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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥

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cleric | jyotiṣi | ritual artist | Diet Coke girlie | AuDHD | neurotic good | 🏳️‍🌈🦋❤️‍🔥🪷🌌 👬: @animystic.net 🏳️‍🌈: he/they 📜: www.nrcraddock.com 📺: YouTube.com/@NathanielCraddock 🇵🇸🍉

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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 28/09/2026
today discovered the absolutely CRAZY synastry I have with the United Church of Christ (time taken from the minutes of the Uniting General Synod of 1957) /1
astrological chart for the founding of the United Church of Christ, June 25th 1957 at 8:15 PM in Cleveland, OH
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 26/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 26/09/2026
taking myself on a date tonight because I enjoy my own company and I did all my chores (and also @animystic.net is in Michigan)
Mirror selfie of the author in tte trademark Guadalupe sweatshirt, ball cap, brown jeans, white chuck taylors
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 23/09/2026
💪
the author, shirtless in a mirror
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 22/09/2026
new Marian epithet dropped
photo of a poster at a construction site with an image of Mary in a hard hat and the text "Our Lady of the Construction Venue Sanctuary"
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/09/2026
my new roommate said "skskkskskskskskskksk" (CW arachnophobia)
photo of a brown grass spider on vinyl flooring
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/09/2026
getting the apartment set up! this dresser caused @animystic.net and me 8d6+10 psychic damage but damn if it doesn't fit perfectly in the entry to the bedroom (the rest of which is still a work in progress)
photo of a partially-decorated living roomanother angle of the same living roomphoto of a maple finish dresser through a doorwayphoto of a home office with bookshelf, desk, and art hung on the walls
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 18/09/2026
this store window display furnishes all the evidence I need to affirm that I indeed moved into the correct neighborhood #twinpeaks
photo of a store window displaying the portrait of Laura Palmer and Audrey Horne's softball card from Twin Peaks, as well as a still of Audrey talking to Cooper over coffee
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 17/09/2026
there are two kinds of astrologers
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 11/09/2026
documentation of the fae creature
a ginger tabby kitten in front of some costume fairy wings
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
photo of a 1930s cartoon with two dandies on a parade float advertising "pansy brand cream puffs"
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 29/08/2026
may or may not be related to
Photo of HBO cover for "monsters of God" showing a man with an insane facial expression in cutoff jorts holding a massive black and yellow snake
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 29/08/2026
dm me if you look like this
illustration of Egyptian deity Nehebkau, a literal snake with human legs and toenails
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 26/08/2026
this aesthetic >>>>
photo of a local restaurant menu with a conflagration of comic sans and word art
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 12/08/2026
here's a magical moment: I was chanting a few Narasimha mantras on the way back to my desk to allay eclipse vibes. upon arriving I opened my laptop to discover the spirits of Windows 11 had selected this as my lock screen for the day #narasimha #eclipse #magic #jyotish
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 12/08/2026
i like very much this chord #stravinsky
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 07/08/2026
brb gonna go do gay sh*t
the author and beloved in a car, both in sunglasses
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 04/08/2026
this is now a Devdutt Pattnaik fan account only
Screen grab of an article by Devdutt Pattnaik entitled "How was Atharva Beds different?"
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 30/07/2026
today was pretty much a flop but this outfit got compliments from strangers several times so I guess that redeems it
mirror selfie of the author in a tee shirt with a chibi Gabumon on it, burgundy cap, salmon shorts, and black high tops
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 29/07/2026
this protein pastry from Legendary Foods was a legendary disappointment 3/10 edible but only under duress
the packaging of a Legendary Foods protein pastry next to its contents, which do not match the image on the packaging in any way
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/07/2026
🎵New York and Paris just don't have the sights you see on Euclid Ave🎵
the author and beloved posing before the Cleveland sign at Voynovich Park, with the Cleveland skyline in the background
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 19/07/2026
still life with Fresca (2026)
a photo of a Fresca can on a glass-topped end table surrounded by wine glass, Kindle, fake plant, lamp, with white blinds in the background
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 18/07/2026
alright chat, utterly important question: which of these is going to be my new primary headshot for professional purposes? (image 2 top left is about to become my everywhere pfp tbh) #headshots
four headshot proofs of the author; the top two are in front of a house with blue siding and a mary statute, the lower two are in the woods. in all four the subject is wearing a clergy shirt with collar ad brown pashmina tied as a scarf. In the two to the left, sunglasses.three headshot proofs of the author in the woods. The upper right has the author dressed as before but sporting a Bowser shell backpack. The second is the same outfit from the front. The third is missing the backpack.
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 11/07/2026
hello hello, folks who've newly followed as of late! I'm Nate (he/him)! Interests: music (trained in classical & jazz; newly into EDM and DJing), JRPGs, camp, religious studies, jyotish, magic, cosmology, consciousness work: teaching, writing, ritual, spiritual formation home: MI > OH
Photo of the author in a green ball cap and glasses, multicolored pashmina, Bowser Shell backpack, tan shirt, black shorts, in a field surrounded by tents and vehicles
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 07/07/2026
headed to an outdoor clergy presser in Lansing, for which the wheels are out
mirror selfie of the author in black clerical shirt, salmon shorts, black high top sneakers, and pectoral cross
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 06/07/2026
Also, I've decided this guy (dog mode St. Christopher) is my next tattoo (We had a whole moment with cynocephalic kin at Forest)
Photo of an icon from the Orthodox Cathedral in Lviv of a cynocephalic Saint Christopher
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 06/07/2026
I gave my departure announcement right when Mars and Uranus were bang on the midheaven, 2° away from my natal Jupiter (and I'm running a Jupiter profection tropically), could not have asked for a more potent chart (Uranus was on the midheaven when I signed my call agreement.....)
Astrological chart for 10:55 AM on July 5th, 2026 in Battle Creek MI
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 05/07/2026
It's a good church day when I get to pull this quote out
Screen grab from the Anna Nicole Smith show where she says, "you know those bumper stickers where it says, 'shit happens and then you die'? They should have 'em where 'shit happens and then you live', because that's really the truth of it."
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 02/07/2026
abs [however barely discernible in the correct lighting]? for the first time in my life?? in this economy???
a shirtless photo of the author showing the subtle contour of abs in the afternoon sun
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 02/07/2026
i'm liking this version of the second one more, re-balanced the line weights and reoriented the glyphs so they're all facing the center (i actually developed this cosmogram for a Sankranti ritual remedy for a Byzantine Catholic client, stay tuned...)
a nine-pointed star within two concentric circles; in each point of the star is a planetary glyph; within the heart of the star is an Earth glyph with the motto IC XC NIKA; in between the outer circles is text in Greek
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 01/07/2026
makin' magical merch
vector image of a logo: a bee encircled in nested hexagons with the motto "si sapis sis apis", all in honey colora mandala of a nine-pointed polygon with planetary symbols and greek text surrounded by concentric circles; psalm 148.3 in greek is within the two outer circles; an earth glyph is in the center with the motto IC XC NIKA
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 01/07/2026
koopa scout reporting for duty
the author in green shirt and hat and black shorts with sunglasses, Bowser horns and backpack standing in front of a truck
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 24/06/2026
don't mind me, just Hail Holy Queen-ing out a little
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/06/2026
Natalie Sleeth wrote some absolute bangers tbh
photo of a church bulletin with the sheet music of "God of Great and God of Small"
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/06/2026
what have I done #ffxiv
Screen grab from Final Fantasy XIV showing the author's character, Idris Alkashif, a Rogaedyn arcanist
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 13/06/2026
🚬
smiling selfie of the author in the passenger's seat of a car in aviators, a ball cap, and wearing a pink shirt with a unicorn and the text ALT MASC
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 12/06/2026
om aim guadalupāyai namah om namah pavitre marīyai ishvara-jananyai namah
photo of a shrine with images of Our Lady of Guadalupe and Christ the Teacher, flanked by murtis of Ganesha and Hanuman, with pink roses
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 08/06/2026
give the people what they want (viz. legs) also these shoes have no business being so comfortable—they are very broken-in Aldo brogues, real leather, that I got on clearance in 2018
mirror selfie of the author in a blue and pink striped shirt, salmon shorts, brown belt and brown leather brogues
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 04/06/2026
here's a taste of the miraculous: the Christables on the right were consecrated in 2020; the ones on the left were not.
two sets of four single-serve communion cups. the ones on the left are cloudy and dark. The ones on the right, the consecrated ones, are clear and vibrant.
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 22/05/2026
Kellogg is out here doing Black Philip's work for him
the back of a cereal box with a QR code labeled "scan here. be deliciously rewarded."
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/05/2026
I might have to rescind my "I don't wear suits on principle" policy, whew (the fit is a cheap Apt 9 travel suit from Kohl's, don't tell the menswear guy)
mirror selfie of the author in suit and clericals
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 20/05/2026
IN THIS HOUSE WE BACK THE DEW
thin baja blast line flag
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 11/05/2026
ready to play Clair Obscur
a photo of a French English visual dictionary
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 06/05/2026
I've decided I'm going to end every one of my DJ sets with an ABBA song and this clip
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 04/05/2026
recovering from food poisoning 🤝 summer 2024
the word "brat" in black text on a green background
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 01/05/2026
yassified St Michael is my phone background now
screen grab of a phone lock screen with yassified St Michael as the background
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 28/04/2026
everybody wish my beloved @animystic.net a happy birthday! absolute delight of a human being, 12/10 no notes
photo of the author and his beloved at a nightclub
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 21/04/2026
🚬
Mirror selfie of the author in a Blue and salmon vertical striped shirt, blue jeans and brown belt, and white Chuck Taylors
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 09/04/2026
cf. exhibit a (this is a large ribbed tank)
sagittal mirror selfie of the author in a black tank and jeans (and feet for free)
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koopa kleric 🦖📿❤️‍🔥 @koopakleric.net · 09/04/2026
I ordered what, I suspect, will be The Defining Article of clothing for my summer looks this year (I also got a Hyacinth Bucket one) #twinpeaks #gay
screen grab of an olive drab tank top with Margaret Lanterman (Log Lady) from Twin Peaks
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