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KOOLSCHRANK PRESS (www.koolschrankpress.com) is the book publishing arm of the world’s leading Surrealist newspaper: Der Koolschrank. (www.derkoolschrank.com). Evidently shadowbanned by Bluesky.

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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 9h
It would be like Der Trump to buy piss. Il Messagero is paywalled, and I don't know the information provider you mention. We'll soon see what the cargo is (and perhaps how it was purchased). Whatever it is, it's likely dosed with plenty of pneumonic plague.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 9h
The potash fertilizer that landlocked Belarus said wasn't available and wasn't selling to the USA on the exact same day that the Minerva Zen tanker left St. Petersburg?
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10h
Trump announced some Russian purchase yesterday. But the first ship bringing Russian diesel to the US left St. Petersburg on Sept. 22 (!). Ship is Minerva Zen, sailing under Greek flag. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
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MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10h
Trump announced some Russian purchase yesterday. But the first ship bringing Russian diesel to the US left St. Petersburg on Sept. 22 (!). Ship is Minerva Zen, sailing under Greek flag. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
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MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10h
Trump announced some Russian purchase yesterday. But the first ship bringing Russian diesel to the US left St. Petersburg on Sept. 22 (!). Ship is Minerva Zen, sailing under Greek flag. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
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MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 13h
Doubtful that visiting Aliens would need to ask what things were like
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 13h
Kushner & Halfwitkoff left Russia Sept. 5 or 6. So about 2 weeks is what it took to load the tanker and push it off.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 13h
Trump announced some Russian purchase yesterday. But the first ship bringing Russian diesel to the US left St. Petersburg on Sept. 22 (!). Ship is Minerva Zen, sailing under Greek flag. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 13h
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 13h
Trump announced some Russian purchase yesterday. But the first ship bringing Russian diesel to the US left St. Petersburg on Sept. 22 (!). Ship is Minerva Zen, sailing under Greek flag. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 15h
"American Turd Go Eat Yourself" (homage to the Ukrainians on Snake Island in 2022 who, when ordered to surrender, famously responded "Russian warship go fuck yourself!")
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 15h
Correct. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 15h
And HARVEY KEITEL ???
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 16h
Correct. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 16h
Correct. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 16h
Correct. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 16h
Correct. It can be tracked from St. Petersburg here (IMO / MMS 9410909 / 241190000): www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/deta...
vesselfinder.com
MINERVA ZEN, Chemical/Oil Products Tanker - Details and current position - IMO 9410909 - VesselFinder
Vessel MINERVA ZEN (IMO 9410909, MMSI 241190000) is a Chemical/Oil Products Tanker built in 2009 and currently sailing under the flag of Greece.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 16h
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 17h
Sponsored by RT News (Russia Today)
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 21h
The music was pretty much taken from George Harrison's earlier 'Isn't it a Pity'.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 21h
Going to pretend I didn't see that
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 22h
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 22h
Der Trump's buying *something*. But Russian refineries have been too damaged and it is now importing fuel, buying back its own crude from other countries that've processed it.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 22h
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 22h
"See nipples and die" -Goethe
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
To give due credit Hegseth did say he would give the guy a running 15 second start.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Markwayne Mullin is the sort of name given to a guy who likes to hit his dick with a hammer as often as possible. Maybe give him that job instead.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Last I saw him was end of the 70s. He was booked at some high-end club, but everyone was amazed that Van Morrison (yuck) came to to see him. Mayfield showed up with half his head stove in. Not sure what from. Sang great. Morrison left after the second set & thought HE was great.
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Percy Mayfield!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjbY...
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Memory Pain (aka Memory Of Pain)
YouTube video by Percy Mayfield - Topic
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www.koolschrankpress.com @koolschrankpress.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
WTF? Those people weren't eating pussy????
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