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Slightly idealistic, mildly broken simplistic product of the late 20th Century, Apparently an Aesthete youtu.be/O9jRYTNtNLc

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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 7h
Daughter wants for us to go to Canada next year, visit Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto and
Shot from a comic of the X-Man Nightcrawler teleporting in with the traditional “BAMF” noise text
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 01/09/2026
This is where I post from
Screenshot of Cyberspace as depicted in the 1995 movie Johnny Mnemonic
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 30/08/2026
What do you mean there were a lot of screws in that computer mouse that failed?
Photo of maybe 20 to 30 tiny little black screws that once held together a computer mouse lying on top of a copy of a translation of Homers Odyssey in what might be an attempt to be clever
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 30/08/2026
Waiting for progress
Three chairs like you’d see in a waiting room sitting on the side of a four lane road
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 27/08/2026
When you’re dreaming up an alternate reality full of disasters you read a lot of warnings and reports that can unfortunately become more real and disturbing as time goes on… atrifurcatedtale.com
Screenshot of the dates:-

20/11/2027
27/11/2027
4/12/2027

With the corresponding titles of 

“International Air Report”
“Himalayas”
“Deep State Files”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 21/08/2026
If we could also harness the energy of frauds, grifters, con artists, conspiracy theorists and all the other bastards out there these days we could have unlimited energy
Screenshot of headline:-

“The Dutch Just Built a Ferry You Power Yourself With a Crank”

Followed by the summary:-

“The Netherlands has long held the reputation for being the gold standard of cycling culture, and ret somehow, they keep finding new ways to surprise...”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 15/08/2026
Well, that says something about survival of the fittest I thought he was dead
Screenshot of the alert 

“Charles Darwin followed you.”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 25/06/2026
(Sitting in front of keyboard wearing sunglasses) “I’m on a mission from God”
Screenshot of Tweet from the Pope:-

“Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound.”

vatican.va/content/leo-xi...
11:00 AM • Jun 24, 2026 - 8.5M
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 25/06/2026
Hate is such a strong word More like ridicule/laugh at :)
Screenshot of alert that states:-

 has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 25/06/2026
Movie poster for the classic 80’s movie 

“Escape From New York”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 03/06/2026
Doesn’t everybody?
Text from Scientific American that reads:-

“Atlantic sturgeon in the Hudson River in New York State generate low-frequency “thunder” sounds while mating.”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 05/05/2026
Stasi? Really? Nominative Determinism?
Screenshot of excerpt from article that reads:-

“Florida Education Commissioner Anastasios
"Stasi" Kamoutsas said in a statement that this new option expands "access to rigorous, high-quality advanced coursework" for Florida students.”

Because of course Americans can’t spell “Stazi” properly…
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 26/04/2026
From the BBC a shot that really symbolises the United States
Photograph of an abandoned sequinned woman’s shoe from the White House Correspondents Dinner as supplied by the BBC coverage
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 24/04/2026
Dining alone and the table number is just rubbing it in…
Photo of a table number “1” trying to elicit sympathy for sad poster who has no one to eat with while on holiday 

Tragic really

:)
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 01/04/2026
Nope. Can't figure out how I could imagine a future where things get really bad........ www.theverge.com/science/9039...
Screenshot of future dated pieces:-

13/05/2028 Typhoon Taiwan
20/05/2028 Kesslered
27/05/2028 Cat Tatsrophe
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 30/03/2026
Just because you delivered a child… Fucking nuts
Screenshot of text from the article stating:-

“Under the IOC’s new framework, a woman who has been pregnant and delivered a child could be classified as male and barred from competition for failing this test.”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 24/02/2026
There is no spoon
Photo of teaspoon on concrete floor of car park
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 23/12/2025
Be Different
Screenshot of post from Gean-Grey-Blog:-

“One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.
I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried
And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.
"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"
I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"
Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 21/12/2025
Comment by user PK:-

“When JK comes up in any circumstances the thing you have to hand it to her is not only her complete ignorance on the facts of Trans people, her dismissal on all the medical authorities who have countless studies supporting transition, her embrace of this right wing hatred that many have admitted is the wedge they are using to slowly eradicate any freedoms or rights for non straight people, but the fact that she has fought so hard, done so much, to vilify and attack Trans people while women and children and suffering and dying from Domestic Violence incidents weekly at the very least.

Imagine if she cared as much about Domestic Violence as much as being Anti-Trans?

Maybe a lot of women might still be alive........”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 03/11/2025
I’m still waking up so I’m not 100% sure this is a typo… “Two surface level? @charliejane.bsky.social
Screenshot of text:-

“too obvious and two surface level. It relied on reminding us of information that the book had spoon fed us over and over, and it provided no”

Two surface level? Typo?
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 30/10/2025
Yeah… www.scientificamerican.com/article/does...
Screenshot showing dates of 19/02/28, 26/02/28 & 4/03/28 with the respective titles of “Microplastic Reproduction”, “Category 6” & “Crypto Crimes”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 04/10/2025
Not that I’ve imagined really damaging uses of AI fakery in my dark narrative.
Screenshot of four entries dated 21/8/2027 to the 11/9/2027 with the titles

“Coffee”
“Fakery”
“Drowning DRC”
“Sinking Superyachts”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 03/10/2025
Just looking
Picture of a white cat looking curiously over a ledge
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 02/10/2025
With the passing of Jane Goodall I love this quote of hers that sums up things perfectly
Screenshot of text:-

"Chimps are so like us," Goodall said,
"that I like some people much more than some chimps and some chimps much more than some people."
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 29/09/2025
I will just take note of some mildly childish impulses that caused me to pay attention to this (Ironically I’ve not only never smoked but not had a drink for near a decade. Behind the wheel almost every day so…)
Screenshot of 420 followers
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 27/09/2025
Look, I’m just imagining things going bad, not my fault deranged fuckheads keep things heading that way
Screenshot of the dates 25/4/2026, 2/5/2026 and 9/5/2026 with the Titles “Sovereign Citizen Act”, “Gaza Gone” and “Zaporizhzhia Situation”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 26/09/2025
“Do I look like a Loon to you?”
A Great Northern Loon (also known as the Great Northern Diver and the Common Loon) in Minocqua, Wisconsin, USA.
@ • John Picken from Chicago, USA
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 13/09/2025
Would you like a concise summary of Australia?
Screenshot of the text 

“In one of the final images, the Australian flag flies majestically on the summit. The Aboriginal flag, right beside it, was cropped out of view.”

From an article in The Brisbane Times By Patrick Begley and Natassia Chrysantho
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 11/09/2025
Yeah, my dark imagined future looking very… youtu.be/1MZ60JFyV0Q?...
Screen shot of entries dated 3/4/2027, 10/04/2027, 17/4/2027, 24/4/2027 with titles Future Patriots, Sydney Smashed, Anti-Semitic Attacks and Pula Underwater
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 09/09/2025
“Its not my fault I look like this”
Screen capture of the almost face like camera bump of the IPhone 17 Pro that looks like a creature in pain
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 08/08/2025
White cat with eyes firmly shut ignoring you, me and everyone as is it’s won’t
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 07/08/2025
Photo of cute sleeping white cat
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 16/07/2025
So, a couple of years ago I began writing pieces for the dark side of my Trifurcated Tale speculating on all sorts of horrors to come. And damn I don’t like the way reality is trying to match it
Screenshot of a series of weekly dates beginning at 9/01/2027 with the titles “Bernoulli Fatalities”, “Graffiti”, “Welfare Workers”, “Delhi Deaths” and “Prison Pregnancy” alongside them
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 11/07/2025
Well, not like I wrote a piece imagining this sort of derangement on a much more devastating scale on government facilities for future release… superrealnapkins.com superrealnapkins.com
Screenshot showing dates of 13/12/25, 20/12/25 and 27/12/25 with subjects of “Femininty Cards” “Creech Attack” and “Real Health”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 28/06/2025
Do you think if this comes true they will be happy? #gaza #writing #trifurcatedtale
Screen shot of a publication schedule for 2026 with a piece titled “Gaza Gone”
(Other pieces listed are “Sovereign Citizen Act” and “Zaporizhzia Situation”)
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 02/06/2025
The painting shows an image of a pipe. The Treachery of Images is a 1929 painting by Belgian surrealist painter René Magritte. It is also known as This Is Not a Pipe, Ceci n'est pas une pipe and The Wind and the Song.
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 28/05/2025
Yeah, wrote it and scheduled for a future release…
Screenshot of a spreadsheet detailing a date of 31/07/2027 and the name of a piece of writing named “Swiss Alpines”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 16/05/2025
Best comment about the uses of LLM’s I’ve seen by @accentedcinema.bsky.social
Screenshot of the text:-

“As it stands, I feel that LLM is best at showing me what the current cliche is, so I can avoid them. In other words, the best part of ChatGPT is how uncreative it is.”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 23/04/2025
Is a joke about being halfway to the beast inappropriate given the state of the world?
Screenshot of follower count being 333
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 13/04/2025
It’s all part of the plan
Painting of The White House burning after being set alight by the British
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 06/04/2025
Whatever you think of the Tron films this comment on the new Tron Ares trailer is “Chef’s Kiss”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 14/02/2025
Years in the making, a really strange narrative idea that I’ve no clue if it’s any good but doing it anyway
Animated GIF from 90’s Mortal Kombat film of villain Shang Tsung raising his arms to the sky and intoning “It has begun!”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 08/01/2025
Tracks
Screenshot of the sentence “The Year of the Snake” from marketing email from global company that shall remain nameless as I don’t have a house to lose in court
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 05/01/2025
42!
Screenshot of the original post with 42 likes
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 25/12/2024
My burden was a Tipstaff Looked them up, loved the aesthetic, had circumstances where I had enough money to bid on an auction and won it. Bloody writers and their writing :)
Photo of a Victorian Era Police Tipstaff
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 05/12/2024
Hmmmmm
Screenshot of being followed by Charlize Theron but user name is charlizetheron92.bsky.social…
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 25/11/2024
Getting better politicians?
Headline which reads :-“What we’re doing to improve political discourse”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 24/11/2024
I’m sorry, what now!?! Block
Alert that Elon Musk followed youProfile of Elon Musk that followed me
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 24/10/2024
“Many editors died to bring us this action career”
Headline :- “Actor Liam Neeson to retire from action movies”
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Kovarchi @kovarchi.com · 21/10/2024
“Are you really this stupid?”
Article headline:-

“Over a million Australians are too afraid to ask their employer this question”
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