid Villian than he is a real person.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
@jackboxgames.com I don't care that I'm one of only 12 people asking you gotta do it.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The @jamesgunn.bsky.social #Superman trailer is fire. Haters gonna hate, but you can't deny that's some great dog acting.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@HunterBiden > @JoeBiden
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Don't get it twisted, our boy Luigi loves Palastine. He was only eating at a McDonald's because it was the last place they would look for him. #luigimangione
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
#jdvance understood the assignment.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
This whole assassination attempt looked kind of suspicious. I should have known it was a government conspiracy to break up Tenacious D. They were simply too powerful.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
The #SupremeCourt is a joke. RBG is spinnin'.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
i'm trying to start beef w/ the local taekwondo consortium. #kungfu
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Life's a seat, have a bench.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
A lot of people don't like using public restrooms. I'm the opposite. I use them exclusively. I'm not doing that gross stuff in my own house. That toilet is just for show. #notinmyhouse
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
Shit is getting serious.
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
follow me for more life hacks
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Trash Bandicoot @kristanner.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
I'm almost 40, and the closest thing I have to a savings account is a mason jar I put my roaches in.
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