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Keith

@korgel.bsky.social
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't give the Trumps any more ideas!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do love America- the only place in the world where you can be a member of congress and own and operate a grenade factory at the same time.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol, pro women's tennis players are between a 12.5-13 UTR. Most random male rec players are like a 4-7 UTR, which is orders of magnitude worse than a women's tennis player.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've heard that it's underwhelming so many times now that I suspect it will be appropriately awe-inspiring if I do ever see it.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just gotta hope for that hamburger from heaven at this point.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LA influencers and badly made AI slop: two great tastes that taste great together!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Totally agree, Caymus and Silver Oak aren't bad, but they're just kind of standard Napa Cab Sauv. Unfortunately, I see both of them a lot more than I see Duckhorn.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Justice for Hank, I hope he gets out of this clean.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Taking off your shoes is marmotrapment! Not guilty!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did not have "LeBron James implicated in insurance and financial fraud" on my 2026 bingo sheet.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just booted up a game of EU5 playing as Florence for the first time. I'd imagine medieval Florence wouldn't be that ba---- *black death instantly kills you*
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Nelson presidency.
static.klipy.com
Gotta nuke something
ALT: Gotta nuke something
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
NBA also calling for the immediate arrest of the real criminal: Pablo Torre. How dare he make the league look bad when clearly nobody did anything wrong!!!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As you can see from the poster, it's all about Looksmaxxing 101.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There’s also a Clavicular big southern public school tour going on right now if you want to feel extra despondency.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absolutely saved his client from a bench slap by the judge.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wait, Wales is a real place? I thought that was a land of fairy tales and dragons??!!!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*Sandwich fans
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I remember generating pointless 3d graphs for projects just because I knew how to do it. The 90's was the best.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I eat my lunch on top of the servers every day. The heat melts the food before I can eat it. I asked chat GPT how to stop that from happening, but it told me that it was impossible, and to get back to work.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel like @jvl.bsky.social is going to have an aneurysm over this news. So much hate concentrated into one organization!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Your lack of faith in Bill made you miss out on a classic episode where he compared all of the North Carolina coaching staff and team to characters from Heat.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAR is Athena.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*Wants to invest in a tech company* *Gets bamboozled by a guy who looks like a tech bro, but is really just an old fashioned real estate guy* *Invests 8 billion dollars in old fashioned commercial real estate company* *Loses 8 billion dollars* Please, tell me more about AI!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fatality
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Soccer desperately needs a rule of cool.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sad really. Anyway!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is the original Rainforest Cafe still there? I used to go there a lot as a kid in the 90's.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think the parent company (Landry's) owns both Bubba Gump Shrimp and the Rainforest Cafe. Really seeing how far 90's nostalgia can take them.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
After all, sports is war by other means.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I feel like this doesn't quite work for me, since I both have a favorite war and am a Coach Dad.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ve seen speculation that it’s so they can hang a tarp over the removal to ruin everyone’s fun.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The first thing that I think of when I think "higher education" is for-profit scam colleges. Bring those back!!!!
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Smooth groins out, smooth brains very much in.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No no no, WE don't get any money. The Trumps and the Witkoffs get to own the condos and make the money. Excellent plan all around.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Keep going. The only way out is through.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pretty clear he didn't read the actual article, which is entirely about how Trump's aging is less obvious than Biden's, but still very much there- and much more devastating for the country overall.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Military strategy dictates that we must have as much fronts as possible to avoid casualties. Why stop at 4? Why not 10? A thousand?
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I see Trump more like a Kaiser Wilhelm figure- an intemperate doofus if you will:
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This should end his political career. I certainly won't be voting for him again if he ever pops up on a primary ballot in the state.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I remember Keir because it feels like you're in a K Hole when you listen to him. I don't remember Wes because I'm not British and don't know who that guy is.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
DEIyatollah and the Weak on Crime Pope are both bosses. A+
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Basically is Snake Juice.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
EVERYONE wants to talk shit about Kash to the Atlantic, haha:
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Got the same thing. I didn't even know I had one, or at least forgot that I did. They said that it's a "safety and security" thing but my guess is that basically nobody actually uses it.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They’re all under the effects of the imperio curse! It’s the only explanation.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back WWI era dogfighting?
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dodged a bullet depending on what you ended up with:
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Going to be an A+ series and I suspect whichever team wins will also win the Stanley Cup.
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Keith @korgel.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Always gotta remember that doing what is obviously the evil thing early on is actually the worst thing you can possibly do in the world of the game at least in terms of how the world turns out in the end.
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