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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

This is why I am single............

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Mystical and magical Perth, WA on a foggy Thursday.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Mr De-Di playing the MOTD tune in Mauritius.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

G'day from WA. Sorrento beach today near Perth.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Perth City, WA at night from Down Under!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Have you seen this band? Combination of the Specials and The Beat. I saw them in Fremantle, WA.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

This is where my cat prefers to lie between my legs every night.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Western Australia has some amazing scenery too!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Bluebottle: Why don't you..why don't you open the door? Eccles: Okay, I'll ..how do you open the door? Bluebottle: You turn the knob on your side. Eccles: I haven't got a knob on my side.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: How long have you been down here? Eccles: Oooh! I have kept a record. I scratched every day on the wall. Seagoon: You've only scratched six days to a week. Eccles: Yup! Don't believe in working on Sundays!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Eccles: I'm the coalman. Seagoon: The coalman? But it's 3 in the morning. Eccles: Never too late to be a coalman. Seagoon: After you delivered coal you're supposed to go back to the cart. Eccles: You mean I shoulda let go of the sack? Seagoon: Yes. Eccles: But they said they were giving me the sack?

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: The creature was wearing a mini coal sack. Both feet in one army boot and a coal scuttle on his head. He must be one of ours! What are you doing down here? Eccles: Everybody got to be somewhere. Seagoon: Yes, but who are you? Eccles: Ohhh, da hard ones first hey?

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Bloodnock: Now, this uniform goes back to Moss Brother's tomorrow. Singhiz-Thing: yes, sir, but there's a deposit....there is a deposit on it. Bloodnock: Oh! that'll brush off, don't worry about that.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Minnie: What's the weather like out? Crun: I can't see for all this snow coming down. Minnie: I think we better lock up for the night, Hen. Crun: Yes, only an idiot would come out on a night like this. FX: Knock. Knock. Door opens - Gale - Wind. Eccles: Hellooo. I'm the famous Eccles!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Bloodnock: It's my mortal enemy, the Red Bladder. Go away, Bladder and find your own TV series! Red Bladder: Bloodnock! you coward! Bloodnock: What? He can't call me a coward and get away with it! Red Bladder: You big coward! Bloodnock: He got away with it!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Minnie: Where are you, Henry? Henry: I'm in the new Easy Rider piano, Min. Minnie: Which...which piano are you in Henry? Henry: It's the mahogany, lattice-fronted, iron-framed upright. Serial no. 935427B. Minnie: Ohhh! They don't write numbers like that anymore!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: I say. What are you doing with that camera? Bluebottle: I have got certain unsavoury snaps of your bloomers. Seagoon: What? What? But I have to wear them, you see, that's protocol. Bluebottle: Oooh! what have you been eating?

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: Bluebottle, you little devil! What were you doing up my trousers? Bluebottle: A man has to do what he has to do! And I did it over there. Seagoon: Come out of my trousers at once, you spotty Herbert. Bluebottle: My name is not Herbert. I am James Bottle, 007 and 3 quarters.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; O'Brien: Man, I don't like this place. I'm frightened! Seagoon: Silly fellow, there's nothing to be frightened of. LOUD SCREAM. O'Brien: What you say? Seagoon: I said there's nothing to be frightened of. O'Brien: Then what you doing up that tree? Seagoon: It makes me look taller!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: Why have we stopped, O'Brien? O'Brien: I think the horse must be tired, sir. Seagoon: Why? O'Brien: He's got his pyjamas on!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Moriarty: Ahhhhh!....I tell you, there is a curse on the house of Moriarty! Seagoon: What is it? Moriarty: The Hampstead Building Society!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Bloodnock: You can't come in. I'm in the bath. Seagoon: What are you doing in the bath? Bloodnock: I'm watching television. Seagoon: What's showing? Bloodnock: Nothing my dear fellow - I've got a towel around me.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Grytpype: Ned when you were discharged from HM forces as a first class Twit you were given a gratuity of 100 pounds and you have never spent a penny on that gratuity? Seagoon: No, I was saving it for a rainy day. Grytpype: Why? Seagoon: I want to buy an umbrella!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Grytpype: Moriarty, lay your lovely head on this anvil and close your eyes. FX: Hammer sound. Moriarty: Ow! Grytpype: Now taste this margarine. There! Can you tell the difference? Moriarty: No. Grytpype: You see? You can't tell the difference between a lump on the head and margarine!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Grytpype: Now Moriarty, that lagging is going to be a lifesaver for us. Moriarty: Yes, let's eat it! Food!! Grytpype: What's the matter with you? You stupid frenchie poo! Here we are starving to death and all you can think of his food!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: I say! I say! I say! Can a lady change a pound note? Milligan: Can a lady with a wooden....change a pound note? Yes! Seagoon: No she can't. Milligan: And why not? Seagoon: All together, folks! Seagoon & Milligan: She's only got half a knicker!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: Bloodnock! Put down that forty-ton chopper! Bloodnok: I'm sorry, I picked it up in a moment of weakness. Seagoon: Disgraceful! Chopping down the British banana tree! Eccles! Stop that! Where did you get that saw? Eccles: From the sea - it's a sea-saw. Ha, ha!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Seagoon: The Shaver is a dangerous man - he might kill! Bluebottle: (gulp)...I just remembered - it's my turn to clean out the rabbit hutch. Seagoon: Come here Bluebottle - don't tell me you're a coward? Bluebottle: All right, I won't. But you're bound to hear about it sometime.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Daily Goonacy; Bloodnock: - how dare you come here to my H.Q. with such an - Seagoon: I tell you, Major Bloodnock, I must ask you to parade your men. Bloodnock: Why? I'm looking for a criminal. Bloodnok: You find your own - it took me ages to get this lot!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Daily Goonacy: Moriarty: Can I have my teeth back for Christmas? Grytpype-Thynne: Here is the pawn ticket. Moriarty: You pawned my teeth? Swine of a swine! Grytpype-Thynne: What? Moriarty: I challenge you to a duel! Name your weapon. Grytpype-Thynne: Teeth!! Moriarty: I'm lost.....

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Daily Goonacy! Neddie Seagoon: How do you start a pudding race? Spike Milligan: I don't know, how do you start a pudding race? Neddie Seagoon: Sago!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Daily Goonacy! FX: Nuts and bolts crashing onto the floor! Henry Crun: Oooooh! Neddie Seagoon: What's that? Henry Crun: Min.....Min's falling to bits! She's a loose woman, you know.

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Truly is the best Christmas Album ever!

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Kov Kid from Koventry @kovkid.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Respect 2! Maybe we should start a new page/thread/thingy - Legends and how we made them. It would be a very short page/thread/thingy! I forgot my other claim - presenting a Max Boyce Annual to Prime-Minister Gillard (she of Welsh heritage).

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