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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m curious what a journalist’s response would be if they were ever asked if they’ve seen the president fall asleep in the Oval Office.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know there are board rooms at full of people at major employers trying to decide if they should start calling it SI now.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What an opportunity for another Bozo dubbed over video
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Would love to see a video of him getting out of that car.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And the winner of the 2026 PGA Championship, Aaron Rai.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Got Em Lmao - Mind Blown Reaction
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They want to kavanaugh stop you at the polls long enough for the polls to close.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I mean, have you seen what Iran has been wearing?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There’s a robot behind him too
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love to reminisce with my friends: “man do you guys Super Bowl XX? The Chicago Bears were certified as the winners while the New England Patriots were the converse of that”
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Check out these big alpha men, who are paid to have opinions, having big alpha men opinions
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if he votes to not raise rates, but the rest of the committee does?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Michael Jordan Shrug Imitation - The Last Dance
ALT: Michael Jordan Shrug Imitation - The Last Dance
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It was 18 and pretty soon it’ll be zero….heard that before
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What a fucking sack of shit he is
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ice on ice crime?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Like gutting the data centers and turning them into prisons or private schools
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is he doing a tiktok dance?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The news is so big we have to wait til Thursday?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He’s been dead for several hours and Mitch McConnell has yet to say anything about it. Shame.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look at his elbow and ruin your day
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t imagine calling anyone who is supposedly recovering in the hospital and then keeping them on the phone for 20 minutes to talk about politics.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kinda sounds like a Tim Robinson sketch
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That’s Del Griffith
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Do people who shake his hand end up with makeup all over themselves?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We’re a couple days away from “I purposely painted it American Flag Blue so that it would turn into Money Green”
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
youtu.be/OAi7-8vm9RU?...
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The Worst Wrestler in The World | The Characters: Tim Robinson | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ted practiced this zinger in the mirror all night and then came out today and dunked it right through the basketball ring.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Prepare to cover Fox News all morning tomorrow talking about how the NYC crowd booed the anthem.
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Time for a petting zoo in the outfield
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can do damage as “acting.” Daddy D likes “acting”
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pretty soon he’ll say there wasn’t even an island
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Never Forget
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Does that legislative option start with an “i” and end in “mpeachment?”
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No one ever asks “like what? What’s he been right about?”
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They’ve looked like this since he went missing over Labor Day, right? It’s now Memorial Day, how long do hands look like this before other stuff happens?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
$1.8 billion to Back (beating) the Blue
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
$1.1 million for a tourist visit, you mean
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yeah, but Biden ate ice cream cones and Harris had a weird laugh
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He’s gonna go turn his flag upside down now
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can Virginia now go about it the same way they did in Texas, Florida, etc.? Just do it without a vote?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Sometimes straits get closed and the oil doesn’t show up
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Giving money to his prison friends?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hmm I wonder what he refused to do
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Who is the dean in his analogy? Is it the president?
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
cool man
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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a man in a plaid shirt looks down with a serious look on his face
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp
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kpatrick13.bsky.social @kpatrick13.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Iran should just license its name and have someone else do it
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