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___Kraig___

@kraig.bsky.social
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I don't need to provide amusement or enjoyment. I don't need to receive any amusement or enjoyment. I'm completely fine with that. Because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. It's just a complete waste of fuckin' time.

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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. They broke up the Chandler/Joey dynamic, replaced it with a far weaker one with Chandler & Monica and then, to give Joey any kind of relevance, dumbed him down to a level that would have required state intervention. Everything from season 6 onwards was a fucking slog.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good. He can retire from international duty then and we can stop worrying about him being overplayed. Win win.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Birthday! Wait till you start hitting the ages of unknown youth players getting a run out in the league cup like myself. Then you'll start feeling your age!
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be fair, the writing stayed pretty sharp throughout its 11 (ignoring the remake obviously). Maybe season 8 onwards lost some of the spark (could argue that Niles & Daphne getting together took something away. Like when they split up Joey & Chandler when he hooked up with Monica ruined Friends).
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I genuinely believe that Frasier is the greatest sitcom ever made and these two were a massive part of it.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a good job Benny Blanco has comments limited on his Instagram, cos that Gyokeres clip would be getting LIT UP otherwise.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"He's 28 until he's 29".
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically the records I always go back to.
my9albums.com
My 9 albums
In Utero, Opposites, Nevermind and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantastic goal. We do have some absurdly talented players.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. I’ve been so much more chilled.its been nice. Can’t wait to be a raging wreck at 12:30 on Saturday!
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
***Whispers it quietly*** I've quite enjoyed not getting angry about football for the last 3 weeks...
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You misspelt shot.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Andrew Griffith speech was one of the most soulless and charisma-less speeches I have ever heard. Like if Liz Truss actually became the lettuce she lost to and it became sentient.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MVP and checkout.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah that sounds incredible!
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which place? We’ve mentioned a few. Haha.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We gave the country that let ‘She’s So Lovely’ by Scouting For Girls make the top 10 in the charts a vote on remaining or leaving the EU. We got everything that was coming to us.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels insulting to fucking idiots to call her a fucking idiot. There has to be another level of cretin that people like this poisonous, deluded, hateful cunt can be pigeon holed into.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t tell if it’s him being him, or if he genuinely fucked up. Either way, I’m already all in. Brilliant television.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Think you’ll be seeing Eze or Madueke well before that’s even considered by Arteta.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things we knew already but now have complete confirmation of. Richard E Grant is a fucking legend.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Long may it continue. Although i personally enjoyed last nights wild card game far more…
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which is why I’m a fat cunt.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been saying for days that I don’t think the PL will have the minerals to really follow through. Once political pressures and general financial pressures are exerted on the league, they’ll fold.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was always coming. Burnham hopefully will realise that he isn’t mayor of Manchester anymore, but his point about their investment in the area is valid. However, it doesn’t make it right. It’s just another arm of sportwashing.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
City and their “sponsors” trying to lean on the Premier League. Here comes to the political and social pressures of state ownership…
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This bit. Every fucking time. Just got me again.
static.klipy.com
Jerry Maguire: You Are My Kwan Ambassador
ALT: Jerry Maguire: You Are My Kwan Ambassador
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there a film that makes you emotional every time you watch it? One of mine, weirdly, is Jerry Maguire. The last twenty minutes makes me weep like an anime character every single time!
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always remember the Coquelin game away against City (late Giroud winner) and we finally thought we’d got our defensive midfielder we were crying out for. Then everything after that game came…
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gus Fring Says 'Do It' with a Smile
ALT: Gus Fring Says 'Do It' with a Smile
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not trying to put on a tin foil hat and start talking about “chem trails”, but this “terror attack” that was thwarted sure sounds very false flaggy…
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, he was getting booed off the pitch by the fans at the time. Doesn't excuse it (and I wanted him fucking dead that day), but can kind of understand it. He also really turned it around under Arteta and deserves credit for that.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many of these I agree with in terms of hating them as players (due to being shit), but I am talking about hating them as people too. Gallas is/was a fucking awful cunt for example. Partey is rapist scum. Almunia always came off as a right arrogant cunt considering how fucking terrible he was.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, but I'm talking about not liking them as people either. We've had loads of shit players, but there are probably only a few who were both shit and cunts.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aren't all their sponsors just them anyway?
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arsenal players I hate - A thread;
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that's fair. As I say, from my side, I hated him for being fucking terrible, but, with Gallas especially, I hated the person he was.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah that's fair. Hard to feel attached to an ex-United player who was by that stage utter turd.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I know what you mean about not feeling like the right fit. We'll always have that header at Highbury vs United though.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any particular reason?
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, they could be singing 'My Old Man...' so we should probably all count ourselves lucky at this stage.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, #5 for obvious reasons.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure if I disliked Mustafi. He was fucking terrible, but i don't think it meant I didn't like him. Just hated seeing him play for us. Seeing Gallas or Almunia play for us made me want to vomit.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw highlights of Arsenal 2 - Man Utd 4 at Highbury from 2005 the other day and had completely forgotten that Almunia both played & dropped clangers in that game. It got me thinking. Arsenal players who you just never liked. Even when they were playing for us. Almunia & Gallas for me, Clive.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait until they start singing ‘North London Forever’ on repeat instead of sleeping…
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agree with that. They do not deserve the accolades of success.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deep down, I think it will hurt them. They’ll know that it’s got an asterisk.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just confirming. Haha.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m fairly certain I know this is sarcasm, but please just confirm this for me.
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You have to feel sorry for the Man City players and fans”. Why? They know they’ve cheated. They didn’t care. Fuck em. Every last one of them.
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