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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
xeriscaping my ass
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Senate Hopeful Emocrat Says Tattoo "Going to Be a Maze"
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
do you find the "piss pig" lifestyle intriguing? tell us why.
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ok this isn't cool. they told me i could remain anonymous
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don’t think the Epoch Times would want to be associated with Xi Jinping
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
El Kabong was Hanna-Barbera’s Cornholio
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
if you like songs about being under or up on places you really can't go wrong with the drifters
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
if there's one thing we've learned from the past 10-15 years, it's that easy access to opioids is probably no big deal
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and as a bonus, they're both words i learned from bugs bunny
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
my gender is oganesson. it's completely synthetic and has a half life of .7 milliseconds
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
君の名は。("Your Name.") (2016)
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i heard a conflicting report that he was going to recite michael richards' bit from the laugh factory
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
jenkem ring
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
writing a romantasy booktok darling called "spiders" and the list of tropes is "spiders" and guess what happens when you open the book
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this one's up there for sure
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i can't believe they left out Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this is just advanced morgellons
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
making a gimmick letterboxd account where every review claims the film is an allegory for repressed homosexuality
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
got an advent calendar from my cat that's just dead mice in progressive stages of decomposition
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
5 Seconds of Summary Judgment
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
guy who thinks "the lion sleeps tonight" is an early example of jungle music
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i cum like a water balloon with a hole poked in it
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i probably think of this tweet at least once a month
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“What’s up?” Oh thanks for asking. I’m making a smell out of my ass that’s like the bottom of a garbage can.
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"what happened to the antique louis XV chair from 1852?" "oh, you mean my gooning chair?
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
wife caught me snacking on the flavored condoms again
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
the new pope seems promising but I’m not sure how this will go over
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A Mrs Dalloway comes across the sky.
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
very carefully
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
this kind of walkable, mixed-use urbanism is literally illegal to build in most American cities
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
‪no you cannot have free feet pics.‬ and 27 others liked your post
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
getting the shakes and sweating because I can't say a racial slur
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
[ZZ Top voice]
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
a big reason why final fantasy 7 holds up is the lessons we can learn from its characters Cloud: be yourself and you can save the world, even if you're nobody special Tifa: inner strength is as important as physical strength Barret: you can solve your problems by attaching a giant gun to your arm
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
used to get my hair cut at a barber shop that had transparent plastic windows in their aprons. it was probably so people could look at their phone during their haircut, but my first thought was that it was there to prevent people from jacking off surreptitiously
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
they should invent a type of jail that you can do from home. heh, that's pretty good. [holds ice pack up to black eye where wife's boyfriend clocked me] owwwie
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Due to an Abbott and Costello-esque misunderstanding of “Nuuk” during the U.S.-Denmark Greenland negotiations, we all have 90 seconds to find underground shelter
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a being such as garfield could only have arisen through an intelligent creator. and odie? a vile creature, who could only exist by the hand of Satan
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
diarrhea
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
following nearly 300,000 accounts and beaming psychic damage into my eyes a la clockwork orange and giving myself a new type of TBI
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
now introducing the new Ford Bubungo. the Ford Bubungo SUV is the car that's as adventurous as you are. Ford Bubungo: it'll tane you anywhere you want to go.
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
doing Fairytale of New York at karaoke and adding in a bunch of anti-Irish slurs so people know I disapprove of the homophobic one
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🚨 🚨 UH OH 🚨 🚨 CUMGRESS 🏛️😩 couldn’t 🙅‍♂️FINISH🙅‍♀️ and it’s time 📅😬 for a government 👀🤩🤩SLUTDOWN 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵 your FEDS with BENEFITS ✅✅😩👀 NEED somewhere to 🤠 SHACK 🏠🫣 👍👉THEY👈 are 🫠FURLOUGHED 👎🤒but 🙇YOU 💁‍♀️ can get 🤔🫣 FUR-LAID 🫃😤 📩SEND📫😎THIS😜 to 1️⃣0️⃣ 🗿HOES 🇺🇸 with 💸GUARANTEED BACKPAY💰🤑for 🤣🤣GUARANTEED🥰 BACKSHOTS 🤩🤩😍
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
my boss: are you looking at porn? me: i'm microdosing it. i'm looking at a titty pic here and there to make myself more productive throughout the workday. it's giving me no more than a quarter- or semi-on at any given time.
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
lawyer wearing a light-up christmas sweater that starts playing “jingle bell rock” as his client is taken into custody to serve 1-15 years in prison
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ghostse.cx @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
oh, a large account that won't follow me back? maybe if i started posting like sephiroth you'll change your tune
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