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Kyle L

@kpleopold.bsky.social
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Hipposaurus, or Dinopotamus?

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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 2h
Well, compost, anyway.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 3h
Ex fiancée. I’m betting the Greece thing was done to keep her quiet. Play nice and you can have a cushy job.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 10h
Nono, it comes with a free coffee. Which you hand over. You were being thoughtful, really.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 10h
Strictly for reading erotica, of course.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 11h
Little known fact, this is actually an example of “practical effects”. The apple seems to hover mid-air, but in reality the person behind the apple has a popsicle stick firmly clenched in his teeth while the other end has been jammed into the fruit.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 11h
So far as I can tell, nobody’s accused Tallarico of fucking couches, so I think he’s still ahead.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12h
They were just roommates until then?
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12h
Hush, child. ; )
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 22h
*pats*
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 23h
@ladydragensong.bsky.social Pertinent to your interests
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She’ll be given a soft landing at some tv “news” show or a think tank or something. Look at what’s-his-pedophile from Florida, Gaetz or whatever? Now at OAN.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He did get beat up by a goose, tho. Sophia Loren, maybe?
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*Cory Doctorow wearing a bucket hat appears on the other side of a high fence, only the top half of his face is visible*
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, my impression of Halsin is “persistent lech.” Didn’t mind the Hot Topic reject abducting him at all.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*staples sign to phone pole* “Have you seen this Sad Puppy?”
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fork over an extra $100, you can use the *gold* toilet!
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think I’m starting to see how the “entire truck of rice” thing happened. Anticipating WHERE IS MY COFFEE becoming the new WHY IS IT STILL HERE
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jenny Draper (London tour guide, historian, author) made a video about public executions about a year ago. She discusses the practices, effects, and attitudes toward executions over the years. m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0r...
m.youtube.com
Would You Watch A Public Execution?
YouTube video by J. Draper
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe if it had a Taco Bell in there…
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Adding to the ambiance!
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Turkeys 1 Pigs 0
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We got by before the Miga oracle got posted, we can manage for a while until it returns.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, found one. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmun...
m.youtube.com
Retirement Home for Sports Stars 2000 Commercial with Barkley, Ditka, Holyfield | Charles Schwab
YouTube video by CRT Afterglow
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1) This is how I found out 2) I remember him in a series of commercials in the 00’s for some sort of retirement/financial services, with like Barry Sanders and a few other pro athletes.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are there enough of them who want to keep the industry afloat so political donations keep coming in/who believe this will solve all our problems and are sunk cost fallacied up to their eyebrows/DoD needs it/are afraid of losing world dominance? ~shrug~
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not arguing with either of you, but the powers that be are not as strongly tethered to facts or reality. (They think AI is awesome, of course they aren’t)
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not saying a bailout would work or it’s a good idea, but do you trust this administration? If nothing else, I think they would at least try to bail them out, which is maybe a slightly different proposition.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If nothing else I could see someone making an argument based on national security/competition w China reasons why we needneedneed to save the industry. And NatSec tends to short circuit a lot of critical thinking.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because the people running the US government now are either A) completely bought in to the hype of AI, sorry, SI *gag* or B) have completely sold out to the tech broligarchs or C) both. As such, they’ll try to keep it going, or at least make sure someone else (the public?) is holding the bag.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bill Hicks has been gone almost as long as he was alive.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You MONSTER.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a Blair Witch fan?
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which version?
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marino played in the league for 16 years and is currently #8 on the all time td list. Dude threw 48 tds in 1984, and it was 20 years until anyone could match that. Keep in mind, defenses used to be able to maul receivers back in the day. He was, indeed, all that.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Works for Green Bay. *nods in Cheesehead*
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For the last time, pot gummies are Not Vitamins.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweets from user Classy Warfare

“The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November”

“I calling on the Klaus regime to return to the borders agreed upon in the Black Friday Agreement”
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuckers (porn parody)
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We used to be a country. (Negl, there was a time in the long long ago when I’d be down for it)
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chatbot told me not to come chatbot told me not to come claude said, that’s not the way to have fun, son
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From the Simpsons:
A message flashed onto a TV during an episode of Itchy and Scratchy 

“Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet”
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You thought you had your hands firmly on a smoking gun, but really it was just a steamy poo.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What face do you make when you do it on purpose?
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the media companies are controlled by Big Mammal.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always get mine from the local high school band fundraiser.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Say hi to any Muppets you see for me.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A doink should be worth 1 point, regardless of whether the ball makes it through or not. Double doink is worth two .
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, he is an authority on bribery.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m waiting for the sequel, Spermnado.
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Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choke you to death with your own receipt, gottit.
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