kory @koryr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me and some of the boys are gonna go look a gift horse in the mouth after work today. Who tryna join? 050
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I used to do that with the brown sugar cinnamon ones and I was really yummy 040
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026What if instead of calvin klein, his name was kevin klein and my underwear said kevin klein on it. Just something to think about. have a blessed week 070
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Many people have been begging for years for egg time to come back 🙏 050
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026ATTENTION it’s steely dan Tuesday, you must listen to at least one steely dan song today post your proof below or face the steely dan curse 660
Reposted by korythe lil’-ist @the-lil-will.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hey does anyone wanna hop on Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer 152
Reposted by koryIce Dweller @hunterc-twt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My cat has been watching Meowpill content and keeps calling me a Low Value Owner 051
Reposted by korynick @bujnick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Evil Daft Punk be like “Softer, Worse Than, Slower, Weaker” 🤣 Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday 072
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026BEANS BEANS BEANS (to the tune of FE!N Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday 162
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Getting drunk and going curling with the boys could change the world 190
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It’s imperative that you don’t tell anyone this but I had dessert before dinner tonight 270
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Guy who goes to chuck e cheese for a slice and a pint on his lunch break 070
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Looks like the thing taking up most of your time is whatever the fuck “sleep” is. Get rid of that and you’re golden 050
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If the Super Bowl was patriots rams I was gonna blow my shit off smooth 060
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Slip some anti explosion pills into a piece of cheese for him next time 050
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Guy who explodes if he touches snow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes* 260
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Guy who bursts out laughing every time he gets to 6 and 7 when counting his reps at the gym 060
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Dude if I was a pufferfish, I’d be puffed up all the time bro 061
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Here’s my top artists and spotify somehow has the gall to call me a boomer just bc I like Jimi Hendrix and steely Dan 😤 0100
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Cited the Bible in my chemistry exam where I mentioned the elements being air, water, earth, and fire. Why did I get a zero? I’m being persecuted for my beliefs! 170
kory @koryr.bsky.social · 11/11/2025If you haven’t watched Frankenstein yet you gotta check that shit out 050