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Breaking stuff Part of @teamswitched.dev, @deltatraveler.vyletbunni.com and RIBBIT Professional at snapping Gamemaker in half pfp by @MarshieMonarch.bsky.social

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Blubelle @justablutoon.bsky.social · 23h
felt the need to post the whole thing
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AHHbbie @itsabbie.nekoweb.org · 21h
squidward chair meme template

squidward happy, looking to sit down: you find a cool port or mod for a game on github

squidward, tired looking: developer did not label AI usage and you just found out
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Pompom @pompombot.bsky.social · 22h
A human Loop and a continuation of this #isat #instarsandtime
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 23h
THE EVENT HAS CONCLUDED!!! We raised $2423.47 for RAINN! We didn't technically reach our goal, I suppose... but it's still a lot of money that we were able to raise! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!
NO FROGS SPITE-STREAM

WE RAISED $2423.47 FOR RAINN

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
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Shia ✨️ @shiamiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sketchtober Day 4
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 05/10/2026
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i used to own a og model 2ds that was semi-melted due to a chemical spill but i lost it in nyc literally RIGHT BEFORE covid hit
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 04/10/2026
Not Sarah but 1. It is indeed That Frog (later time because she already destroyed hers so another needs to be mailed for sacrifice) 2. Yes
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 04/10/2026
The No Frogs Spite-Stream is tomorrow at 2PM CT!!! Me and a few friends are gonna be playing some fun games (sort of freely floating through them, it's a surprise!), and we have a few incentives in place for certain milestones. Our goal is to raise $3,000 for RAINN! Hope to see you there!
NO FROGS SPITE-STREAM

GOAL: $3000
$1000 - Destroy Frog Plushie with Katana on Video (at a later time)
$2000 - Spamton is revived
$3000 - INTERDREAM Intro Preview (LIVE)

STRETCH GOAL: $10000
$7000 - Make mollystars read Homestuck ASAP
$10000 - INTERDREAM Catacombs Preview Teaser (LIVE)

Raising Money for RAINN
LIVE ON OCT 4, 2026 @ 2PM CT

twitch.tv/vyletbunni
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Basil Da Chefcario ΘΔ 🍳 @basildaaurachef.lucario.social · 04/10/2026
Need more developers making these decomps to take stances like this, so tired of lazy assholes vibe coding their decomps because they don't give a shit about their own product.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
here's some quotes
fish titties on tap says: lethargic am I a good mom?
boxing funny (lethargic) says: always, I am on my mother's team
fish titties on tap says: (sobbing emoji) LETHARGIC SO SWEET

lady buttbanger-windsor says: lethargic what's for lunch
gnome teaser 4 (lethargic) says: we offer crap for dessert. this shit is terrible

magami says: lethargic, how is snow made?
lethargic says: very well.

andrew garfield spidersman says: lethargic pick a letter
alphabet hater (lethargic) says: I hate letters

mibsy says: pretty fucking chatty today huh lethargic?
lethargic says: forgive me, mibsy?
lethargic says: of course, the words spell something, but that is unimportant >8O
mibsy: that is your whole philosophy of life, isn't it lethargic?
lethargic: YES
mibsy: I KNEW IT

lethargic says: youve been here before enough times to know how the chat works we talk about some things sometimes other things other times OwO
TNC: oh my god
lunaticfish: lethargic that is astute
lethargic: fuck all of you
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.
Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
	Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
	brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
	Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wallLethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
	Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
	Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 04/10/2026
I didn’t spot any exceptions
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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Ellie @elliewheezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You will not be told the purpose of your test today. We will not be told why you are performing it. To preserve the integrity of this triple-blind study, no one involved will have any idea why anyone is doing anything." - Announcer, Aperture Hand Lab
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my favorite gag in portal isn't any particular joke or bit. It's the continued treatment of "testing" as some vague, ephemeral idea. What are they testing exactly? Who knows. Who cares. You're testing. Do the test. Aperture needs to keep testing.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 03/10/2026
I'm going to guess this is gamemaker purely by the font
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TGH @tghsr.stream · 03/10/2026
Anything but to actually play a video game nowadays. Don't get this obsession to cheat to get to the end the fastest way positive. Why get into playing video games if you just want to cheat to get to the end of the game as fast as possible, it sounds miserable.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 03/10/2026
have you tried percussive maintenance
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🏳️‍⚧️ Helix @helix.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/10/2026
yeah i appreciate therun for calling attention to src's changes but beyond that i don't particularly trust them either, and i don't think they're the way forward for the community
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Marcel (Calmer) Mejia @calmer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Now seems like a fantastic opportunity to remind folks in hobbyist + special interest communities: Using #Discord servers as data repositories is (and has always been) an incredibly abysmal idea when it comes to preservation of information. Don't quite know what I mean by that? I'll go into it:
Young Link begins his journey in Ocarina of Time, peering into the deceptively large interior of the Great Deku Tree.
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therun.gg @therun.gg · 02/10/2026
SRC changed their terms of use yesterday, and released a news post with an FAQ. They make it sound like not a big deal. It's a big deal. The Creative Commons licence is gone. They claim ownership over the data now. Thread about what this means, and what we can do about it 🧵
Comparison of the old src terms and the new src terms
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 02/10/2026
they are yes, gonna need to connect the cable for the rest of this
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 02/10/2026
Just tried to do audio sync stuff without accounting for the relatively large delay my headphones have
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jb @jbc.lol · 02/10/2026
spoopy
my current avatar with the Witchsky logo as a hat
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Niko @meowing.zip · 02/10/2026
matrix reference
a message from jb that just reads "Update Fluxer to view this message."
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Qwepsii @qwepsii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the only #deltarune post that matters actually
Tumblr post by user "abandoned quiche" which states
"imagine ralsei finally comes out as trans and its a big moment and then at the end of the scene starwalker slides on screen and says "I will also            Transition"
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CALCINE @calcinedmeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if we use deltarune chapter 5’s logic of character merch=darkner of that character, it means a yoki npc could exist in the future because of temmie’s festival drawing sketch based on #escapedchasm #dwellersemptypath
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just an absolute shout out to everyone out there who helped manufacture doubt around the question of this guy being a Nazi, particularly after the Nazi salute.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
(although this reminds me I have a project I should finish that's tangentially related)
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
Since it was mentioned, Gamemaker doesn't really have hot-reloading by default, the closest we have right now is GMLive (community-made paid extension). yellowafterlife.itch.io/gamemaker-live
yellowafterlife.itch.io
GMLive.gml for GameMaker by YellowAfterlife
Code and asset live-reloading for GameMaker!
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bunnies rabbits @rabbitebooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update i am receiving word that pre-existing bunnies are being bunnies'd twice as much. i do not know what this means. my sources are refusing to elaborate
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undertaleforfree.com @undertaleforfree.com · 01/10/2026
beware... beware... for the spookiest time of them alls... brand new dog games available now... for free! have the scariest experiences of all times! undertaleforfree.com/creepyrun/
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
Yeah the saves are basically minimum effort to stop people from throwing them into a random online editor. Someone sent a screenshot of their save file and I immediately knew what is up lol.
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logic.png || buried in Puyos... @logicpng.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
continuing our Serial Mixed Media Experiments featuring: a bunch of translucent bookmark stickers. also miku 🩵 [ #HatsuneMiku #Vocaloid #Fanart #MixedMedia ]
Photo of a drawing of Hatsune Miku done in acrylic paints, surrounded by some webcore / dreamcore stickers. The background consists of a collage of vaguely mobile software looking stickers, and a layer of translucent bookmarks overlaying on top of them, Miku being drawn on top of these bookmarks.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
thank you for sharing
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@sophiedeergirl.bsky.social
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
I'll keep this in mind if I also decide to power 14 xboxes from a single power source.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
Don't really want to detail things in public but yeah it's trivial to work around if you know anything about how UTMT and the GM runtime works.
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
I was informed the Undertale RetroAchivements mod had some anti-re stuff done to it to deter cheating so naturally I got curious. 3/10, deters casual lookers who just try to open the thing in UTMT but took me less than 5 minutes to get around. I suppose that's the goal anyway.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
parallel n64 emulator with screen saying: "DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO 64! You were born in 2010. Super Mario 64 is not the game for you. Turn off the Nintendo 64.""
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Kevin Fagaragan 🔜 RoundHouse, Anime Magic Ink'd, MagFest @kevinfagaragan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deltarune ❤️
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
warning you get sleepy if stay up late
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 01/10/2026
power strip
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Kett‮ @racc.at · 01/10/2026
whats the best way to show people on bsky my sillies...
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I'm an issue @kris.gay · 30/09/2026
If you know you know
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eriiiii 🌙 @sereprism.cc · 28/09/2026
have babies considered getting good at tetris the grandmaster instead of watching cocomelon on the ipad
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35M-4T type "cat" model @esm.this-is-epic.space · 10/07/2026
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