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Miracle Fish

@krickums.bsky.social
188 followers 91 following 692 posts

Sucker for the word "shitbird".

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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I read this in my best Hank Hill voice and my husband started laughing. That's no small feat. Thank you!
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In a Primus shirt? Nah, she's the real deal.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please go take a nap. A long, long nap.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AWKWARD
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is this the first thing I had to see when I logged on today?
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, it was good while it lasted.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How many of them are, REALLY?
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cite your source. 😂
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Matt Bevin on the Monopoly "go to jail" card.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Those wig comments REALLY got to him.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
CTE?
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A nice Redditor made this for me.
Matt Bevin's face imposed on Uncle Moneypenny's as he is being drug to jail on the Monopoly Chance card. It says, "Do not pass go, do not collect $200"
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Matt Bevin's face imposed on Uncle Moneypenny's as he is being drug to jail on the Monopoly Chance card. It says, "Do not pass go, do not collect $200"
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today was a good day
Matt Bevin's face imposed on Uncle Moneypenny's as he is being drug to jail on the Monopoly Chance card. It says, "Do not pass go, do not collect $200"
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish i knew who this was so I could offer her my sincerest thanks.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The best food in the world.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh. My. God. Becky.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*raises hand*
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These are hanging here in Louisville
Mitch McConnell missing person sign hanging on a light pole in Louisville, Ky
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bumper sticker that reads "I love Bob Dylan harmonica solos"
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ho.Ly. Shit. This is fucking insane, and I say that often when he says stuff. He doesn't comprehend how susceptible our infrastructure is to cyber attacks and AI is only helping it get "better". This from the man who promised us "infrastructure week" his entire first term.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So good. Jack White and Chris Robinson.
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Jack White on Instagram: "Cover of Free's I'm a Mover with Chris Robinson from The Black Crowes. Chicago. Radius. 23 July 2026. #jackwhite #chicago #chrisrobinson #theblackcrowes Video by @davidja...
34K likes, 873 comments - officialjackwhite on July 23, 2026: "Cover of Free's I'm a Mover with Chris Robinson from The Black Crowes. Chicago. Radius. 23 July 2026. #jackwhite #chicago #chrisrobins...
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Such a great show. Glad to see they didn't play around.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm in Kentucky, a Democrat will not win a special election to replace him. Our governors are an anomaly.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thank you for protecting my Commonwealth!
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm so sick of this place. I need a break from these cockamamie schemes.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You have no idea how hospitals work.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The browner the better.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Time for another lawsuit.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death comes in threes...
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He just got done doing a jorts work out with Kid Rock and RFK Jr.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No, but someone put up a "turtle crossing" sign on the road. 🤣
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As someone who lives within actual walking distance from Mitch McConnell's Louisville home, I stopped by and talked to him today for 20 minutes. He laughed in my face and said he'd do it all again. 😕
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Twister Movie: Flying Cow Scene
Alt: Twister Movie: Flying Cow Scene
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th, America!
youtu.be
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
static.klipy.com
gif everybody panic stick figure photo: everybody panic oh-noes-everybody-panic.gif
Alt: gif everybody panic stick figure photo: everybody panic oh-noes-everybody-panic.gif
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers finally worked!!
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
DOZENS
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm Team Heat Index
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
More people at my son's wedding.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Kiss Kap Waving and Smiling
Alt: Kiss Kap Waving and Smiling
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Your wish was their command.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Damn, I thought it was a subreddit dedicated to smoking and watching TV. Then I realized I don't even watch TV so why am I disappointed?
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Drive faster
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Back from the dead to paint the Reflecting Pool, it's Paul Bearer.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Paul Bearer apparently came back from the dead to "paint" the Reflecting Pool and steal our tax money.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What's the difference between a skirt and shorts?
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Temu Mr. Belvedere
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My friend from France was so disappointed in us.
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Miracle Fish @krickums.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wasn't great at trig in college! 🤣 I don't think 3 decades has helped.
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