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Coco @ sewing hell

@kotoumi.bsky.social
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i like to make stuff 🖤🩶🤍💜 if you follow me and i don't know you, you're getting blocked. catmom in spirit to shadow (12), timtam (20), pepper (21), and inigo (12) former joann employee (2012-2025)

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Dan Gerstein @pebby.net · 22h
Why genAI your food signs when you can express the human chaos in your own soul with beautifully janky writing. (Royal Egyptian food truck in Berkeley)
An image of the side of the food truck with walls of text reading:

MY RULES. MY WAYS
That's what earned me the bragging right
FEED ME
A) If you are Vegan/Vegetarian just say Veggie me up that is all. I will bring tears of joy to your eyes.
B) If you are Carnivore just say I am hungry and I want to have it all.
Listen up pre-cooked food is unfit for human consumption it should be piping hot freshly prepared, therefore you must tell me if you are allergic to any ingredient.
If you smoke herb weed that is it will satisfy you, big enough for a couple or two meals for
normal human being.
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Seann with Two N's @jinglespigtails.bsky.social · 21h
cold butter season
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
...bestie.
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i wish we could lock our accounts so dang bad
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
might do a better one later but since it's happening more often again
flow chart: hi! do i know you?  if no: don't follow me.  i'll block you.  if yes and we're friends, welcome!  if yes and we've met, did we get along?  if no, don't follow me, i'll block you.  if we got along well enough, following might be okay.  if we got along just fine, welcome!  until accounts can be private, this is my solution.
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
⭐️ woooshhh ⭐️ you have been blessed by the Having A Good Day pigeon! you will have a good day! and if you don't, they will sit with you and share some pastries x
a drawing of a brown pigeon in a purple wizard hat, decorated with yellow stars, and a purple cape accented with yellow. it holds a black and white magic wand with its left foot. the background is yellow and there is a dotted shadow effect around them, alongside three purple stars
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
making low effort hato memes in the year of our lord pudi 2026
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
is it important to the character? sure, but technically it's more important to the other character because of reasons decisions.....
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
debating whether i want to make a sword or comn someone to do it for me like i'd like to make it but i have the whole cosplay to start and i have to do my fanciest wig yet so do i even have time lmao
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
literally a no-lose for me because they were bonkers cheap, in great condition, AND i know how to take care of them lmao yeah sure they're a little big but that's what socks and insoles are for
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when the boots you bought on ebay for $20 turn out to be actually made of leather and the seller just didn't know
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
needlefelting time
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no, stop being a coward and suffer like the rest of us
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i need to excavate my old hard drives for my hato memes 👀
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"engages in multiple crafting activities" "creates nail art regularly" "frequently repurchases specific consumables" "selects clear and transparent storage solutions" i'm being called out as a serial crafter with object permanence issues
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just kidding i measured the part i cut off for the baby hem and it's actually almost a 39 foot circumference per layer, my mistake
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Marie learns to stream 🐇 @mariesilvsews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's time to date pigeons and get traumatized??? YOU DECIDE MY FATE! Live now 🕊️ twitch.tv/mariesilvsews
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she's the best assistant
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hems are done that sure is a bobbin bodycount
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when it takes five hours to get a hem done (baby hem on a double circle skirt with a ✨thirty six foot circumference✨) i have another layer to do lmao
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think i'm set for a bit
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't want to be mean but i'm here to interact with people i know, not network and gain an audience. the more eyes i know are on me, the more i withdraw. if i could lock down completely, i would.
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need to make a flowchart perhaps
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if i were a practicing witch my patrons would be artemis and persephone and i feel like that says a lot about me as a person unfortunately i am lazy,
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
round two austria 2014 i took creative liberties because i didn't have sequins in the right tone of gold lmao
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm tired and have a boatload of fictional money from screwing around you know what that means eurovision outfits in dressmaker (norway 2023)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i got four hours of sleep so i had ice cream for breakfast
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on the bright side, it took over 12 hours for my arm to get sore (new record, usually it's immediate. moderna takes me out worse than pfizer, i've noticed)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting awakened before 3am by my immune system finally being mad about intruders (vaccines) cool (sleeping is always hard after covid boosters)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm still not sore at all i think i met the vaccination wizard at cvs today
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rosy maple moth 🗣️
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(it's probably because he gave really clear and precise instructions on how to hold my arms lmao)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think the guy who gave me my vaccines this time was magic i'm not sore at all
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just realized i do that little wiggle dance miis do in tomodachi life sometimes,,,
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Marie learns to stream 🐇 @mariesilvsews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finishing up yesterday's sewing projects and starting a new one today! Come chill and wake up with me <3 twitch.tv/mariesilvsews
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Marie learns to stream 🐇 @mariesilvsews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning! We are live doing sewing projects & plushies!! twitch.tv/mariesilvsews
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i keep thinking about the silk one (it was such a pretty gray)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
going to a yarn store with ilya a couple weeks ago let me squish some knitting for olive and hey, now i know their merino isn't soft enough for me but their silk is nice
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thanks for adding me to your family bestie ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're getting you used to your new schedule isn't that sweet of them
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can i just say i love that dressmaker has colorshifty fabrics i want every shot silk in this game give me more (yes i have a favored style don't @ me ruffles are the best at showing the color changes)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes i'm taking pictures with my phone instead of screenshots it's less effort
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry i'm immune to vampire
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and now i have a friend 8)
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pigeon dress for pigeon lady
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey brain i really could've done without the dream about a giant spider jumping on my face thanks
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Coco @ sewing hell @kotoumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
proud of this one
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nobody has to get hurt 🐦🐔🐧
a drawing of a pigeon holding a gun, with a ted glove on its head like feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit. it says "hand over all your crumbs"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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