kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we have one braincell and we're all fighting for 4th place for it 152
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026have you everrrrrr dissociatedddddd a little too hardddddd and now you have to remember where you areeeeee 000
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026play touys with me (read off the switch list and give me car counts) 241
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i can tell some of you are just here because i’m multi… does that make me cool or something? 160
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i want more body parts…. more than the normal amount…. 1182
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i know who i am tonight!!! neither duke nor kris!!! i'm other guy!!! the third one!!! crazy eights!!! i am thinking about what i look like!!! we are making PROGRESS 251
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 12/09/2026oops guess who posted something they drew in a server that doesn’t know we’re Like This™️ uh oh 150
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i figured out why he disconnected…. i want more body parts too, different amounts of them all of course but i wish we could have *anything*. i’m also content with our body but i want something new. maybe someday i’ll have enough hands to hold four models at once instead of two, lol 140
Reposted by kris!Duke @dukeposting.bsky.social · 09/09/2026At some point I need to make a week long pilgrimage to California so I can buy a bunch of SP stuff and fuck around with hot men (in no particular order) 272
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 06/09/2026we’re definitely not in the right headspace to be looking at ebay… but we just found something we’ve wanted for a decade… so we stand at an impasse… 130
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 02/09/2026tanukis are supposed to have big bellies and fat balls, right? all i need is the extra body parts 150
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 02/09/2026breaking stuff down into an itemized list is great, unless you’re like me and follow that list as directly as possible… guess who went to the same drawer on three separate occasions to grab one thing each time 🙃🙃 010
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026where's the fourth headmate that lives our actual life where everything is cool and good and not *gestures vaguely* 000
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i bet multi armed cuddles feel really good and i wish i could give them out… with your head nestled in the spot between my necks… and my tails wrapped around you… why can’t we have more body parts? 1101
Reposted by kris!kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this body is lame, can we go to the extra body parts store and get some stuff to make it cooler? 061
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this body is lame, can we go to the extra body parts store and get some stuff to make it cooler? 061
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026our body is a machine that turns sitting dormant for 2 days into "take a break, we've been on this shift too long" 120
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026had to do some cartoon shit to recover from whatever fuckass pose he left our body in when he just. got up from the hot seat. so i'm having a gay old time right now 040
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 25/08/2026jarona usage will continue until we buy more scarlet and gray 010
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 25/08/2026today i learned a new word and it was jarona. may whatever you believe in have mercy on you 141
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 24/08/2026sighs wistfully... our ebay watch list is full of so many touys, but our wallet is empty... 120
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 23/08/2026sorry if last night was tmi but i remember once one of his friends got really pissed at him for saying “just pawed off like a boss” so it’s been streisand effect’d into our vocabulary lol 100
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 23/08/2026just pawed off like a boss while sloppily making out with myself and everything… try finishing with your non dominant hands, it feels like you’re not doing it to yourself 🥴🥴 160
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 22/08/2026it’s pretty obvious who’s fronting based on what sort of listings are sent in the trains for sale channel lmfao. i want more touys and so does he but we have different tastes 151
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 22/08/2026one of our newer vocal stims is an alco 251 chug, which pairs very well with the ge compressor stim we already have, lol 140
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 21/08/2026whoooooole lotta drafts that are bound to get deleted later, oh boy 000
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 20/08/2026//deltarune spoilers i guess did anyone else think it was neat that pink's body and ghost were separate entities that shared the same space, and then split as part of the battle? of course i bring this up for no reason in particular, mhm yes totally damn! these bitches plural! good for them! 010
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I seriously cannot wait to hand off the controller to someone else tomorrow oh my fucking god 000
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ok so i guess i have to confirm my email address or some bullshit (the site had a stroke the other day i think) but there’s this one video of me playing touys and it’s the c415 with a billion cars behind it 100
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 18/08/2026yeah ok i think there really is just two of him up here, because there’s the one who’s definitely him and the other one who’s not sure who they are but also very much like him… this isn’t going to be confusing at all as time goes on, definitely not 230
Reposted by kris!Duke @dukeposting.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Too dazed by this picture to come up with a caption 3297
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 16/08/2026he doesn’t want to admit it, but life has been noticeably less stressful after he stopped talking to those idiots… who would’ve guessed? 120
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“i want that cat in my head” is a normal thought, right? yeah probably 010
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i have no regrets from making him break ground on that video :3cc :3cc 000
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 13/08/2026some dumb idiot has been listening to the same chunk of a song for the last 10 minutes... not me for once 020
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i keep trying to tell him to not go for stuff on ebay, but he insists that it’s a good price… while i do agree i just don’t think it’s a wise idea to buy another possible project just because it’s cheap 110
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 12/08/2026oh that’s a LOT of notifications, woah… good to know i’m also capable of posting bangers :3cc :3cc 070
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 12/08/2026everyone needs more body parts, obviously. what are you doing with a normal amount of them, like a normal person? get weird with it 36120
kris! @krisposting.bsky.social · 12/08/2026we're in a voice call and they think they're talking to him and they're bringing up shit from 5-6 years ago and i have no idea what's going on. i think i missed a few episodes does anyone want to fill me in 110
