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Deputinize America

@komarovsky.bsky.social
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Louisvillian by birth, work and attitude. Lawyer by trade. Leftish by choice and experience. Loves scuba, travel, nature, distilled spirits and world history. Can be misanthropic at times, because too many people suck.

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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 6m
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus - that’s monstrous conduct.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Confirmed”, my ass.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They kinda missed that he was a pederast. Bari Weiss covering herself in glory again.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
”Noted pederast Dennis Hastert, founder and namesake of the oft-used Hastert Rule that Republicans use to bottle legislation, has gone to hell.”
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As I got older in thinking about that episode, all I could think was “watch the teeth, baby…” IYKYK
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can have a thriving urban core and collar where people of all economic and racial strata can live, work and enjoy recreation, or you can coddle aggressive panhandling and antisocial behavior - but you can’t have that at the same time.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…and the era of coddling aggressive panhandling and antisocial behavior ended. The encampments got cleared, and there was a definite change in municipal response, especially on the downtown regulars - life got a lot less easy, and they either moved to treatment and help or they moved on.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… the street shitter who had been the beneficiary of countless acts of law enforcement and judicial mercy decided in that worst summer of my city’s homeless coddling that it would be fun to yank a woman behind a wall to rape at 9:30 on a sunny weekday morning. It got stopped partway through…
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…the door of a nice little pastry and coffee shop across the street to harass patrons inside, being unable to use the bench under trees in front of my office because our “regular” was always passed out on it while soiling himself. So yeah, my opinion is jaded and comes from experience. Oh, and …
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting smacked in the head for the sin of not having cash to give, getting harangued while eating lunch at an outdoor venue, seeing a guy shitting in the street while yelling at a conventioneer tourist about how great it was to be homeless, watching some asshole drag a filthy rag of a blanket to…
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not that altruistic and tend to give zero fucks about the homeless, but wouldn’t be malicious like the current round of dickhead kajillionaires in brutalist mansions. I’d like to think I’d be more of an adventurer like Branson.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…consultants and contractors, too. Nicked a friend pretty good.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve met him before, back when he was coming to the end of his Angel’s noncompete and was plotting the purchase of the Castle and arranging the True Story financing. It was a tasting for a few couples at a mutual friend’s home. I thought he seemed a bit odd at the time. He’s stiffed a bunch of….
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sponsor a GoFundMe for the first journo to say to him “Mr Secretary, is it true that people who know you still mockingly call you ‘Nutlick’ behind your back?”
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Creepy Nod
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…the a baseball bat.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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What We Do In The Shadows Wwdits
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Energy Vampire Colin Robinson: I'm Excited!
ALT: Energy Vampire Colin Robinson: I'm Excited!
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course you’re right. It was just my opportunity to plug a really cheesy favorite of my youth - classic mid-70s Brit scifi with a banging theme song. 😁
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We know how this story goes….
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Space1999 Breakawayday
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goddamn, I just touched myself over that bit of erotica….
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the third Colin Robinson crossover I live for….
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Nate from The Office on Minty Gum
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s disgusting and deserved every shitty thing he ever did to her in their shitty marriage.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does Tapper continue to give these bozos air time? Hes incapable of cross-examination with any skill, and should just start bringing on regular people to describe their lived experiences to losers like Hassett.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The African fight scene in Casino Royale.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’ve needed one for years. Thanks to our shitty courts, that very imperfect document is construed really stupidly and is not special at all.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s the graphic I remember!
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see him as a cross between Stillman and Niedermeier….
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ziskey rates the Russkies: “They’re Pussies!”
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soul Finger!
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I always knew that I’d eat the shit out of Hulkaburgers.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Blowed up, Sir!”
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite part of that segment of the movie was that he’s standing around the parade ground as a 1LT, having been demoted.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Generational trauma is a very real thing.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guessing that there aren’t a lot of true sports journos in the Israeli press. Of course, ending it and throwing them out of the room is probably being compared to the Holocaust to the Israeli public, which, as a nation, is the human equivalent of the soccer flop in the face of any criticism.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, honest to God, you’d think that the Orange guys would have been humiliated into silence decades ago.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That nonsense is still happening? After the disaster of BREXIT amid the willful connivance of the DUP, you’d have thought that shame would confine them to their homes amid fears that they would again publicly say or support stupid, destructive policies.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the plus side, parents of 8 year olds won’t be subjected to atonal squeaks or nonrhythmic banging sounds associated with practice. Also on the plus side, no post band camp pregnancy scares….
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t even like or approve of the death penalty, but could do a better job. Half a dozen decent weed gummies, three Xanax and a hot fentanyl shot over a 90 minute period would do the job on sedation before the heart stopping potassium chloride shot.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Schmitt - “I’m going to America’s premier travel and entertainment destination - Branson!” 🤣
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God Bless America: 4th of July Celebration
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talk about whackjobs…
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sadly, each of those officers went home safe, there being no manly bystander closeby to Second Amendment away the tyranny.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a crock of shit. The credulity of our idiot financial press continues to astound me. Pack of mendacious cunts...
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is the face of a man that’s going to outlive his Federal physical protection over the very near future.
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Glee Finn Hudson
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vivek, Kash, Nikki, that dickhead COO at Amazon whose name escapes me, Dinesh D’Douchebag, and pretty much every local Indian businessman and medical professional I’ve dealt with or represented over the past 10-15 years all seem to be deeply enmeshed in the culture of MAGA. But sure, say otherwise.
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meth Rock
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now do Israel….
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn’t that the ST mirror universe evil human empire logo?
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Deputinize America @komarovsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lasso: “Was that a fart?” Lamb: “Mostly.”
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