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Johnathan Weller

@kozu1.bsky.social
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John, what.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tribute.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh wow a full KJ update! This all looks sublime, Antigua looks heavenly. Happy to see you winning out there 😄 Gunner is still very cute, what a good boy.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They sowed the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The wraith hand of species richness? 😂
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The face of someone who's ready to Prep the Shit out of something 💪
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I have long thought Blair was an idiot but this is next level. He's completely lost any semblance of the plot. We really have to stop giving this old vampire the time of day. He's just a corrupt and antiquated corporate parasite.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That's all I've been able to call him since I first laid eyes on the slimey little shit stain
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I haven't the slightest clue who that is and I consider myself to be almost terminally online so I think this might be a sign Hank.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
These people probably think an oxymoron is something you put in your washing machine though. You could go mad trying to understand them. As far as I see it, the long and short of it seems to be that he makes them feel better about themselves and their own shortcomings as people.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Better than any fish with notions
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm just flattered I still count as a young adult in this graph. I would also not consider myself to be happy though. I think the reasons are too complex for a single message but I agree algorithms have a lot to do with it.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Oh god, don't give them ideas 😂
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A good man with good sense! Everything that can be done to keep them out must be done.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Yeah but they just aren't as cool because we are used to them. Birds are cool but not dinosaur cool, hecc the theropods.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Another thing to blame chistianity for I would say. In prehistory the fertility godesses and a lot of idealised forms are depicted as rather round, (Fat even, in the stone age) as they do appear to be still in many indigenous cultures.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I like this idea, I look forward to seeing it in action.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Heresy! Witchcraft! Abomination!
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Yes.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
you've got like an hour and 20 before stream, it's fiiiine.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Always the dumbest fragile little men. Congratulations on the doctorate and also on that fit! Very swish.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your post is the unhelpful thing here. Your party, your elected government is openly discussing literally robbing refugees as official policy and you're busy worrying about policing the words used to decry this barbarism. Your priorities seem rather mixed up
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It's bloody well on the way! What're they going to do next, pull the fucking gold crowns out of their teeth? this is nazi shit. Stealing the gold from refugees is monstrous behaviour. That reform would be worse is not a legitimate defence for this lunacy.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I aspire to be as wholesome as that dude.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don't like doughnuts anyway but I would try those.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It's great! I love the little octopus! Some of those Legion models look hella fiddly! cool though
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
ooh you did a great job on the lil dude!
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
S'alright I got pulled up by the damn americans for having 'too many socks' in my luggage. They don't need a 'good' reason
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I never ate baked beans in the US but beans on toast is the meal of kings back home and you all recoil in horror when you hear it. SO, while I don't know if our beans are sweeter than yours, I reckon they are probably better 😂
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
He's not smart enough to be either but Hess
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
One day I'll unwisely drag this crumbling body up that rock 😂
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I choose to believe they are sighs of contentment like 'mmmm yesss this is the life' 😂 My old boy was always a dramatic windbag too, the biggest huffs from a little body.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
fuck yeah
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I love the museums but they'd still be great somewhere else. You could just use the word 'their'
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I was tired of life long before I ever set foot in that wretched, spikey, concrete hellscape. Personnaly I prefer 'When a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, he's tired of life' - Terry Pratchett
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I don't visit London often, can't stand the place but even I noticed on my last visit that my skin wasn't being flayed from me at quite the rate it used to be.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
She's the dumbest conservative leader I've ever seen and the competition is stiff but she still takes the lead.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Christ, I know it is in Texas which has many drawbacks but that places looks glorious, wasted on Texans.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You've fucked it at the first hurdle. I'm not joining any party that has Adnan Hussein or indeed the other members of the independent alliance in important positions. Their views are entirely inconsistent with a party of rights and equality for all as this party claims to be. Rotten from the core.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I don't know why we're playing games with them. They should get a verbal warning as they approach. The very second that plane crosses into NATO airspace they should be fired upon idgaf. The Turks did it on the Syrian border and the Russians soon learnt to stay out.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Those look amazing! I would honestly hesitate to eat them just because they look so cool.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Bask in the sun like the glorious lizard you are! Have a great time friend <3
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I swear there seems to be more of these dribblers about than ever. I guess they are just emboldened by the elevated status of idiots in the world currently but I do wish they would scurry back beneath their rocks already.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Happy Birthday Knoives!
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This fantasy setting will have been scraped and regurgitated from someones very real work at least from the AI's understanding of what it should look like. As to the proportion of AI pixels for me at least, if 30% of an onion is rotten, it is a rotten onion and I don't want it.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It's a decent image for AI but ethically you are a man of means and can afford an artist who could do a better job whilst supporting human artistry. AI is seemingly inevitable but I object to it taking the joy of creativity and artistry from us more than anything.
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Veggie tour! Veggie tour!
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This is all so disgustingly cute, I'm so happy for you! You deserve it ❤️
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Much love to you friend. I had a rough brain too but it has mostly relented now, hopefully it passes swiftly for you too ❤️
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Johnathan Weller @kozu1.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I'm afraid your stuck with a community consolation prize, friend. ❤️
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