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KrisBjornsen

@krisbjornsen.bsky.social
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Just a dude online. Existing. With a misconfigured sense of humor. This is where I come to shout nonsense into the void.

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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Being suck sicks. Not do recommend it.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I am not a complete idiot all the time. Just most of an idiot most of the time.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You ever get mad when you realize you are starting the last chapter of the book?
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Wife:"Why not put your laptop bag on the stool in the corner?" Me:"Because it can't fall off of the floor."
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The geographical center of Vietnam is in Laos, and the geographical center of Laos is in Thailand
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The "It's a photoshop"-brand family is proud to announce a new product line: "It's AI"! Still served with the same great "I can tell by the pixels" flavor.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Making a PB&J with the heels of the loaf is the inverse of an Uncrustable. Oops, All Crust!
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The day doesn't end at midnight. The day ends and the new day begins at about 3:30 AM. 2 AM is still yesterday.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
While you are out there, ticking boxes, I'll be over here, boxing ticks.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I love how, to an ambulance driver, the world isn't made up of roads. It's made of paths that take more or less time and are varying degrees of bumpy.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Text messages need to be schedulable. If I have a thought at 2 in the morning, I should be able to go 'Here's the message, but don't send it til a reasonable hour when humans are actually awake.' I don't want to wake you up with my random thoughts, but I'd love a response when we are both rational.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Two words for your next storyline; Monster farts.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
There are literally no rules saying that your New Year's Resolution can't be for evil.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Humans have lost far more value to expended time avoiding advertisements than those advertisements have ever added to the marketplace. The advertising market in general has been a net loss for humanity.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Any good dentist's office will have breath mints on the counter. Go ahead and grab a couple. They are not there for your benefit, but for the dentist. Be kind. Have a breath mint.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Relatable
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There's nothing quite like the first shower the morning after you sweat out a fever.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Chekhov's Gun is far and away more powerful than any Deus Ex Machina. And tastes better, too.
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@neildegrassetyson.com is it possible that the surface of an event horizon is the surface of a puddle of condensed liquid time? Could a factor in why the physics breaks down at extreme gravities be that time itself is beginning to condense to a more 'liquid' state?
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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KrisBjornsen @krisbjornsen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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