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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 27/09/2026

seen on an otherwise plain and unadorned minivan

rain-covered back window of a car, with a bumper sticker that reads “unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin”

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 19/09/2026

this poem has haunted me for years and i must now burden you with it

The Drowned Children
Louise Gluck

You see, they have no judgment.
So it is natural that they should drown, first the ice taking them in and then, all winter, their wool scarves floating behind them as they sink until at last they are quiet.
And the pond lifts them in its manifold dark
arms.

But death must come to them differently, so close to the beginning.
As though they had always been blind and weightless. Therefore the rest is dreamed, the lamp,
the good white cloth that covered the table, their bodies.

And yet they hear the names they used like lures slipping over the pond:
What are you waiting for
come home, come home, lost in the waters, blue and permanent.

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 05/09/2026

hi pax! i’ll be in bandland (level 4 SCC summit) today with a new pin, and on the pitch-your-game panel tonight at 9p in frog theatre!

pax west floor map of the seattle convention center summit, level 4.

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 31/08/2026

most recent post 4 months ago 😠 youtube.com/@local58tv

a screenshot of new local 58 videos on the channel, ranging from 4 months ago to 4 years ago.

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 09/07/2026

"The artist in despair at the magnitude of antique fragments” Henry Fuseli, 1779

henry fuseli drawing. an artist figure, head in hand, distraught in front of a giant sculpture of a foot, a hand, and a huge stone wall

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 03/07/2026

way cheaper option, from a reputable website

a screenshot from “horse.com”

Pronged Training Choke Collar
$21.89

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 02/07/2026

oh ok this is where all the new followers are coming from

screenshot of DEADLINE entertainment news

Scott Stuber's United Artists, Steven
Spielberg & Amazon MGM Studios
Land Next Big YouTube Horror Franchise For Big Screen: 'The
Mandela Catalogue'
By Anthony D'Alessandro, Justin Kroll
July 2, 2026 11:02am

DEADLINE

The Mandela Catalogue has amassed well over 100 million views across its official episodes alone, making it one of the largest original analog horror franchises on YouTube. It is widely regarded as one of the defining titles in the analog horror genre, alongside Local 58 and The Backrooms.

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 12/06/2026

new stage discovered beyond end-stage capitalism

from reddit:

r/technology • 3h
Red Lobster CEO Damola Adamolekun Plans To Make The Seafood Chain 'The Most Al-Forward Restaurant Company
That Exists'

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 28/03/2026

today’s #paxeast schedule: - currently in bandland offering cryptid sticker sheets and local58tv patches - jackbox panel at 2pm in albatross theatre!!

a blue t-shirt with cadavre lying down as he did in the local58tv video “show for children”

the forensic seance pin, which looks like a ouija planchette with an inset magnifying glass

a low-angle image of me between two banners at pax east, which read “kris straub” and “bill amend.” it is not an attractive picture. i look like a thumb

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 22/02/2026

olympics auto-captioning struggling with opera

screenshots from winter olympics closing ceremony, during the performance of an italian opera i don’t recognize. captions read:

THOMPSON. GOLD YOUR NOTED BELOW GOLD. OSN+. UN FUTURA SKIMO

BEAUTIFUL. GOLD JENN BRAYDEN POINT. SING

WHO IS THE KINDL BOLDY.
>> LA. FOR ME AND FOR. YOU

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 18/02/2026

Winter Hexblade K’thriss is now available in Idle Champions!! Resurrected into a female Drow body by Walnut, K’thriss embodied the cyclic culling of winter, whose desolation made way for new growth. codenameentertainment.com?page=idle_ch...

IDLE CHAMPIONS
OF THE FORGOTTEN REALMS
ACQUISITIONS INCORPORATED

WINTER HEXBLADE K'THRISS

Created by
KRIS STRAUB

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 08/01/2026

at least i know i have a nice even skull

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 02/01/2026

this is not a bit. i have no recollection of writing this. the doc was created and last modified, by me, on 12/26/2025. i am the only person with permissions on it.