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INTERNET CAT. music: koolcat.bandcamp.com Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 23/09/2026
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! 

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 15/09/2026
Yes, as of late 2018 the remaining six cars of space have been filled
A lyric from the song "all my friends" by 21 Savage featuring Post Malone that goes as follows:

Why you got a 12 car garage? (Why?)
'Cause I bought six new cars (No lie)
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 18/08/2026
A genius lyric card of a line from the song "My thoughts on NeoGAF Dying" by JPEGMAFIA which says "I don't care"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 29/07/2026
A few of the bandcamp download codes have been redeemed but all of these codes are still available for your download (and streaming via the bandcamp app) enjoyment! :3 koolcat.bandcamp.com/yum
A 4x7 grid of download codes for my new album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" with six codes missing as they have been redeemed. Please message me or send an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com if you are unable to read the image and would like a code, thank you!
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 27/07/2026
Here's some download codes for my new album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" which you can use to download a copy and add it to your bandcamp collection. Download includes a nifty little booklet with lore about each track :3 Redeem at koolcat.bandcamp.com/yum
A 4x7 grid of download codes for my new album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?". Please message me or send an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com if you are unable to read the image and would like a code, thank you!
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/07/2026
As for the other "grays", they deal with the harsh, unblinking judgment of a media machine hungry to throw them under the bus to stay afloat. The lucky ones gather together in support groups where they try to provide emotional support for their shared hardships. Others are less lucky.
Five of the same identical looking gray characters sat in a circle on very poorly modelled 3d chairs. The character in the middle is upset and being comforted by a character to the right of them whilst a character on the left holds a coffee cup. The remaining two characters are facing away from the camera. A poster above the upset character features a series of chopped down trees in the desert with the caption "adapt." in a motivational poster style.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/07/2026
Most notably, a high profile terrorist/freedom fighter (depending on what you read) called "koolcat" has become victim of this, although he was eventually able to fashion little horn-like ears to customize his avatar using a loophole that has yet to be discovered by anyone else, let alone patched.
A low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/07/2026
Single #2, "Dead Programs Walking", isn't about any singular person so much as a class of people. The "grays", as they're called, are a group who either through lack of means or by lack of luck have lost their right to physical expression, having their appearance replaced with a blocky grey avatar.
Two low poly gray characters outside a building.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/07/2026
"Dead Programs Walking", the second single off the new koolcat album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?", is out now! check it out :3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=X92i... distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Two images in a grid. 

The first one features two low poly gray characters outside a building.

The second image features five of the same identical looking gray characters sat in a circle on very poorly modelled 3d chairs. The character in the middle is upset and being comforted by a character to the right of them whilst a character on the left holds a coffee cup. The remaining two characters are facing away from the camera. A poster above the upset character features a series of chopped down trees in the desert with the caption "adapt." in a motivational poster style.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 08/07/2026
"WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" tracklist reveal! surprise :3 second single "Dead Programs Walking" drops Friday July 10th at midnight*! *midnight BST on soundcloud/youtube, midnight your local time on streaming services
a bandcamp screenshot that lists all the tracks on the album "WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" alongside their track lengths. They are as follows:

1. Message for Concerned Citizens 02:10
2. The Ambush 05:22
3. Caffeine Rush 03:56
4. Big City, Big Expectations 02:53
5. Quiet Quit 02:22
6. File Jockey 03:00
7. Clementine's Story 04:36
8. Dead Programs Walking 04:33
9. Data Scrapers 03:36
10. Suppressor 03:12
11. Incoming Transmission 02:07
12. Hold On To Hope 04:37
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 24/06/2026
"WHERE IS KOOLCAT?" the sixth koolcat album. an album about everyday people navigating a collapsing system, set in a completely fictional environment that has zero allegorical implications ;) releasing July 21, 2026 :3
Two pictures in a grid, both poorly modeled using blender. The top image features a grey building plastered with wanted posters for a low poly cat person thing called "koolcat". There is a blocky "motorcycle" leaning against the building. The bottom image features one of the posters affixed to a post, with two buildings in the background also appearing to have the posters affixed to them.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 22/06/2026
coffee
a 3d render of a table with a point of sale system on one side and a amateurishly designed 3d cup of coffee on the other side
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 21/06/2026
only halfway through the shift
poorly done, very blocky 3d model of a guy smoking a cigarette in the distance
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 20/06/2026
suspect remains at large
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 18/06/2026
20260623
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 16/06/2026
target acquired
the low poly koolcat model framed in a circle with a green tint
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 17/01/2026
INSANE BAR
A lyric by Slay Squad from the song STFU by ASAP Rocky which reads as follows:

How you ask for a handouts and you ain't hit the concrete? / They say Haitians eatin' cats, I make sure my dogs eat
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 12/01/2026
A sports infographic that is cropped to say "JOSH ALLEN: ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY" without further context.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 17/09/2025
The wikipedia page for "Crab mentality", otherwise known as "crabs in a bucket mentality"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 16/09/2025
A screenshot of a word document. On top, there is the word KOOLCAT written in wingdings in large font. Below this is the following message:

After much consideration, I have elected not to put my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” on Spotify. While I am aware that no streaming platform is perfect and end-user hostility is a reality of our modern day techno-dystopia, the majority of platforms are nowhere near as brazenly hostile to artists as Spotify is. Continuing to provide my music for listening on a platform whose CEO actively funds the military industrial complex for the privilege of earning $0.00 off the streams is simply not financially sound, let alone morally justifiable.

The album will still be available on other streaming platforms. As always, the best way to support me and my musical endeavors is purchasing the album via Bandcamp. If you are inconvenienced by the album not being on Spotify, or otherwise do not feel like paying for it, send over an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com and I will provide you a download code to access it for free. I hope you all enjoy the new tunes once they drop on September 20th! :3

-koolcat
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/09/2025
My new song MACHINERY is now out! :3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 06/09/2025
Alright, let's try this again... "MACHINERY", the second single off my new album "anomalous broadcast", drops September 10th The full album drops on September 20th Super excited for y'all to finally hear this :3
A 2 image grid against a white background. 

The top image is a 3D render of a wooden desk with a laptop on top of it. The laptop has a broken display.

The bottom image is the same 3D render of the desk and the laptop except the laptop is now upside down with a hole in it.

Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows:
"Exhibit M1 - Laptop (damaged) involved in the distribution of illegal audio material"
"Exhibit M2 - Rear of damaged laptop (drive compartment has not been located)"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 19/08/2025
Today my EP BIRDZ became 3 years old. Definitely some of the most fun I've had working on a project, check it out if you haven't :3
The cover art for my EP "BIRDZ". The bottom three quarters consist of a heavily pixelated and mostly monochrome photo of two birds against a teal background. The top quarter has a black banner which has the EP title written in ASCII on the left and the tracklist on the right alongside the words "AN EP BY KOOLCAT"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 10/08/2025
A screenshot of a word document that includes the word "KOOLCAT" in large letters using the wingdings font and the following message below:

Due to unexpected personal circumstances, the release of my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” will no longer be taking place on August 15th. It is still slated for release sometime this year, and a new date will be revealed soon. Apologies for any inconvenience and hope to share more music when the time is right.

-koolcat
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 05/08/2025
10 days left until my new album "anomalous broadcast"!!!!!1! Here is the cover and tracklist :3 Super excited to share all these new tunes with you soon!!!
A 2x2 grid of images against a white background. 

The top two images are the front and side profile of a low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms.

The bottom left image is a 3D modeled white vinyl record sleeve with a hole for the vinyl record label punched out. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. A sticker applied to the top right stating "NEW TUNES FROM KOOLCAT", although the word 'KOOLCAT' is written in the wingdings font, rendering it as a series of emoticon images instead of readable text. 

The bottom right image is a 3D modeled vinyl record with a center label depicting the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which, when paired with the sleeve in the bottom left image, completes the koolcat logo. 

Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows:
"Exhibit A,B - Artist/Fugitive"
"Exhibit C,D - Illegally distributed materials pertaining to the artist/fugitive"An image of a closeup of a 3D modeled vinyl record sleeve, embedded in a larger image consisting of a white background with some text below of the sleeve image. 

The sleeve is mostly blank except for a sticker on the top right and a hole for the vinyl record center label with a design surrounding it. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. Inside the hole is the center label of a vinyl record, which depicts the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which is completed with the ears and head from the sleeve design.

The sticker has the words "anomalous broadcast" written in wingdings, such that it appears as a series of emoticons rather than english text. Below it, smaller text in the Times New Roman font appears below the wingdings text with the caption "(anomalous broadcast)". In addition, the sticker also lists the album tracklist, which is as follows:

1. EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER
2. WACK
3. BLACK FRIDAY
4. MACHINERY
5. DROPLETS
6. OUT LATE
7. SKILL ISSUE
8. DENIAL OF SERVICE
9. GLIMPSE
10. DRIVING ON CLOUD
11. BIG WINDS AHEAD

In the white background section of the image, text appears with the caption "Exhibit E - Rear view of illegally distributed audio material"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 01/08/2025
"WACK" A single off my fifth album "anomalous broadcast" Out now on YouTube + SoundCloud, coming to streaming services* soon *except spotify Check it out: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 25/04/2025
MY NEW SONG IS OUT IT'S CALLED "NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEOW" ENJOY :3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 16/04/2025
:3
A screenshot from spotify of a new koolcat single called "NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEOW"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 14/03/2025
A mockup of a datpiff.com page for the album "MUSIC" by Playboi Carti
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 02/03/2025
Thank you to everyone who has checked my album out so far!
Screenshot from Spotify for Artists showing that my new album KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET has 1,000 streams.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 04/01/2025
here are some bandcamp download codes for KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET, my new album. Enjoy! :3
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 04/01/2025
Fun Fact: I hid a little secret in "title theme", the opening track of my new album :3 I also did this on the first track of my last album, but this time it's a real song you can enjoy without the added context of it being a sonic picture!
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 23/12/2024
KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET IS NOW UP FOR PRE-ORDER ON BANDCAMP. THIS ALSO DOUBLES AS A TRACKLIST REVEAL :)
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 13/12/2024
MY NEW SONG "GREAT ESCAPE" IS OUT NOW NEW ALBUM "KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET" COMING JANUARY 3 :3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 11/12/2024
...in a bit of a pickle 😅 (new single "Great Escape" drops this Friday)
A poorly modeled scene of a gray 3d humanoid with pointy cat like ears is on a gray motorcycle with a helicopter spotlight shining on them. To their right is a police car pointing towards their direction.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 07/12/2024
Another account retrieved B)
A post from the koolcatmusic Twitter account stating "pee pee poo poo"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 02/12/2024
Album art :p
A poorly 3d modelled table with a computer and a CRT monitor on it. The CRT monitor is displaying a glitched version of the koolcat logo.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 01/12/2024
managed to intercept and tuck in a little message at the end of the IVDA's new propaganda piece. check it out :p *epilepsy warning*
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 25/11/2024
...*your* account?
A tweet from the hijacked koolcat twitter stating "Someone who is good at computer please help an annoying cat keeps posting cat memes into our Instagram account's story"
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 25/11/2024
Day 3: The IVDA still have not noticed that I have access to the Instagram account they tried to seize from me.
A screenshot of an Instagram story from "koolcatmusic" which includes a reposted video featuring a cat wearing a diamond chain
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 22/11/2024
OVERLOADED FROM THE UPCOMING ALBUM "KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET" UP NOW ON SOUNDCLOUD & YOUTUBE COMING SUPER SOON TO STREAMING PLATFORMS!
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 20/11/2024
full single art :3
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 19/11/2024
They've been putting up billboards around cyberspace as part of their disinformation campaign. How cute. Well I've got a message of my own...
A 3d model of a billboard atop a poorly rendered glass building displaying the Koolcat logo with a prohibition symbol on top of it
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 18/11/2024
Try as they might, those IVDA Dorks can't find me B)
Tweet from the "compromised" koolcat twitter account which states the following:

Have you seen koolcat?

The fugitive was last spotted in the New Millennium district of Cyberspace. 

Any spottings must be reported to the Internet Virus Defense Authority. Do not engage with this individual or any work they output as they are considered highly dangerous.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 13/11/2024
and if that wasn't enough, they defiled my instagram with an ad for themselves, as seen below. luckily this account does not seem to be in their grasp :p
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 13/11/2024
the instagram is now instagone :(
the same post as on twitter but this time it is on instagram. see the post above this one for a transcript of its contents.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 12/11/2024
...there goes that account :|
A tweet from the koolcat Twitter account called "a statement from the internet virus defense authority" which includes an image consistent of text and a logo for the internet virus defense authority, which consists of the letters IVDA but with a globe and two half circles atop the letter I (see next image for transcription of image text)The domain name associated with the entity "Koolcat" (koolcat.online), as well as the @koolcatmusic accounts on Twitter and Instagram, have been seized pursuant to an order issued by the Internet Virus Defense Authority.

A federal grand jury is in the process of locating and indicting "Koolcat" as well as any additional individuals and entities involved in the operation of "The Koolcat Database" and related media, charging them with the following crimes:

Conspiracy to Commit Copyright Infringement, Escaping from Lawful Custody, Destabilizing Public Harmony, Promoting Dissent and Anti-Social Behaviors, Cyberterrorism-Adjacent Activities, Criminal Copyright Infringement.

Please be aware that "Koolcat" is currently a wanted fugitive and that any information regarding their whereabouts must be reported to local authorities immediately.

For more information about the lies perpetuated by Koolcat's so-called "activism", please refer to the informational page set up on Koolcat's former web domain. Thank you for your cooperation.
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 07/11/2024
koolcat.online
I have been informed that my website (koolcat.online) has been seized by the "Internet Virus Defense Authority". It's only a matter of time before they get my accounts too.

Over the next few months you will likely be exposed to many lies about who I am and what I stand for. They'll tell you that I'm some kind of cyberterrorist that seeks to wreak havoc over the wider internet. However, the truth is that all I seek is freedom to express myself independently from the interests of the corporations that run my home.

You see, I live in a beautiful virtual city called Cyberspace, where everyone is free to be their best selves thanks to the miracles of digital technology. However, lately that freedom has been clawed away more and more due to security fears, and over the past year it's especially become dire ever since the so called "Cyberspace Liberty Party" (which basically just exists as a front for the IVDA to control our city) narrowly came into power last year. They've become more desperate to not lose their power, and so they've seen fit to ratchet up surveillance and sowing distrust into our city with their propaganda to cudgel us into keeping their party afloat.

This may very well be the last thing you hear from me until I can regain access back to my website and platforms. If so, just know that I'm out there, and I will be back to help put an end to this tyranny in any way I can. For the freedom of all programs :3

-Koolcat
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 31/10/2024
encountered a @vertigoaway.space jumpscare in a YouTube video about hacking an abandoned Spotify doohickey
A "Spotify car thing" device with a screenshot of the user's Dance/Electronic Mix playlist. The first song listed is The Jungle Witch by Vertigoaway
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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · 23/10/2024
OK I'll do the thing
An apple notes app screenshot with the the words "GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE" written in bold font, followed by "for every like, I will post one song I love ♡" written in a regular sized font.
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