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Krista S. Jacobsen

@kristajacobsen.bsky.social
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Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). 💙 Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.

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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 15h
There's a disgrace all right, but it's not Zelenskyy or Ukraine.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hot take: this bullshit with "personalized pricing" by online retailers is gonna bring back brick-and-mortar stores and malls. apple.news/AT9JS-cOkTOy...
apple.news
AI is watching your spending and setting your prices accordingly. Lawmakers want to stop it — Los Angeles Times
Personalized pricing, or so-called surveillance pricing, is when companies use data such as IP addresses or language preferences to set prices specific to customers.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm sure there are some more amazing things in nature than this. But the Monarch transformation is probably the coolest thing I've ever witnessed.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just happened to catch the moment when little guy 1 took off.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Because so much sucks these days, please take a moment to enjoy these photos of the monarchs I have raised so far this year. I have another 50-60 in progress. A banner year!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm sorry I thought prices were supposed to come down as soon as poopy pants began his term apple.news/AD2ESQNJPSr-...
apple.news
Prices are soaring on these everyday grocery items, driving up inflation — The Washington Post
Americans are paying more particularly for produce and baked goods, among others, driven by the Iran war, tariffs and drought.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Epstein files.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Kitty is an artist.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My bebes
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
For the last 10-15 minutes, this little one has been flying around the yard, landing on most of the milkweed plants. 🤞🏻 for lots of babies this year! 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I know it's way down the list of things to complain about but MY GOD Comcast is incompetent. My Internet is out, but according to them, there's no outage in my area. I type in my address, it says no issues. I type in my next door neighbors' addresses, and it says they have outages. Idiots
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A little humor for those who need it. youtu.be/w6Jf0lxjyc4?...
youtu.be
Call a random Swede - QI Series N Episode 14: Preview - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
🤣 No, LinkedIn. Never in a million years would I work for either company.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Belly up to the Bee Bar, the most popular waterin' hole in the neighborhood. Business is up 100% since the HOA told the landscapers they can't use weed killer anymore.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
How is it that flying is now super-expensive and the delays are worse than ever.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hi! Brief reminder that the thing occupying the White House is a 34x convicted felon, an adulterer, and probably a pedophile!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I read an article several days ago about how students don't read anymore because their attention spans are too short. There was a line in the article that I haven't been able to stop thinking about: "Books teach you empathy." I think it's true. And it explains a lot about the state of the USA now.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If you can, please help the kiddos!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If you can, please help the kiddos!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There are so many appalling revelations in the Epstein files that it's nearly impossible to grasp the scale of the evil. That the victims were as young as 9 years old is one revelation I just cannot get out of my head. I've been thinking a lot about why that is. www.standard.co.uk/news/world/u...
standard.co.uk
Redacted Epstein files mention nine-year-old victim, say lawmakers
US lawmakers have expressed concern and called for more transparency after viewing unredacted Epstein files in Washington
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I am still so annoyed that maps are now showing "Gulf of America." I know it's not even in the top ten zillion of awful things the 34x convicted felon and yet-to-be-convicted pedophile has done, but it still pisses me off every time I see it.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thanks, Jimmy Fallon, for your role in ushering fascism into the United States.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie touches the head of another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie touches the head of another man
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This past year has been a long fucking decade.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Seems like somebody must've confessed to his lawyer. apple.news/A3a6rWofFSwa...
apple.news
Nick Reiner's Power Lawyer Alan Jackson Abruptly Withdraws From Murder Case — The Hollywood Reporter
Jackson, a defense attorney who previously represented Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Karen Read, left the case as Reiner appeared for an arraignment. He'll now be represented by a public defender...
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Just read The Spy and the Traitor (which is gripping), and what an absolute piece of shit this guy was. (Surprised he wasn't pardoned by the disgrace occupying the White House.) 2026 is starting off well. apple.news/AvBeTMoQiS6-...
apple.news
Aldrich Ames, most damaging CIA traitor in agency history, dies at 84 — The Washington Post
Spying for Moscow, he reportedly caused the deaths of at least 10 recruited CIA or allied intelligence agents.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hi, men in positions of power who act like toddlers, smashing and hitting and taking things that aren't yours? The way to deal with the obvious facts that your parents didn't love you and everyone else thought you were a tool growing up is therapy. Try it.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I'm laughing so hard at some of these! Excellent work, all!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
13 years ago today, this little one moved in and made this house a home. Love you, baby girl! 😻❤️
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Thanks, FedEx, for totally ignoring the vacation hold I set up. Really stellar work, guys.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So Marge Greene is leaving the House. One of the worst, most divisive people ever to be in Congress (I can't bring myself to say she "served" in Congress). Here's my parting message to ya, Marge:
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A story in two images:
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Sorry, rich people. Your Bentley SUV is ugly and looks cheap.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'd like to thank Disney for being complete asshats and forcing me to go out and buy the DVDs of the one show I watched on repeat on Hulu. For about the cost of 2 months of Hulu, I now own all seasons of White Collar forever. And the DVDs have bonus material. Win! No need to resubscribe. EVER.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
From the bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things. You're despicable either way.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Deleted the CBS app from my phone.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A poem, by Pam Bondi: This Is Just To Say I have hidden the file that was on my desktop and which you were certainly named in with Epstein You owe me it was appalling so young and so raped (Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"Mr. Trump on Sunday told reporters he would visit Texas 'probably on Friday,' noting he had wanted to go Sunday but would have been 'in their way.'" And he had a tee time.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Periodic reminder that those ghouls at Meta monitor(ed) the Insta accounts of teenage girls in order to serve up an ad for a beauty product whenever those girls delete(d) a selfie. In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This is so cool!
apple.news
This Outrageously Pretty Purple Tile Is Actually Made Out of Sea Urchins — Sunset
If you're a surfer or avid tidepooler, you likely have been irked by the reality of a sea urchin prick. But there's more reason to dislike these little purple pincushions, which have taken over kelp f...
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Judge Luttig calling a spade a spade. Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.
theguardian.com
John Roberts criticized by conservative ex-judge for ‘unforgivable reticence’ about Trump
J Michael Luttig tells how ‘disappointed’ he is in his friend the chief justice for not taking a stand against the president
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I just cannot with these people. Literally the worst people to have positions of power and responsibility.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hahaha
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It will never not shock me that the President of the United States is a convicted felon. Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world. So glad my dad did not have to see this.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Heroes:
apple.news
Bears escape enclosure, eat a week's worth of honey, then fall asleep — CBS News
Mish and Lucy got out of their enclosure and made a beeline for their food store where they scoffed snacks, including a seven-day supply of honey.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Scammers: When you send me emails intending to inform me that you have done something nefarious to my computador, please send them in English because I don't remember enough of my high school Español to understand, and I'm too lazy to copy/paste your shit into Google translate. Know your customer!
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.
Cat sleeping with one front paw stretched out and the other against her temple.
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Krista S. Jacobsen @kristajacobsen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.
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