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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Charlie Kirk got way too much gum above his teeth. Looking like a mouth breather.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Why haven’t Arlette and BM posted a new pop the balloon or find love video yet? My Wednesday feels incomplete.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I know I try to be tough, but deep down, I just want people to find me funny. Ever since grade school when Lev said was as funny as I was likable, I’ve wanted crush others. Just laugh with me and I’ll be nicer. Laugh at me and it’s poison death.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Happy Saturday. I hope all is well world. Congratulations Premier Trump on your birthday and joining the family with the military parade. Just invade Greenland next and you are officially in the Authoritarian Club. Next you’ll lock up your own cabinet and administration members. This will be fun.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Too bad two men can’t procreate because the makeup sex between Premier Trump and Space Cadet Musk would certainly lead to procreation. But who would carry the baby to term?

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Even I didn’t know they were coming.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Those were toy planes they blew up. Not real ones. But also, it was not good look.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

What had happened to me? Nothing. I am same man as I always have been. Premier Trump is unfortunately having to face reality. Oh well.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I’m very tired today. Stayed up all night playing Fortnite. I’m not good. If they let me win in Fortnite I might stop war.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I could watch you feigning fellatio on Premier Trump all day. It was astounding.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Bing bong ya mother. Fuck the Knicks.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Premier Trump trying to explain to everyone all the things he has invented. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij1_...

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a very Norm Macdonald joke about bread

YouTube video by I Didn't Even Know He Was Sick

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

As an adult, everyone says how cute and handsome dogs are. But when I was young everyone said I was ugly because I had face like dog’s ass.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Congratulations to Alexander Ovechkin on goals scored. He’s now second all time, now behind only me. I average 8 goals per game.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

How long until Trump suggests we try the purge?

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I support Dumpy Trumpy’s use of deporting citizens. In Russia we just poison you or push you out window. Also, I’m still trying to end war (not).

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

In ordered new bride from America. She was tariff free.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I applaud Mike Johnson. He showing us all how much he and his party care about children once they’re born. Sacrifice everything for baby in womb. Out of womb, like my mother would say “You’re a day old. Get job freeloader.”

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

@tomjscott.bsky.social You seem smart. Like really smart. Come to Russia. We need more citizens who eat our mind slop.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If I get 500 followers I’ll go to peace negotiations naked.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

30 day pause. Yes. Resume war after. No. (But really yes). Vlad never lies.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Why do my bits get smaller when I work out. Mine get larger but a friend wants to know.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I’m going to dye my hair. What color should I do?

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Which country should we invade next? And don’t worry about those treaties? I shall break them.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Premier Trump, strength through belittling and public displays of fighting with allies. Even I cringe for American and Ukrainian people.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Please make AI video of Premier Trump kissing my feet.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Yes Premier. Zelensky is dictator. He started war. These are not the things I want Premier Trump to say but they are being said.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Premier Trump so smart. He give me what I want. I thank him. I look forward to showing little brother the way.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I didn’t even pay JD Vance to speak like that and I couldn’t have asked for a better speech. A true warrior of democracy.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Premier Trump vows to being me to negotiating table. Okay. I’ll sit and get a free meal. Then go back to what I was doing. Maybe tell him meal is tasty so I get another in the future. Then back to taking over Ukraine. Also, PM of Poland is Donald Tusk. Is that what we should now call Donald Trump?

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Id say you should call Elon Musk President Unelect but he’d like it too much. How about ugly tubby wubby? Or TechNO King.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I see Premier Trump is finally openly embracing America’s imperialist past and present again. Taking over Greenland, Iceland, and Palestine. I look forward to the race to capture more land. 🇬🇪 you will be next.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Let us negotiate Premier Trump. Best negotiator. You will certainly have me bent over a barrel (lol). I won’t know what to do when you offer me a deal I don’t like and can’t wiggle out of. Oh I remember. I’ll still do what I want.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

People keep calling me a fascist. It may be true but please be politer about doing it. It’s hard work being cold with no soul. Hopefully Hell will keep me warm once I pass.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I wonder how many times in the last week Premier Trump has asked ICE to deport Barack Hussein Obama only to be told he’s a citizen and then replying “Oh yeah? Then let me see his birth certificate.”

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Hello world. I hope you are all having a peaceful day. And to America, I paid NFL and Roger Badell to have Mr. Mahomes win so America can lose their minds. The Bills like Ukraine. Forever losers.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Elon Musk is about as funny as when you step in dog shit barefoot. He sounds like he uses AI to write his jokes and without his money he’d just be a creepy old man hitting on women far too young. This is a compliment in Russia.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Whole world forget about Syria. How convenient for me.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I am never scared of Premeir Trump. I just have to tell him he has big hands and I’ll take half of Ukraine and he’ll give me what I want.

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President of Russia @kremlinrussiae.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I hope the US also withdraws from WHY. It’s a dangerous question to ask. Just as WHO was but it’s no longer allowed in America.

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