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Korrine 💃🏻

@korelise.bsky.social
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Time for yet another social media bio! Proud Chamorro and lifelong San Diego resident. Talk to me about…baseball, education, sustainability, cooking, anything pop culture related. She/her.

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 18h
Chani app has been teasing an update that I’m pretty sure will include access to friend’s charts and I am sooo pumped if it is lol no more having to go through my screenshot folder of people’s charts all the time yes please 🤞🏼
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Souplantation is teasing a return to California and I’m already manifesting for it to be close enough to drive to because that place, is my autistic dream. Completely customizable food and nobody will talk to me?! Paradise.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thoughts as I’m uplifting tinashe today: the switch between cloud 9 (major bop, upbeat) and heavyweight (slow, melancholy, reflective) is so intense and feels very intentional and damn what a way to end an album.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it petty to block anybody I see making fun of the heat wave/acting like it’s not a big deal? Maybe but like as an actual born&raised local, temps 100+ in October are not normal and this is literally a super El Niño due to climate change lol it feels like a conservative dog whistle in a way?
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels like accusing artists of AI has now become a new form of online bullying? Seeing people I’ve followed for ages that have created for years getting the most annoying, accusatory comments. It “looks like AI” because AI is stealing from real artists yall, we cannot let the AI creeps win!!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having a neurodivergent affirming therapist is truly life changing. Very healing after several years of people fully invalidating my diagnosis/accommodations and none of those people are in my life and never will be again, even the family members. Yall showed me your true colors and that’s that 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slayyyter put her lollapalooza performance on YouTube yesssss would love Coachella purely because the divine feminine rage she channels is perfect but I’ll take any recording of her current live set that won’t get taken down lol
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The part about macklemore getting cut I don’t understand is he has an entire song supporting Palestine? Like did they think he was going to just…not perform in alignment with the public persona he’s had for like 15 years of being overtly political lmao like huh??
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of my cousins and I have started mostly sending voice notes back and forth and it’s almost like sending little podcasts back and forth haha I love it so much
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It truly is wild that we so quickly went from “don’t believe everything you read online” to “I can’t do anything without AI and refuse to believe it’s problematic or incorrect despite loads of evidence otherwise” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you like fun and nostalgia and sticking it to the man, you MUST see Coyote vs Acme. So clever, great sight gags, basically an allegory for animal testing? I’m just coming out of a depression cycle and laughed a lot, that feels like a good review lmao
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I tend to micro dose podcasts and so I never finish them in a timely manner. This means I’m always behind but I get a little bit of Ride almost every day and it’s fabulust. But Mary Beth repeating “go where you’re liked” trulyyyy hit me yesterday in a very freeing way
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Look I know I’m a Pisces sun and so it’s to be expected with eclipses in Virgo/Pisces, but this eclipse season has absolutely been trying to take me out I swear. Commiserating with all the Virgo heavy placements out there also struggling. The light at the end of the tunnel is near!!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Although I don’t drink much these days, I’m still very excited to hear mission brewery is making their hard root beer again because back in like 2013, that’s was my go-to before every padres game lol I hope it’s just as delicious as before
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I feel like if someone still claims ignorance about JK Rowling and why people are so anti-HP now, I have to seriously side eye you because what circles are you running in then?! Nobody in your life/your algorithm has ever talked about it?? That’s highly suspicious. Terf Hogwarts is major ick, yall.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Used Grove for a very long time, like years, loved having easy access to products with carbon neutral shipping. But now they’re using Amazon shipping while making really weird ads about sustainability? Yeahhhh my order this week was definitely my last. Massive ick, ugh.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The anti seed oil BS is really starting to piss me off, because as someone allergic to avocado can we not act like it’s the only good oil?! Like hello?! Canola oil and sunflower oil won’t hurt you I promise, it’s all fear mongering and lies and moderation is the key like anything diet related 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh it’s gonna be a fun day on the internet hahahaha turns out being a hateful bigot IS in fact bad for your health and karma will come for you 🥰
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
People are mad about clips from the Las Cultch awards because they think it’s real? Like imagine hating fun that much that you’re mad about “Pokémon being nominated for awards alongside people” like wtf? Go back to texting a friend or googling when we don’t get it, not posting online 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The only positive thing about threads is the summer house cast deciding to use it as their main means of popping off/clarifying things and I’m so here for it haha hubhouse pr fully back in business now, I love it (also the dog memes today are sending me lmao)
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People are like omg Taylor swift and Kylie Jenner, meanwhile I just found out Jordyn woods is engaged to a Knicks player and my formerly tumblr obsessed self is way more interested in those two being in the same vicinity lol those two rooting for the same team because of their men, how poetic.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wait wait…are people actually mad that the winner of this season of Top Chef went through LCK?! Because that is quite literally the point of LCK, to give a second chance?! Really hoping it’s just weird bots because what? Multiple past winners have gone through LCK including the host, Kristen!!!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh lovely, they’re predicting a super El Niño just like we last had in…2015-2016? Oh I fully remember how miserable that was, luckily worked at a school with a very active PTA that had raised money for a/c in all rooms without it (“coastal” schools were bottom of list for a/c install)
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ok hunter Biden popping off on twitter is objectively hilarious, like yes can we go back to pointing out the right wing nutjobs are all freaks and creeps and weirdos?! Let him cook lol every screenshot I see is so funny and on point
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The CEO of Patreon telling Bricks and Minifigs to stuff it, is why I trust my creators using that platform the most and heavily side-eye anyone still supporting substack at this point in time. Just use Patreon! They’re not scammy or harboring nazis!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Deciding to leave all the political texts in my phone instead of reporting as junk, because let me make sure I don’t accidentally vote for any of these assholes illegally obtaining my contact information lol
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
NPR interviewed Dave Chappell and I side eyed it, now Dana White are y’all kidding me?! Not getting a single dollar from me again. I feel very we were all rooting for you but that meme is even slightly tainted now because of how awful Tyra is. I hate being too woke and caring about all this shit 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you live in SD and are into crafts, you have to check out the ArtForm store on Adams! It’s donated supplies they resell to keep stuff out of landfills, proceeds help local schools. Tons of yarn+thread+fabric scraps as well as assorted other materials like paint, stamps, a real variety.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Even when we get into heavy shit, I always feel so good after therapy. Like having a safe space to tell it all to a trusted person professionally trained to help you navigate difficult life happenings? Why doesn’t everyone want that?! Can’t relate lol
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Only 2 people acknowledged that Mother’s Day is hard for me yesterday on the day, very telling about how people actually care. So just PSA if you’re close to someone with a dead mom, check in on them on Mother’s Day, even if it’s just a quick text. It means more than you know.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just can’t imagine ever wanting to vote for a billionaire white man, the exact category of person who is responsible for the fuckery that we’re in right now. Y’all be posting “no ethical billionaires” and also supporting Steyer, make it make sense?
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Watching men play basketball is absolute torture. All they do is whine and complain but women are the emotional ones?! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ok wait Zoe kravitz very obviously hid her left hand on the met gala carpet amidst engagement rumors hahahaha that is so fucking funny 😂
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“Spirit Airlines ran out of runway last night” lmaooooo ok NPR thanks for the good chuckle this morning but also what the actual fuck, an airline just shuts down overnight?! On a Scorpio full moon no less!!! Pure drama.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ok fully obsessed with Ashley st Clair doing TikTok GRWM videos while exposing tons of MAGA shit lol “I got yelled at for discussing Erika Kirk so let’s discuss her more!” Ok yes I am sat, tell me everything lol
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Currently on my third listen of Girls Trip (the Zara larsson remix album) and uhhhh I’m fully hooked. New hyper fixation album acquired, try to make me listen to anything else for the next month I dare you 😂
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Vons has now TWICE tried to substitute an item when I have marked no substitution. I’m autistic you idiots I don’t want a substitution of something I’ve never tried, I want that item or nothing, hence why I marked no substitution!! I shouldn’t have to watch my phone the whole time too 🙄
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The alix earle v alex cooper drama unfolding this week is so on point for having 7 planets in Aries lmaoooo and they say astrology isn’t real! This is prime crash out astrology, please be mindful and direct them towards the people deserving them only lol
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Signed up for my first dance class in years, just doing cardio hip hop and trying to get back to moving my body in ways that I truly enjoy.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Tatis is at second again, so now I’m completely convinced there’s something going on they’re hiding from us. Potential trade, wanting to showcase certain dudes? Or someone is injured in a way they won’t disclose yet. But something weird is happening for sure and I don’t like it!!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just was reminded when my family moved padres tickets to a not distancing area in 2021 without telling me and when I said no because my mom literally had cancer, I was shamed/made fun of and nobody stood up for me. And it still took me a few years to realize how little they actually cared.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
23 year old me would have rocked the fuck out of these tiny sparkly shirts slayyyter is wearing and I want this worst girl in Coachella hat SO BADLY ugh
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Perfect Saturday morning: cranking the Slayyyter Coachella stream at 8 am (her live vocals are beyond incredible ugh) while I do a little wake n bake because the last few weeks have been ridiculously hard and my body + mind are just absolutely exhausted.
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just had to run down a crowded street of bars on a Friday night in my bedazzled slides with socks when my cousin’s Uber took a wrong turn 💀 thank goodness I’m autistic and a little high so I wasn’t too bothered
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Me on the internet after a few drinks is just comments that might start a fight, like a random girl saying “imagine saying on accident in 2026 cuz the proper grammar is by accident” on a post about someone coming out and I’m like ok girl so is cuz proper grammar because I don’t think so lol byeee
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This youtube jeopardy episode might be one of the best things I’ve watched in a while. Categories + ?s are spot on, contestants are Rebecca black, Monet X change, and Brennan lee mulligan and I’m laughing nonstop but also falling more in love with Rebecca black, fully in my top 5 celeb crushes
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Last Chance Kitchen feels like a cooking version of Saw where Tom Colicchio just lets his ADHD brain run untethered and I love it so much. It’s quickfires on steroids with the highest stakes imaginable. If you’re a Top Chef fan not watching it, you’re missing out on soooo much!
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I know there are way more important things in the world but as a longtime Amanda stan and defender, this summer house news has absolutely rocked my world. I’m questioning everything now 😭
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Finding out the Supreme Court is allowing conversion therapy with a vote 8-1 on Trans Day of Visibility feels kind of…straight up that feels like comic book villain evil type shit I hate it here
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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Need someone in the next week to do a super cut of all the overturned calls from the ABS challenge and the ump reactions lol or do I start teaching myself how to edit videos 🤔
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