Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 2hI need more money so I can slowly commission all my favorite artists over and over again until they unknowingly, one scene at a time, draw everything I've written. 000 0
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Honestly envious of his ability to log off. 010 1
Reposted by Kris CampbellMolly Flood (LOOKING FOR WORK) @mollyflood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026HAHA DOES ANYONE WANT A COMMISSION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 62221 22
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comRobert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson NoddingALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding 010 1
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:static.klipy.comX Wing Poe Dameron Flying LowAlt: X-Wings skimming low and fast over water 020 2
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As a former biology major, I can confirm this is how most of us stored our research data. 000 0
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I don't know enough about art to explain why, but the coloring on this hits my brain the same way Grandma's pork chops did when I was a kid. 110 1
Reposted by Kris CampbellJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/10/2026About fifteen years ago I made the joke that everyone had to decide which tech corporation would own their data: Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, or Google. Now I know I was wrong, they all trade that data like Magic the Gathering cards 29947103 947
Reposted by Kris CampbellCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 46107843010 10.8K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Solar-powered anti-bear defense system in recharge mode. 110 1
Reposted by Kris CampbellJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/10/2026I would be EXTREMELY annoyed to discover my PR is "AI"-generated, and as someone bombarded with dozens of "AI"-generated emails daily, I assure you the stink of "AI" is immediately noticable and immediately dismissible. Publishers are not doing their new books any favors in using it. 361623287 1.6K
Reposted by Kris CampbellMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50169385556 16.9K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Star's Sneaky Evil PlanALT: Patrick Star's Sneaky Evil Plan 000 0
Reposted by Kris CampbellInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 5603226 603
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That last one's kinda horrifying the more I think about it, 'cause that dude could absolutely kick off nuclear war and walk out the other side of it with a free pizza. 020 2
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Works for writing, too! Treat that mess like a word search you've been stuck on all day. Fear not the unrequited cursor! Harness its dark power, and redirect it towards your own needs! 010 1
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The artistic urge to write your characters being big ol' dorks in the middle of a steamy love scene. 000 0
Reposted by Kris CampbellJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/10/2026Asimov's trying to grab all the rights to @donatoarts.bsky.social's work is egregious but it's not in isolation, either. Other publishers are attempting other rights grabs and restrictions that they weren't doing a couple of years ago. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. Remember the power of "no." 1635687 356
Reposted by Kris CampbellCaleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Make art. Make bad art. Learn. Get better. Fuck AI. 1340109 340
Reposted by Kris CampbellJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 84077646 4.1K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thank YOU for sharing your art! They're like a delightful little daily treat. Good luck with the series, and keep up the great work! 010 1
Reposted by Kris Campbell🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gotta take my meds 14921164 921
Reposted by Kris CampbellLaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ai bros hate artists because deep down they know they have no goals, no dreams, & nothing that they truly love. It’s a dark void that eats & gnaws at them so they lash out at those that have that spark. All they want is to drag you down with them to prove that it’s all hopeless 141121289 1.1K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026:::tears his shirt off, and twirls it triumphantly over his head::: KNOBS! KNOBS! KNOBS! 010 1
Reposted by Kris CampbellMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6648521133 4.9K
Reposted by Kris CampbellJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try 414035662 4K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One fucking hour of sleep?! Are you SERIOUS?! 000 0
Reposted by Kris CampbellDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fiction leans on origin stories and I don't think we need them and often stories actually narrow rather than expand by doing them. 3516 51
Reposted by Kris CampbellDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was thinking how little I am interested in fiction explaining the backstory for trauma-related behaviors. Just let people have them. You don't need to tell us why they have them. This is in the context of Neagley not wanting to be touched. 101467 146
Reposted by Kris CampbellZeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff. 5449801920 5K
Reposted by Kris Campbellderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1137249617 7.2K
Kris Campbell @kriscerosaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/202643static.klipy.comFry from Futurama Blows Party HornALT: Fry from Futurama Blows Party Horn 000 0
Reposted by Kris CampbellKaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks. 201198364 1.2K
Reposted by Kris CampbellZito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 30/09/2026Hey gang I really hate to ask this, if no one wants or needs a commission thats fine but if you are fiscally able can you maybe spare some cash to help me and Kayce make rent? I would rather work for it but Rent's due Friday and I'm getting scared. ko-fi.com/zitoisneato/...ko-fi.comBuy Chris Zito a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Chris Zito today! 183135 135