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kottke.org @kottke.org · 25/08/2026
It's not subtle
Three images: a 19th-century blackface minstrel lithograph of a dancing figure with hand raised; a 1930s fried-chicken restaurant chain's advertising sign with a caricatured face and huge red grinning mouth; and a Target listing for a kids' blacklight clown costume, showing a Black child in a black hood with an oversized white grin printed over the face, in a nearly identical pose.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 12/08/2026
An itty bitty solar eclipse here in VT, about 10 minutes before it started pouring. (They say during a thunderstorm is the safest way to view a solar eclipse…)
The sun about 10% eclipsed
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 05/08/2026
whoa bold redesign telling it like it is
Modified home page for Bending Spoons that reads "We acquire and gut iconic products"
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 14/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
A ship stuck in a canal
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 11/06/2026
I'd forgotten that the opening crawl for Revenge of the Sith literally both-sidesed the Sith's war on the Republic. "Very fine people, on both sides..."
Snippet of the opening crawl text from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith:

Episode III
REVENGE OF THE SITH

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 07/06/2026
More of the message. (My reply was rejected by the board mods for being too sarcastic.)
Google Resistance 2025 & you will learn that it is a call to progressive activists to oppose the Trump administration's every effort to harm democracy. You are welcome to be on either side of this issue but it is not an appropriate theme for a celebratory 4th of July Parade. I for one do not want to see a 4th of July parade celebrating revolutionary resistance. I want to celebrate our glorious democracy & our love for freedom which is unique in all the world.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 19/05/2026
feel like it's gotta be something by David
A Neoclassical painting depicting the Sabine women intervening to stop a battle between Roman and Sabine soldiers, with a woman in white at the center spreading her arms between two warriors as children scramble at her feet, set before fortified city walls.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/04/2026
Democrats forgot to Honoré de Balzac
screenshot of a social post that says "you can't just respect the penis. you've gotta" and then there's an image of "Honoré de Balzac"
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 28/04/2026
I'm Team Comey on this one
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 22/04/2026
Here's the tracklist (total length about 1h 13m):
1. Introit (0:36)
2. Prophecy At 1420 MHz (5:04)
3. Hydrogen Helium Lithium Leviathan (4:44)
4. Age Of Capricorn (3:52)
5. Father And Son (3:24)
6. Somewhere Right Now In The Future (2:26)
7. Naraka (5:01)
8. Acts Of Magic (1:18)
9. Memory Death (2:37)
10. The Word Becomes Flesh (5:20)
11. Into The Magic Land (4:35)
12. Blood In The Labyrinth (4:55)
13. Deep Time (3:18)
14. All Reason Departs (6:14)
15. Arena Americanada (5:22)
16. The Process (3:01)
17. You Retreat In Time And Space (5:25)
18. I Saw Through Platonia (2:39)
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 15/04/2026
Every time I see a photo of David Ellison, I think of Mikey Day's Butt-Head from that SNL sketch
a photo of Ryan Gosling as Beavis and Mikey Day as Butt-Head
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 13/04/2026
Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.
a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 07/04/2026
This is fucking bleak tho
The presidential order of succession is set by the Presidential Succession Act of 1947, as amended. The order consists of congressional officers, followed by the members of the cabinet in the order of the establishment of each department, provided that each officer satisfies the constitutional requirements for serving as president. In the table below, the absence of a number in the first column indicates that the office is either vacant, or that the incumbent is ineligible.

No.	Office	Incumbent	Party
1	Vice President	JD Vance		Republican
2	Speaker of the House of Representatives	Mike Johnson		Republican
3	President pro tempore of the Senate	Chuck Grassley		Republican
4	Secretary of State	Marco Rubio		Republican
5	Secretary of the Treasury	Scott Bessent		Republican
6	Secretary of Defense	Pete Hegseth		Republican
7	Attorney General	Todd Blanche		Republican
8	Secretary of the Interior	Doug Burgum		Republican
9	Secretary of Agriculture	Brooke Rollins		Republican
10	Secretary of Commerce	Howard Lutnick		Republican
11	Secretary of Labor	Lori Chavez-DeRemer		Republican
12	Secretary of Health and Human Services	Robert F. Kennedy Jr.		Independent
13	Secretary of Housing and Urban Development	Scott Turner		Republican
14	Secretary of Transportation	Sean Duffy		Republican
15	Secretary of Energy	Chris Wright		Republican
16	Secretary of Education	Linda McMahon		Republican
17	Secretary of Veterans Affairs	Doug Collins		Republican
18	Secretary of Homeland Security	Markwayne Mullin		Republican
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 06/04/2026
NASA's Artemis II spacecraft approaching the Moon which appears as a dimly lit crescent in the background against the blackness of space. A small sliver of Earth is visible just beyond the Moon's edge. The NASA logo is displayed in the upper right corner.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 13/03/2026
I felt like there was a simpler way to make this comparison so I took the data from the original chart and made this spreadsheet and bar chart that normalizes income by hours worked per week. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Graph that shows annual income normalized to hours worked per week of western European countries and several US states. Most of the European countries have higher normalized income levels than the US states.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 03/03/2026
Apple Sports team: Can you add a "display name" to your metadata for football matches? Way more people know R. Dias Belloli as Raphinha. Google gets it right. And you don't want "C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro" or "N. da Silva Santos Júnior" showing up during the World Cup.
top: Apple Sports scoreboard showing the score of a game between Barcelona and Atletico Madrid (2-0). R. Dias Belloli is shown as one of the scorers. Bottom: Google scoreboard for the same match; Raphinha is shown as one of the scorers.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 27/02/2026
The time has come to steal one of Kristi Noem’s luxury jets
A masked Bane hijacking a jet in Dark Knight Rises
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 24/02/2026
I get occasional support emails regarding these bath bombs
Kottke brand bath bombs for kids
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 19/02/2026
Homer is sleeping with fake glasses that are made to look as though his eyes are open. Another character brings this to the attention of the judge and takes Homer's glasses off.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 17/02/2026
RFK Jr is a never-nude
Tobias from Arrested Development coming out of a changing room wearing cut-off jean shorts underneath a very small pair of red underwear
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Bright album cover for Rave ‘til Dawn
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 03/02/2026
We're getting Dunesday
December 18 (Friday)
Avengers: Doomsday (+ IMAX)
Dune: Part Three
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 01/02/2026
This is lay-up impeachment stuff
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 30/01/2026
KDO is closed tomorrow
ICE out
National shutdown
No work No school
No shopping
Stop funding ICE
Fri Jan 30
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 26/01/2026
new meme template
a four-quadrant meme template. top left: several frowning horse stuffed animals; top right: a blank space for something the horses are frowning at; bottom left: a smiling horse stuffed animal; bottom right: a blank space for something the horse is smiling at
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 05/12/2025
same energy (har)
a meme photo that's generally labeled Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer's office after her divorce from Tom Cruise was finalized. photo is of a very happy woman with her arms spread in triumph
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 05/12/2025
Or
a meme photo that's generally labeled Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer's office after her divorce from Tom Cruise was finalized
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 02/12/2025
@ginatrapani.org Catching up on the blog and understandably I am *very* interested in these:
Cover Search: Finds high-resolution cover images for any given TV show, movie, album, book, or podcast.
Curator: Generates a digest of interesting links, given everything I’ve written about on this website.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 26/11/2025
Michelangelo's Creation of Adam with Adam replaced by a Brother laser printer
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 18/11/2025
First Cloudflare and now Github. The universe doesn't want me to work today... www.githubstatus.com/incidents/5q...
We are currently investigating failures on all Git operations, including both SSH and HTTP.
Posted 9 minutes ago. Nov 18, 2025 - 21:11 UTC

We are seeing failures for some git http operations and are investigating
Posted 28 minutes ago. Nov 18, 2025 - 20:52 UTC
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 07/11/2025
Where’s Maggie Simpson when you need her?
Mr Burns showing Smithers his plan to block out the sun over Springfield.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 06/11/2025
clothing label that says "Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs"
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 05/11/2025
Here's next week's cover of the New Yorker
A New Yorker magazine cover illustration showing a crowded subway car filled with diverse passengers of different ages, ethnicities, and styles. New NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani is in the middle of the scene, holding on to the rail.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 08/10/2025
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
a dark gray Dodge minivan with several Batman-themed stickers and a license plate that reads BATVANN
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 25/09/2025
I'm sorry what?
Screenshot of the small town of "Swastika, NY" on a map. Text reads: "Swastika is an unincorporated community and hamlet in the town of Black Brook, Clinton County, New York, United States. The community is 19 miles southwest of Plattsburgh. The area is not very populated and appears as a wide spot on the road with a few buildings."
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 09/09/2025
Tim Cook’s Apple made a Trump skin-tone iPhone.
An orange IPhone 17 Pro on a black background
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 09/09/2025
Oh good, Apple made a Trump-colored iPhone
An orange iPhone 17 Pro on a black background
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 04/09/2025
i feel like we could use a comet rn. to marvel at in the sky or slam into the earth, either way
Screenshot of current Bluesky trending topics: Bari Weiss
Ted Cruz
Harvard
Epstein Files
Eric Adams
Nigel Farage
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 25/08/2025
I mean, there were signs. Literally.
A very happy old white woman holding a blue sign saying “Mass Deportation Now!” at the 2024 RNC
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/08/2025
Stephen Miller’s Wikipedia bio reads like that of a school shooter
Miller attended Franklin Elementary School, where he was described by a former teacher as "off by himself all the time",[13] and Lincoln Middle School.[14] In 1999, he began attending Santa Monica High School.[15] Miller opposed his high school's chapter of the Chicano Student Movement of Aztlán and was said to have taunted immigrants by the chapter's founder; he reportedly insisted to other students and teachers that they speak English. Miller called into The Larry Elder Show (1993–2008; 2010–2014) and successfully brought the eponymous host, Larry Elder, to his high school.[16] He later appeared after the September 11 attacks to describe an incident in which a Canadian teacher placed the flag of the United States on the floor and discussed its importance, though Miller alleged that the teacher had dragged the flag across the floor and trampled over it. Miller appeared on The Larry Elder Show sixty-nine times, according to an estimate…Miller began attending Duke University in 2003.201 to study political science.
[21] There, he was nicknamed "Guns" for introducing himself on the East Campus with, "I'm from Santa Monica, California— and I like guns." He was involved in a…
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 17/08/2025
NY Times headline and subhead: "3 Republican-Led States to Send National Guard Troops to D.C."

"Gov. Patrick Morrisey of West Virginia said his state would send 300 to 400 troops to Washington, while Gov. Henry McMaster of South Carolina pledged 200 members. Gov. Mike DeWine said he would send another 150."

Under those is a photo of a white man gesturing at a crudely pasted in butterfly from the "Is this...." meme and in big white letter it reads "IS THIS CIVIL WAR?"
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 10/08/2025
Who fucked up and didn't call this 'Thespionage'
The poster for a 2025 film called 'Deep Cover' that pictures the three leads. Its accompanied by a screenshot of the Wikipedia entry that reads: "Deep Cover is a 2025 British action comedy film starring Bryce Dallas Howard, Orlando Bloom and Nick Mohammed as improv actors recruited by the police for undercover operations in the London criminal underworld, where they must use their skills to infiltrate a gang."
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/07/2025
greasy-haired Wormtongue whispering to old King Theoden in the Lord of the Rings movie
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 17/07/2025
Of course I am clicking and browsing faster than a typical human, I am a professional blogger
You have been blocked from The New York Times because we suspect that you're a robot.

Why am I seeing this? There are a few possibilities:
You are browsing and clicking much faster than is typical of a human being
Something is preventing Javascript from working on your computer
There is a bot with the same IP address as you
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 14/07/2025
The NY Times should stop using the weaselly "experts said..." to denote plain truths — unless they're going to apply the practice to *everything*. kottke.org/25/07/journa...
Donald Trump, who experts said is president of the United States, which experts said is a sovereign state on the planet Earth, which experts said is an oblate spheroid and revolves around the Sun, which experts said is a G-type main-sequence star about 93 million miles from us, said on what experts said was Saturday that he was considering revoking (which experts said is a process of making invalid) the U.S. citizenship of a person with the last name of O’Donnell, who experts said is a living human person and U.S. citizen with the first name of Rosie (which experts said is a diminutive of Roseann).
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 06/07/2025
Delighted to inform you that horse antacid is called Neigh-Lox
A white bucket in a barn that says “Neigh-Lox: Maintains normal stomach function.”
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/05/2025
Here’s what conservatives are mad about: marxist big tech companies building woke apps that make everything about gender
Text conversation that reads:

Him: “You still haven't put ur gender on yet right?”
Him: “Gender”
Him: “fender”

Me: “No I haven't”
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 17/05/2025
Congratulations OpenAI, you’ve made choosing the right model to chat with as confusing as buying a TV
Selection choices for the model on the ChatGPT iOS app, all with inscrutable names
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 15/05/2025
Ruin a movie by adding “of Fentanyl” to the title
Movie poster for The Godfather of Fentanyl
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 08/05/2025
Have they considered that the Sistine Chapel is simply on fire?
screenshot of a news article with a headline: “Conclave live: black smoke emerges from chimney as cardinals fail to agree on new pope” And a video still of thick black smoke coming out of the Sistine Chapel chimney
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