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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#SundayMorning Brought to you by Planet Earth. Over 4 billion years in the making
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our city council and County board of supervisors have always had their hands out and their heads up their asses.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They did until the city dried out the river and they all died in little oxygen starved pools. Every spring there’s a river through town. Then the water gets diverted to so many different water companies with strong ag ties. And the river/fish pay the price.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not if you’re into egg bred chickens. Fresno uses produce for currency?
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bakersfield ❤️
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bakersfield ❤️
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My parents had this phone
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And if I remember right lead in the gas was to keep the metal parts from pinging. Or something like that. Or maybe I just got too much lead on the brain.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Mustang recommends 91. So I use that. But all other vehicles I used 87. Putting higher octane in a vehicle doesn’t give it anymore power. I’m glad I didn’t post Listerine
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those would be fighting words. Keithy Weithy is what I heard a lot of. No idea what a weithy is
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You had me at hex. No idea what it is now. And DDT? Don’t Do Toxins. 🧐
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SundayMorning Brought to you by Planet Earth. Over 4 billion years in the making
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Which is why the ad didn’t last long
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ItsHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ItsHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you make them a contractual personal door dash delivery person they likely won’t expect a tip. Unless they have a basket. Then they might be Door Dash for Jesus.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Matt Colville's Adorable Excitement
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dang. What are the coincidences. I’m still waiting on my Taco Bell 🔔
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#ItsAlmostHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SundayMorning Brought to you by Planet Earth. Over 4 billion years in the making
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#ItsAlmostHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe that’s why they aren’t around anymore. Lousy branding. I think you’re right on both accounts.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ItsAlmostHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bakersfield ❤️
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ours are kind of old so it’s a heated blanket. But don’t be holding on them
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s properly propped
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rodents are notorious for meth thefts in Bakersfield
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They got Snoop Dog down but the other looks like Mickey Roark
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Cat Reaching Out of Cage
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When God closes a door it might be chilly or he doesn't want to hear the neighbors arguing.
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#ItsAlmostHere
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bakersfield ❤️
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KRAZY KEITH RULES @krazykeithrules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ItsAlmostHere
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