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Not funny ha-ha, funny peculiar.

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Sublight Games @sublightgames.com · 04/10/2026
Repost this image if trans people should have access to hypersonic transorbitals
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've tried getting the term Christophy to go viral but I can't get any traction and my wife just cries all day.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons providing a poor valuation of Bart's animation cel which consists of a single cartoon arm.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen a Chris Weston Dredd before. So good!
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ezquerra's Dredd is like a force of nature, which is great for the epic stories, but I like Cliff Robinson's Dredd. Something spit-and-sawdust about him; always seems like a guy wearing a uniform, rather than the uniform being part of him.
Judge Dredd as drawn by Cliff Robinson.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alt text aside, I can't believe you left out Judge Dredd, especially on his own day!
Judge Dredd from the comic 2000AD. Not that Judge Dredd, the other one.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn that's a good Dredd.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, it says it's exploitative right there on the cover. Still funny though.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Presuming it's pronounced "zeld-WAAAAH".
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same, man, same.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My local library used to loan out laminated posters back in the 80's, which is kinda weird, thinking about it. I definitely borrowed that one at some point.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alucard fumbling the speech from Symphony of the Night.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God, no-one did such a fleshy grotesque like Hicklenton.
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Mike Becker @mikejbecker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sinestro Corps 2026
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not much better comics-wise than multitudes of weird Green Lantern Corps members.
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Mike Becker @mikejbecker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Green Lantern Corps 2026
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was going to say Mord is the Median Voter, but I think he'd be too smart to put up with that crap.
Mord from Game of Thrones - smarter than the Median Voter?
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Martin Prince from the Simpsons being comedically dismissive of the two major conflicts of the 20th century, rather than the oeuvre of Ray Bradbury as per the original broadcast.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh that sucks so much! I loved his run on X-Factor back in the '90's.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw the Zoo TV tour in Melbourne in 1993 and Lemon just absolutely shimmered live. They've only ever performed it live like ten times.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that an Angel Attack?
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And those two films were The Empire Strikes back and Caravan of Courage.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a secret theory that Green Lantern as a concept solely exists for artists to draw double page spreads of weird alien designs, but I'm not sure how that would translate to TV.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Edward Bear and Piglet are walking in the snow. Piglet makes an oblique reference to the theme from Enterprise and Bear says to skip intro.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry Ethan, but $200 is $200.
Crying Wesley Snipes from New Jack City as an analogy of my sadness at killing Ethan Hawke for $200 from Women's Day.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Pikachu! I choose you!" "Mr Roberts, from number 6 down the road! I choose you"
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*tips hat* m'onster
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ruin a film by adding a medical condition: Toy Story Fournier Gangrene. (IYKYK, don't recommend googling.)
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So annoyed about Perpetual Grace, but at least I can accept where it ended in a *squints* kinda Infinite Jest way.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A Regency actor from Blackadder 4 claims the bloodlines of the murder and the vastness of the bosom are justified artistically.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Beavis and Butthead, having climbed the wall into a nudist colony, are stunned into an existential silence upon viewing their first real life female bosoms.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Geordie no: TNG Ferengi nonsense. 
Geordie yes: DS9 Ferengi Nonsense.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tuvix heroically goes to his death, though seriously, surely he could have been saved by transporter hijinxs.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't believe there's no Tuvix, what a fucking ripoff
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This strip lives rent free in my head and every year or so, I seek it out to marvel at its incredible beauty.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If the guitarist in the hardcore band looks like this then you're about to die in that mosh pit.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Playing Dark Souls 2, so I'm chillin' in Majula.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you invaded me at the Iron Fortress in DS2 about an hour or so ago in the Hexer's set with the Crypt Blacksword, thanks for letting me pick up my souls. Very sporting!
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Pod, Pure Guava, Chocolate and Cheese, the run when I was mid teens.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Have to add Bone Machine on the end. You can't drop Swordfishtrombones from the start either, so it'll just have to be a four album run.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like what they did with Helen of Troy, such a great beauty.
A female Rimmer clone from the Red Dwarf episode, Rimmerworld. "Avert your eyes from her great beauty."
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why dig graves? I'm sure you could find one of these capable of handling, ahem, larger samples...
Advert for the Polytron mouse homogeniser that reduces a mouse to a soup like homogenate in 30 seconds. Nice.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh god, you're absolutely right.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dark Souls 2 has the best summons and invaders. A special "fuck you" to Maldron the Assassin. I'd love to know whose idea he was.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nah, probably mycology.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He is, but it's a PhD.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dredd (2012) was great, but this type of story is why a Dredd series would have been even better.
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poop roquette @krapmissile.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel Clancy Brown would be great in a Muppet Movie. No idea what role he'd have in Nosferatu though.
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